The most fucked up thing you ever did to someone...
 

I used an old roommates toothbrush to clean the toilet bowl once and put it back on the rack all nice and clean looking. I couldn't stand this guy. Fucker always seemed to find a way to dip around rent time.

can't say, the statue of limitations may not be up on it yet.

Is that anything like the statue of liberty?

well if it has a statute of limitations then it can't be that bad

;)

i took a shat in a paper towl and mixed it into a blender and cooked brownies and sent the batch to my neighbors in small x-mas baskets.

no joke :glugglug

i shot this fat dude with a bb gun about 7 times when he was walking home from school cause he always would steal my rolls at lunch :(

Remind me not to steal your rolls in Florida.:glugglug

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I buried 6 cats up to their necks and ran them over with a lawn mower. :1orglaugh

I murdered my neighbors and fed them to their dogs because they're pesky little toddler kept "toddling" into my yard....whos "toddling" now bitch!!


(this was a joke brought to you by the word ASS and the letters H.O.L. and E.)

Better watch it...cats are a "hot" subject on this board.:winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Naw, I could never do that. I love cats.

I know that's not the case with my GF cauz she fucking keeps using my toothbrush

What's the point of that? Did you ever tell him after?

No I never said anything. I kind of just laughed every time I saw him after that. It was like my little secret joke on him. I thought it was great. I am laughing at the thought of it all right now lol...and it's been 12 years ago.

I know that guy.. he told me he used YOUR toothbrush to anally pleasure himself. He's still laughing about it to this day. :1orglaugh

You still think about this guy even after 12 years? If you wanted to fuck with the guy at least tell him after...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :(

Everyone who ever got it from me had it coming. I'll leave it at that.

I better not say on the grounds that I may incriminate myself! :Graucho