Kitchen Disaster
 

Last night I stayed up until the wee hours cleaning my kicthen. Total cleaning, mop ect.

Now a little bit ago I had just finished blending a marinade (lots of vinegar, garlic, onions, and spices) in my food processor. Had a zip lock freezer bag ready to dump it into. Very fragrant and very thick. Was prepping a large piece of meat for tomorrow nights dinner. Figured I would do a little work ahead to save myself some time and all.

Meanwhile I started doing laundry and dishes right around 5pm (cheaper that way).

So I am sitting at my work bench holding the plastic bag with one hand and the mixer base with the other. Fucking phone rings which just happens to be right next to me on the counter (thanks Tom, will call you back in a bit) which startles the fuck out of the kitten who I did not see sleeping on the microwave. It jumped into the air landing on my work bench, something fell over and it darted. In its flee mode it kicked my large knife on my cutting board which spun perfectly slicing the bottom out of the bag just as I was finished pouring. I get my legs covered in marinade, the floor got soaked as well. Damn chain reaction.

So now I am without hot water for an hour or so, have a dirty ass floor, I smell like vinegar, garlic, and onions. Worst of all I had to remake the damn shit.

So much for planing ahead to save time.

Proceed to laugh at my misfortune now.

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Seriously fuck you, it was your fault.

That sounds like a TV ad in the making! :1orglaugh

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xoxox

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:Kissmy :bowdown Well anwser ya damn phone next time haha