Aliens Using E-mail To Seduce Earth Women
 

"Aliens have tapped into our Internet connections "

The porn that's clogging your e-mail inbox isn't always sent by some lonely pervert getting his kicks in a shabby apartment, or by marketing companies trying to make a buck on X-rated merchandise. A top researcher says you could also be getting spammed by aliens on a distant planet!

Astrophysicist Dr. Paul Winterhoof says aliens have "hijacked" the satellite transmissions that connect computers on the Internet, and are using them to contact Earth women with lurid claims about their sexual prowess -- or to entice Earth men with offers of miraculous performance-enhancing drugs and gadgets.

full report from weeklyworldnews.com

fuck they are on to us

time to switch to JOL (Jupiter Online)

if it's on weeklyworldnews it must be real! :glugglug

Somebody did not take their pill today.:helpme

weeklyworldnews is a very credible source :thumbsup

:winkwink:

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... Goldenpenis.net ? :1orglaugh


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Hmmm... So you are saying that it's not actually true?

you have no idea, earthlings

I dont doubt that it is true. I was just humoring

dirty bastards! :BangBang: :ak47: