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For the guys that don't have in house pussy what do you guys use? Usually I just say hey you fine porch monkey bitch, how bout you let me slam yo nappy nappy dug out, werd. Works like a charm... What's every ones best pick up line? |
I'm a 27 year old virgin, please.......
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Best pic up line is to ravel through all your hundreds to find that 20.00 bill to buy her a drink.. After that she'll do the talking you just have to listen.
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Do you mind if I sit down and buy you a bevy, petal?
Geez...what the hell is poking me in the ass? It's either my Porsche keys or that giant wad of cash in my pocket.... |
Grow your hair Long, and the women will pick you up....No Line Needed http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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Well, I can say that these lines DON'T work:
1) I'll let you use the whip. 2) Want to see how big my sword is? 3) I love amazons...got a bisexual friend? 4) You can sink your teeth anywhere in me. 5) Let's get a couple of brooms & fly to the moon. 6) Um, unh..yeah ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
I'm a 27 year old virgin, please.......
just once, or do you i have to say it 3 times, fast? |
Get a job at a big grocery store part time...... smile nice and don't put the meat on top of the bread and you'll meet lots of nice women..both inside and out of work ( any kind of work in public like that will work, you can work part time in a record store and pick up women all day long )
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hi friend works great
now i just use can I stick it in you http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
I always liked, "You want me, don't ya?"
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I know "Waz Up Ho" will not only not get you laid, but serious physical harm may come from using that. Back in the day, "jigaboo" would get you pussy fairly easily, but I think that term has fallen out of favor. What is the hip slang now, to get me some wet puss?
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This is my all time fav (I posted this in previos Pick Up Line's posts')...
YOU: Hi! Would you like to dance? HER: No! YOU: No, I said you look fat in those pants! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif |
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Here's my favorite line that chics use on me "you're hair looks so soft, can i touch it?" |
Should i Say a pick up line like I be rappin and shit, move my hands around in the air and grab My nuts once and awhile. would It helps if i gots a 40 or some mad dog 20/20 and shit...
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Jcman,
OK man I'll bite. Where you from man... You're a fucking clown. |
geesh... you guys really _are_ macho!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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Compton is ware i be and rappin is my philosophy .... can ya feel me.
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This seems to work for me: yo baby, wanna hump? =o
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You people are really funky, When you have the look I have, you just have to show up and girls come around to party. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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Somethimes, I just have to touch my shades to drive them nuts ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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You - Yo yo yo what up Ho (While holding your nuts in one hand) Ho - What did you say to me? You- You heard me you bitch, I want some nappy nappy dug out (While moving your hands from side to side and yelling ho) Ho - I am going to get my brother, he just got out the pen. You - Hold up Bitch (Hit her in the head with the MD 20/20 and tell her to shut the fuck up now) I am the man, I am going to break you off proper like. To be continued....... |
Rebel you are too funny, First you try to prove me wrong, the, you wanna look like me, lol
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Nice look Wizdom...does it really work with the ladies *wink wink* ?
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Not only does it works, but I own the house! I go dance with the girls http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
I don't just sit there and get very drunk, then think it's a nice female wispering me how my hair is soft.. when it's the local dog doing me ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif [or insert any homophobic remark here] ------------------ wiZd0m Fortune Pussy Adult Links |
When I meet a woman in the bar, the first thing I do is look down at my crotch. When she looks at it, I say "Well.......It's not going to suck itself!"
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LOL LUSH HAHAHAHA...I like that one!
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wiZd0m is he gay are somthing posing his pic on the board for us to see ?
my pick up line is : hi babe I've got a pornsite and I'm making bigbucks wanna have a drink ? |
WEll from my point of view on picking up guys, its fairly easy for me since i use to be a stripper. I just know how to move hips and give that "you know you want me" look. And they fall hook line and sinker.. Gawd.. I am such a slut!
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