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BRISK 08-01-2004 08:42 PM

USA vs. God - Who would win?
 
These threads are getting retarded.

fr8 08-01-2004 08:42 PM

Yes they are.

But God would win hands down.

EviLGuY 08-01-2004 08:45 PM

USA.. I don't believe in "God".

freeadultcontent 08-01-2004 08:46 PM

The US would if we all could find a biblical loophole that would allow us to die at same time and launch a suprise attack. Well shit he is all knowing so someone has to find a way to distract him.

InsaneMidget 08-01-2004 08:47 PM

Bush = god, no?

boobmaster 08-01-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
The US would if we all could find a biblical loophole that would allow us to die at same time and launch a suprise attack. Well shit he is all knowing so someone has to find a way to distract him.
What if it's all true? What if there actually IS a God? What do you think he would think of all this bullshit mocking you people are doing? Are you SO SURE it's all a bunch of crap? If it is, then I assume you have a better answer for how the universe came into being. I'd sure love to hear it if you do.

infohawk 08-01-2004 08:52 PM

I don't think god has any oil though

escorpio 08-01-2004 08:54 PM

U!S!A!
U!S!A!

kowntafit 08-01-2004 08:54 PM

Neither, how can the USA win a war if they aren't fighting anyone? I think you need at least 2 parties to have a war.

ChewbaCreative 08-01-2004 08:56 PM

in god we trust!

Firehorse 08-01-2004 09:12 PM

This is definately a no brainer! :1orglaugh

Thechad 08-01-2004 09:47 PM

Is it God VS the US military or the whole USA.. If it's the whole USA, I would say Ditka would win.

scoobydookc 08-01-2004 09:50 PM

Bush would fall to his knees and begin blo---praying.

Maybe God already took the US over, Bush keeps injecting him into every speach.

rakeback 08-01-2004 10:04 PM

Trick question:

USA is God.


(or at least they act that way)




(my apoligies to Airheads)

Argoz 08-01-2004 10:07 PM

God for sure.

almighty 08-01-2004 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
What if it's all true? What if there actually IS a God? What do you think he would think of all this bullshit mocking you people are doing? Are you SO SURE it's all a bunch of crap? If it is, then I assume you have a better answer for how the universe came into being. I'd sure love to hear it if you do.
and what proof do you ahve that it is true other then words written by people and chnaged time and time again Why would a god let people suffer from nasty disease and such as well as the bible which contridicts itself Anyways two things you should never argue in life unless ya want to argue along time thats religion and politics and both are full of hypocrits

scoobydookc 08-01-2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
What if it's all true? What if there actually IS a God? What do you think he would think of all this bullshit mocking you people are doing? Are you SO SURE it's all a bunch of crap? If it is, then I assume you have a better answer for how the universe came into being. I'd sure love to hear it if you do.
I would be more scared of never living life because some book told me don't touch or taste, and then dying to find out it was all bullshit.

As we know it, everything has a beginning and an end.... It's beyond our understanding to grasp the concept....

Wait is this the GFY board or have my lights gone out and I have nothing better to do....

boobmaster 08-01-2004 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scoobydookc
I would be more scared of never living life because some book told me don't touch or taste, and then dying to find out it was all bullshit.

As we know it, everything has a beginning and an end.... It's beyond our understanding to grasp the concept....

Wait is this the GFY board or have my lights gone out and I have nothing better to do....

.... then I wish you a very long and happy life.

Gheenz 08-01-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thechad
Is it God VS the US military or the whole USA.. If it's the whole USA, I would say Ditka would win.
Yep, we'd just use Ditka. It's proven he'd win in a fight with a tornado, so God can't be much tougher. :1orglaugh

AVM 08-01-2004 10:22 PM

The USA is God, thus, this question cannot be answered. Duh!

:bowdown :bowdown :bowdown :bowdown

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eroswebmaster 08-01-2004 10:29 PM

Da Bears!

Lauren 08-02-2004 12:02 AM

Ultimate Superpower of America

god=USA right? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nofx 08-02-2004 12:04 AM

Satan


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