Just got back home , Canada border patrol can suck my cock
 

What a weekend. Let me settle in Ill be back in 15 min,

:) selling my sig for the night..

This thread is useless without pics.

I told them to be gentle with you..how did you enjoy the anal probe for drugs routine? :1orglaugh

Were you violated by our border patrol?
WG

Poor baby! Hope the Canadian girls were friendly at least. :winkwink:

border patrol stories are always a good laugh

Happy to see you made it back. Did anyone touch you while you were there?

See Sig.

You can't just leave us hangin'! come back and share the story already.

can't wait to hear the story

damn Canadians.

:(

Welcome back. They do suck there, I had a run-in with the border folks at the Niagra Falls crossing a while back and was a living hell.

Give me a few i gotta take care of some shit over here be back in afew

busted smuggling cigarettes?

I always feel compeled to lie when they ask me if i have any tobacco, even if its just a pack in my pocket. Im such a bad ass! :)

Some thing is really odd about her hair. Is she wearing a wig?

Can't blame the border gaurds for keeping out terrorist threats.We don't need you trouble makers in our country..stay away you american dogs :glugglug

I can't handle the suspense. I just love good stories.

we better hear a good story here. Not some lame ass drama.

post some pic, juicy:Graucho

Early first page Sig placement

Its just dyed.

i refuse to tell this story. i am leaving the details up to juicy:(

did they catch you Jelqing Juicy?

Those fine Canadian prisons....They even have high speed internet access.

This should be good. At least I hope worth coming back to this thread! :)

Did you get any Canadian Trim?

who the hell goes to canada on purpose

Sounds like you had a bad time there :(

who knew hair gel was consider illegal narcotics in canada. crazy ass canadians.

Maybe to experience a differant culture and take advantage of the exchange rate dumbass...If you haven't experienced anything other then your neighbourhood perhaps you should give it a try.

trying to get in or out of Canada?

k here is the story.

We arrive in Buffalo Fri night around 1 am or so.

So we chill with our friend and such.

Next day we decide to go to canada.

Well we got the biggest dipshit on the border patrol that day I guess they didnt like guidos. Plus he was a prick.

Izz was driving , me in shotgun and our other friend in the back.

So we come there, give the dipshit our licenses and such. They ask why you going and so on. Then they tell us to go ahead and pull over.

Next thing i know they cuff me and take me into the building and shit. So they start asking me all these fucking questions and so on.

I got nothing tohide to I was like be my guest run your checks your wasting your time. Long story short i was in there for 3 hours. They come back uncuff me and say we apologize bla bla bla and so on.

Then i told em (i was really pissed at this point) you wasted your time with me a innoceent person while you let the terrorists right through? Good fucking job you guys are doing , we will stay in the US and so on... at this point they realized they fucked up and shit so they took my HEAT

So in short they can suck my dick.

that sucks :(

Fuckin' Canada...


Good beer though.

What was the reason for the handcuffs?That's odd unless they found something in the car ,they wouldn't just cuff you for no reason.If they did find something...everybody would have been handcuffed

thats the juicy parts of the story more detials , but i am dead tired right now. Very rough weekend.

You have an Arab-ish name and you're olive skinned. Welcome to the world of discrimination....Try driving while black for awhile.

they must have ran my name in dome db or something.

They checked the car too but found nothing

Bunch of pricks ,

yup , discrimination at its finest

her - pants + my tongue in whichever oriface she requests = :)

sorry to hear of your troubles. Atleast you will have something to talk about with the shrink this week.

Blame Canada!

That was Frank. He's gay. He just wanted to probe your cavities.

It sucks to be good looking. :Graucho

Whats wth all the Canada bashing?



If I am not mistaken the US just declared an orange alert based on some "reliable information that was received of a new terror threat, causing longer than usual waits at the borders.


Canada just isn't ready for Juicey.

BG

Where is Canada?

Happens to me all the time as well if I don't shave before going through immigration.

WG