I fucked Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears last night
 

Well... I met Christina last night at a bar in London...

She was really hot, so we a couple of minutes later we were fuckin' like rabbits.

And no shit, Britney Spears walked into my hotelroom!

So we had a lot of fun...

Britney Spears licking my ass, and Christina sucking my cock.

Real hot, but Britney Spears didnt get along with my dick very well.

HA!

PS sorry for no pics today but I didn't have the camera- tonight is my night for becoming Skeeter Kerkove

I found some pics!

Me fuckin' Britney!

Check it out

http://fapomatic.com/5/sheet_001.jpg

and then you woke up

Dont you believe me? :(

He swears on my life, his brother's life, and the 9 lives of Morris the Cat!

Did kbizzle videotape you will you were fucking?

Post some vids negro

Hey looks like it was a good time. Who is that on the right?:1orglaugh

He asked me, if he could join the party?
but I`m turned him down, he was too busy running after the stripper.

I believe you...cause I'm so gullible

That girl on the right is my girlfriend

nice pics there. if those girls do dirty sock pics they will be perfect :Graucho

nice story.. im sleeping with Ms universe (2004)... thats right, the australian bird :P

So who was better in the sack?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh noice.

What is the point of this?

http://kimberlychapman.com/Kali/popcorn.jpg

time to relax and enjoy the story while you can.

Aww sooo cute, is that a hamster?

I got a new pic!

Check it out:
http://fapomatic.com/5/dsisters_a1_048_sample.jpg

I love the sunshine because it is bright. :upsidedow

no, that's a gorilla

:1orglaugh

How many STD's did you get?

You dont want to know..

Interesting considering that Christina is at home in the USA resting with bad vocal chords and had to cancel all her summer shows and at this moment Britney summer singing tour puts her in August 2 - Dallas, TX - Smirnoff Music Centre -

http://www.livedaily.com/news/6455.html

perhaps you call your right hand christina and the left britney??

http://www.dharma-rain.org/zazen/zaz...ds-front-l.jpg

yeay yeah, dream on boy :)

Woke up this morning...........

Didnt you see the high quality pics?

I am not makin' this up!:feels-hot

Have more nice dreams like this:thumbsup

If it's on the internet, it must be true:glugglug

Exactly!

pretty much lol :glugglug

what they said:Graucho

dude .. these chicks cant be in 2 places at one time!! You said they were in London when their own schedules put them in the USA - plus Im sure that both of them who have boyfriends, and britney whos engaged would even say your name much less fuck you..



its a joke.. stop posting like your actually believing your own shit cause your beginning to make us feel your not taking the medication prescribed. Laugh it off, have fun with it - we all know its bullshit - so smile at your own work and stop pretending its real.

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/psilocybin/lsd.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if i hadn't looked up img source i wouldn't have an idea what's that :1orglaugh :glugglug

nice dream! good thing you still woke up huh

You have a vivid imagination.

Stop taking Crack :stoned