I picked up the hottest stripper ever last night!
 

Went to Deja Vu in SD-

Was feeling a little bit "high" and had the most rockin dancer dance for me all night-
At the end of her performances- she tells me I smell yummy and says she wants to fuck the shit out of me-

Having been there and done that, I figured she'd scurry out the back door while she was getting ready-

This DID NOT happen- she takes me back to her place by the zoo- and proceeeds to tell me how she is a "sub". and loves to get skullfucked-

I was more than happy to oblige. I fucked the shit out of her 4 times until 8 this morning, had my ass licked ( never had that before) and she totally rocked my fucking world.



The ass licking was a total surprise but being the conoisseur of Max Hardcore and Steve Sweet's films- I knew what to do-

hahahaha

The stripper is20 years old and looks exactly like Alicia Silverstone.

Why am I telling you all about this? I guess I am still in disbelief.

I know I am getting better at age 35, when I am banging crazy 20 yr olds-

I also want to rub this into the faces of my "married" friends reading the board who think I need to slow down and get married and be miserable like all of you fools...


HA!

PS sorry for no pics today but I didn't have the camera- tonight is my night for becoming Skeeter Kerkove

:321GFY

Moral of the story. Do not get drunk near a zoo, you may mistake a horny chimp with Alicia sylverstone.

haha good one

hahahaha

Even better- she lives in an area known as Hillcrest, the GAYEST area in San Diego.

I walked out this morning to the remnants of the gay pride parade as well.


Interesting to say the least.

Asshole licking from a freaky ass stranger that bangs guys she dances for.

www.aidstestonline.com

i dont believe it

I swear on my life, my brother's life, and the 9 lives of Morris the Cat!

Sounds like a good time to me! :thumbsup

right on

yes, but where are the pics?

This girl licked my ass last night
http://banginblacks.com/trailers/eutopia.wmv

It was a blast!

well, actually 4 blasts!

she just called me to tell me her pussy is so sore today she can't go to work and dance- now she wants to come over and just suck me off all night.

I am down for it- new "Entourage" episode on tonight on HBO.

Wanna watch that as she is licking my nutsack....
I am back baby!

I had purposely been staying away from stippers and porn stars- But I am back on the horse.

Regular chicks just aren't as much fun....or as great in bed
ya feel me?

Oh my GOD! I don't know what to say.

Fine ass black bitch , but the pussy queefin' is disgusting....

HOLY SHITBALLS.

Alicia Silverstone isnt all that hot

so she did have a pussy?

You had sex with a stripper who you have been paying the whole night. Is it that big of an accomplishment?

AGREED- but I loved the pouty mouth - and this bitch's body was way more kickin' that Alicia's as well-

ALL NATURAL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are too funny man.

Bro I spent a whole $50 last night there- this girl wanted to dance for me for free-

She did until the bouncer told her she had to pay the house- then she abruptly gets up and says "fuck you, I had $400 bucks stolen from my purse in the back, you wanna give me back my $400?"

Then she says "I am outta here" and takes me home....
I love drama.

She must have all kind of STDs.. :)

Haha...sounds like a good time. Congrats! :thumbsup

can never be too sure

don't think so , did a pretty thorough inspection in the shower- as well as I wore a condom while fucking her.

Did i also mention she loves FACIALS???

Last night looked like a scene from http://www.cumonherface.com

:-))

i love it

I say brother like in slang terms.

KB is my "brother" like anyone can be.

We're not really blood or anything....

Good stuff kb :winkwink:
WG

smart thinking and have some fun :thumbsup

How about a face shot so we can see if she really is an Alicia Silverstone. :winkwink:

good one....i was just in SD last week for about a month....i think i visited Pure Platinum like 4 times while i was there...had nothing better to do because i was on a business trip and didn't know to many people

I have to mail skeeter this thread!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Next time, tell the PS first, before I read the whole fuckin' post. :mad:

So why did you post this thread anyway?

way to go man just remember next time that I like PICTURES...

:1orglaugh lol :1orglaugh

did you wear a condom?

a week seemed like a month?

I would have made Skeeter proud!

Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet.....

don't forget the camera tonight :Graucho

Sounded more like a scene from
Ass Munchers

i meant i got back from S.D. last week after being there a month :)

Strippers are usually fantastic fucks. Their bodies are incredibly limber from all that dancing. :Graucho

I've woke up 2 some that looked like chimp's, then try 2 sneak out. :1orglaugh

KB Go fuck yourself and your miserable single bachelorhood shallow unfullfilling meaningless life!

great work

ive never had sex with a stripper

whats the strippers name

im in san diego time to get a lapdance from her :D

excellent work KB.......

I hope to see you in florida..:thumbsup

I posted this story for you kid!

:1orglaugh priceless