A Father's Dilemma
 

so i was just on a cheerleader uniform shop site and i'm looking at the catalog and the pictures of the cute girls and gaaaaaaaaay guys in their cheerleader uniforms.

Imagine you are a Dad and your son comes home from high school/college all excited that he's made the cheer squad.

here's the dilemma, what do you do first?

1) kick him in the nuts

or

2) throw him out of the house


very hard decision.

Umm dude, they just throw the girls and get to fondle tons of ass all day. I wish I knew this when I was young.

3) Buy him a hooker.

Tell him, "Well son, you could be president someday." :Graucho

Honestly though, I dunno.... Buy him a subscription to Playboy maybe

Or you could just say congratulations and be happy for him.

yes, and so do male figure skaters.

Eat me Mutt!

It's a little known fact, but I was a male cheerleader in high school. That's right. While you idiots were up in the stands wishing a cheerleader would talk to you I was holding them up in the air with my hands directly on their panties.

I lost my virginity with the captain of the freshman cheerleader team, and dated her for the next four years.

While the uniforms were dorky, you are obvously jealous!

oh really. do a cheer for us Richard!

Give me an M!
Give me a U!
Give me a T!
Give me another T!

What does that spell?

JEALOUSY!

yea its true.
At least it used to be that way.
One of my buddies was a cheerleader in High School....we all used to raz him - until he started banging the hottest bustiest cheerleaders.

Given the length I have seen some people go to to get some pussy, those male cheerleaders are doing it easy! :Graucho

Why hurt your own son? Were you abused as a child?

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dubya was a cheerleader.......


.... enough said.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why were you on a cheerleader uniform site? thinking about joining?:1orglaugh

my 16 year old cousin is a male cheerleader for his school's football and basketball team. its very obvious that he is a fag but he still claims that he is straight . he told me that he joined to the cheerleading squad to pick up girls...:1orglaugh

*shudders* something I don't even want to think about

:glugglug

I see the "to get chicks" argument, but c'mon, there are better (and easier) ways that don't compromise you among your family and peers.