My penis has been erect for 4 hours... should I see a doctor?
 

:helpme

that's what the commercials say

Zzzzzzz

Last time it was heart problems..

You should see a shrink instead.

No, you should log into AFF and get a Sat night hookup. :Graucho

Doctor Xclusive says rub one out and don't call me in the morning...:321GFY

LOL! A buddy of mine said something like this tonight in repsonse to a commercial

:1orglaugh I remember that now.

Ok, a cold shower. I'd call first. Yep I know it's late. Is this fake drama?? How old are you? 20s, a hardon all day is normal (I'm not a doctor).

If it has some unusual bulges or color, that's a call for more concern. If there is a good reason it's been hard.... well be happy and just break for a while. I've fucked all night an it didn't fall off !

Take an asprin or two. (Again, I'm not a doctor)

Any other things we should know about? Cock ring you can't get off etc. You took two Viagra pills.... The ER is 24x7, they have heard it all, doesn't hurt to ask if it will make you feel better.

Oh yeah, WebMD.

then he'd have other wang problems...

Yep, otherwise no erection again ever :)
But of course, you were joking :)

Give it one more hour. If its still not down then call.

Hit it with a cold spoon

put it in a bag of ice

A cold shower always works :)

:1orglaugh Thats so true its funny.