Things You Don't 'Get'
 

ok tell me something that you just don't 'get' - as in something or somebody that is very popular with lots of people but you just scratch your head and go 'what the fuck'? could be food, fashion, chicks, movies, anything


i don't 'get' Jimmy Buffet.

Wiggers

i dont get why black people where size XXXXXXXXL White Tshirts that go down to there knees

mullets

celebrity adoring
celebrity bashing
intrest in celebrities

And the whole bling bling culture in America. Diamond watches, spinning wheels, platinum chains and stuff like that. Maybe its because im Dutch we are less expressive when it comes to "bling" but personally i find it highly retarded. The people who are sucked up by that trend think that buying that stuff automatically means you have class while i noticed that most of these guys have anything but class. Punk ass bitches with money = bad combination.

American need to look perfect and go under surgeons knife for modifications.. and it's considered normal.

Bush

the United States and England have an obsession with celebrities.

maybe in hollywood
eating mcdonalds and being 500lbs is more of the norm in america

shemales

They don't realize it themselves. Everyone seems to think they need to look perfect. Also perfection comes out of TV most of the time. I'm not surprised people I've met from all over the world joke about americans getting nosejobs or boobs as birthday presents. When was the last time you saw average looking people in TV series or movies?

In finland the actors are fat and ugly, but can act. I prefer it that way.. too bad our movies suck otherwise

Unfortunately I seem to understand most sicknesses! :helpme

songs that talk about killing people and selling drugs that get played on the radio and mtv all day

fame :thumbsup

A divided north and south. More specifically, southeners who are still sore about the civil war. That, I dont "get"
Duke

add to the list Soccer. I totally dont "get" Soccer.
Duke

I don't get people who make the same stupid mistakes (or decisions) over and over again.

I dont get why black people don't tip

Blacks on Blondes why white guys like it?

SEX
I don't get any

What don't you get about Jimmy Buffet?

His concerts are big keg parties, his music is feel good beach music.

He can fly, he plays the guitar rather well, and he's managed to make a great living doing something he loves!!

And he's been rocking for what, 30+ years.....

I don't get how so many lazy ass good for nothing people succeed with no effort on their part and hard working people have to fight tooth and nail to get ahead.
It seems the worse you are the better you do in certain circumstances.

Team sports.

Poor people giveing out investment advice.

i dont get why people like rap music

Because they envy the guys, and fantasize that they could be them

I dont get why people are so stupid :glugglug

Why do black people like these surnames :
Johnson Williams Jackson etc ... ?
why not native ones like :

Mamumba, Maumba , Onimba ?

I don't get rap and the whole hip-hop thing.

When it first came out I just shook my head and said wtf that's supposed to be music? I said no way will that crap last. And today its one of the top selling categories in the industry and I still don't get it.

And the dudes that make a fortune off of it I really don't get, cause they all got that smug cocky I'm a rich pimp now look like they think they are God's gift to the world of music and singing with talent.

And when I'm driving and some hip hoppers are in the next lane with those fucking stadium decibled boom boxes playing the crap and making all the cars around them shake with that crap I go nuts.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't get lazy people who feel the world owes them something. The ones who don't only ask for handouts repeatedly, but expect them, as if they deserve it. Fuck that. Get off your lazy ass and get a job.

Lots of African American slaves didn't have last names, only first names that their masters gave them, some actually got their masters' last names. When they were freed they chose their own last names, most picked their names after famous Americans like presidents - Washington, Jefferson etc.

Watching golf on TV.

Tom Cruise.. I don't find him attractive at all and he can't act his way out of a paper bag.. what's the appeal?

Don't work hard... work smart.

This guy answered it for you.

I don't get lazy people who feel the world owes them something. The ones who don't only ask for handouts repeatedly, but expect them, as if they deserve it. Fuck that. Get off your lazy ass and get a job.

I don't get why most Americans allow themselves to be led around by the balls by their "elected" officials. They're being herded like sheep, following whatever Dubya and Colin have to say about everything.

Fuck the two-party system.

I don't get stupid people. Never have, never will. Fuck them.

Sushi & Anal Sex

I have no idea why someone would want to eat fish raw, cooking food was invented hundreds of years ago.

Anal sex doesn't feel good, it needs alot of preparation, no idea why so many guys want to fuck a girl in the ass, probably they never tried it and think it's cool. Pussy feels much better and you can be sure your dick hasn't changed color when it comes out.

Personally i cannot understand it.
I never watch porn movies where a black guy is fucking a white girl.
I simply cannot fantasize that i am suddenly black lol. I know that black guy simply can't be me.

Egalitarianism
Jealousy and resentment
Pettiness

I don't get what all the hype is about Venus Williams...

I always here people "She's a dime yo"

"Dats right Cu"

"Straight Up"

And I look at what there looking at and I see Venus Williams bulging muscles. I think she's more ripped than Tyrese :helpme

Heidi Klum, it's just enough for Claudia Schiffer :(

Implants.

white humor

Maybe the producers are skinny and beautiful??

The deification of John Lennon.

I'm a Beatles fan but I don't get this "John Lennon, he invented peace!" stuff. He was considered pretty much of an asshole by those that knew him and his best work was way behind him at the time of his murder. "Double Fantasy" was absolutely horrilble.

What I don't get is where respect for ones self and others went to.

It happens to every star who dies young: Hendrix, Morrison, Cobain, James Dean, etc. If they had lived on, they would now be dismissed as has-beens just like others of their generation.

But do you envy the guy's 12" cocks pounding the sluts?