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ytcracker 07-30-2004 09:55 PM

mp3: i was bored so i made another spam song ya dig
 
http://ytcracker.com/music/ytcracker...er%20court.mp3

i only spent like 10 minutes on it so dont be mad

this that whitey cracker baby and ima tell you a tale
about a court in virginia where you go if you mail
dont matter where you from or what you sell
they will getcha boy im talking bout aol

they subpoenaed my number one beaner - nothing greener
dankcash boy you know what im talking about
theres a couple more things thatll get ya caught up
with these lawyers out east that dont give a fuck

if ya work for aol and ya sellin name lists
your butt will go to jail like a fucking rapist
i know some cats down south that straight get rich
offa selling accounts yea aka phish

i know this spam game and i know the spam science
and the mails get filtered if ur can-spam compliant
so ill tell the judge have mercy on me
even though im running game like jackie joyner kersee

they call us criminals cuz we advertise
they wanna lock us up and it aint no surprise
cuz for every blue pill that we sold
another nigerian robbed an old lady cold
the saga unfold
and thats a mailers life and the courts are swift
they always hate the spammers if u catch my drift
so from me to you this is a docket of truth
the courts more nutty than a baby ruth

approach the bench he says
do you know why youre here young man?
you mailing outta proxies bullet proof from japan
upstream in china did you think we wouldnt find ya?

we told your sponsor get his name or give us cash
and they didnt spend a second protecting your ass
they told us
your name your address your number
your ssn and the maiden name of your mother
now tell me brother

whered you find the muscle to push these pills
and all the mortgages and debt consolidation bills
if you rat out your comrades will cut you a break
well give you a year instead of givin you eight
i told em

fuck you your honor with all due respect
but im not ratting out my buddies just to save my own neck
we mail for a living we aint hurtin nobody
but if mailing is a crime than im the games john gotti

they call us criminals cuz we advertise
they wanna lock us up and it aint no surprise
cuz for every blue pill that we sold
another nigerian robbed an old lady cold
the saga unfold
and thats a mailers life and the courts are swift
they always hate the spammers if u catch my drift
so from me to you this is a docket of truth
the courts more nutty than a baby ruth

Chris 07-30-2004 10:02 PM

Good shit as always

i told him this morning we needed more industry songs :d

mal 07-30-2004 10:02 PM

I LOVE BUMPIN YA MUSIC WHEN IM MAILING DA POON. STC 4 LYFE BITCH. :thumbsup

korzon 07-30-2004 10:03 PM

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

korzon 07-30-2004 10:07 PM

yt4l

brand0n 07-30-2004 10:10 PM

no love

ytcracker 07-30-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
no love
i always forget
for this i apologize
you know youre on my valentine list

nofx 07-30-2004 10:26 PM

whens your DVD coming out?:winkwink::thumbsup

brizzad 07-30-2004 10:54 PM

i love to blaze a blunt and beat up to that YT


yt, whats your favorite song out of all the ones youve done?

ytcracker 07-30-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i love to blaze a blunt and beat up to that YT


yt, whats your favorite song out of all the ones youve done?

dont really have a favorite

maybe still spam i had fun with that one

ytcracker 07-31-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
whens your DVD coming out?:winkwink::thumbsup
dont know yet hahahaha

nastyking 07-31-2004 09:58 AM

yt - :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

was listening to your mp3s the whole last week :glugglug :glugglug

doober 07-31-2004 10:14 AM

good shit, and im always looking forward to more....

:winkwink:

Nismo 07-31-2004 10:16 AM

ytcracker = nurga man

iFliPcEss 07-31-2004 10:24 AM

that's a tight song :thumbsup

Adultlexicon 07-31-2004 11:17 AM

20 songs about spam, i dont get it

Jdoughs 07-31-2004 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adultlexicon
20 songs about spam, i dont get it
20 songs about spam...hes spamming them

Lace 07-31-2004 11:27 AM

Haven't seen any new tracks lately. I think this one is a little slow for you bryce.

But I like anyway :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 07-31-2004 11:32 AM

You should release a webmaster music mixtape !!!

TonyL 07-31-2004 11:36 AM

Good stuff man. Where is the rest of your stuff?

ytcracker 07-31-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonyL
Good stuff man. Where is the rest of your stuff?
www.ytcracker.com

click media

Blondie23 07-31-2004 12:26 PM

nothing but love for you yt

Lace 07-31-2004 01:08 PM

WHITEY CRACK HOLLA BACK! :Graucho

eGawd 07-31-2004 05:56 PM

STC is the greatest

Persius 07-31-2004 06:15 PM

NUMBER 1 SPAMMA!

187 07-31-2004 06:32 PM

Quote:

originally posted by ytcracker
http://www.ytcracker.com/images/threadicastgay.jpg

KMR Stitch 07-31-2004 06:40 PM

gonna make a album?

eGawd 07-31-2004 06:46 PM

187 I hear M.A.L.S is gonna put you in timeout

STC is still the greatest ;) That's a fact right?

ytcracker 07-31-2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eGawd
STC is still the greatest ;) That's a fact right?
its a fact

fr8 07-31-2004 10:39 PM

Not to sure about that one.


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