God's Post
 

I HAVE COMMANDEERED POST 7777 TO TELL YOU ALL THAT YOU ARE SUPER FUCKED AND THAT MY SERVANT ASSHAT WILL OWN YOU ALL IN 24 SHORT DAYS.


FEEL MY WRATH PORN SLINGERS!!!!!
-God
http://www.biblehelp.org/Angry_God_sm.jpg

I DISAGREE!

he told me this earlier when the voices in my head were fighting. I think it may be true!

because ive done wrong,
and im a little afraid
i aint too strong

take this bottle
and just walk away,
the both of you.

:glugglug

would you like to purchase god.chat ango.com :1orglaugh

i should trademark 'god'

Now im worried. No wate im not. Sorry try again.

He has spoken ...........

"im gonna stand at the top of the world and chanllenge the heavens."

:glugglug

http://www.ldstaiwan.com/english/images/jesus.jpg

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE, FUCKERS!

God please give some fuckers here a clue....Please

i heard that jesus liked anal fisting young boys.

What is the point of joking about this? What do you get out of doing it? So you don't believe in God! You've stated your opinion! Fine! Let's move on. What does this mocking get you?

Do you even know where you are posting?

http://www.fpmt-osel.org/gallery/images/buddha.jpg

I AGREE WITH JESUS - I CAN'T WAIT TILL BUSH FUCKS YOU TO THE WALL AS I HAVE COMMANDED HIM!

Thanks for waking me up to that fact! :)

:1orglaugh
I can't even tell whos joking and whos trolling anymore.

i don't recomend this to anybody, but you need a dose of reality, get some lsd or shrooms, then return to this thread :)
and go less on that bong for a while

What is that suppose to mean?

My point exactly.

:glugglug

I don't know what you're talking about

Damn it man you are confusing me. :1orglaugh

< goes to pop on the last few minutes of The Devil's Advocate...


I love Pacino's lines...you know, about the absentee landlord, being a fan of man...etc...

there is so much truth in the arguments he proposes in that scene...the standard christian definition of God sucks ass imo...

Have one too many tonight?

Yep.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=334041&s=

STOP FUCKING WITH THE DRUNK OR I WILL SURELY SMITE THEE!
http://www.devotionalsongs.com/vishnu.jpg

Cool pic!

Does God get a hangover and look back on his wrathful night with regret?