Reverand RedShoe at your service...
 

I don't know if I'm a Minister yet, but I went here: http://www.sevenplanes.org/ordination_request.htm and signed up to become an Ordained Minister.
Pray that I get it...LOL...
I would love to use Minister RedShoe on my BornAgain-Christian.com domain, and for it to be totally legal for me to say that.

I made up a bullshit story sbout RedShoe being my real name.

Here is the story that I told:
My name is Red Shoe. My friends at church and my family say it as one name Redshoe. It's an unusual name I know, but God gave it to me for a reason.
I believe that reason was to remind people to look beyond the outer layer of anything and to see it's true inner beauty. Christ is inside all of us.

If it's easy to get Ordained, I'll try for Mark Christianson. What do you think? To biblical? Mark Christian-son.

Anyone know of any good female biblical names?
I can think of Angel or Angela or maybe even Angelica but that's about it. I would to use her as a mascot for the site.

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I seem to remember Mary Magdelene is a female biblical name http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Well, that's a nice way to do it if you're a PINK boy.

I (on the other hand) am an ordained SUBGENIUS MINISTER. I paid Bob my tithe 17 years ago and am fully authorized to preach ETERNAL SLACK and perform 48-hour marriages.

I suggest that when the XISTS come you not be one of the fools on the ground getting zapped by death rays. Be on the ship, with us having SQUID SEX or be DAMNED!

Praise Bob,
Reverend tit

http://subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/f...tripleanim.gif

Yeah Titmouse, the Church of the SubGenious is alive and well!

"Remember, God spelled backward is dog, but Bob is boB."

Well It's OFFICAIAL!!!!!

Dear Rev.

Congratulations!

Be it known that The Church of Seven Planes accepts the above named
individual into the International Ministry of The Church of Seven Planes and
extends a warm welcome on behalf of the President of the Church , the Board
of Directors, The Bishops, and your fellow Ministers.

We hereby select, bless, appoint and anoint you a legally ordained Minister
of the Church of Seven Planes. You are given authority to conduct all
Sacerdotal
Rites of The Church, including marriage and baptism within the boundaries of
Federal,
state, and local laws.

Your ordination has been recorded in the database of the World Headquarters
of The Church in Cooper, Texas U.S.A.

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Hmmm now you just have to convince the state and see if you fit the laws that be.... lol

Rev. Owen welcomes Rev. Redshoe to C7P http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

This is a good thing, we all should become men and women of the cloth.

I has been my lifes pursuit to uncloth women.

I think I'm gonna give it a shot too. I wanna get my friends wasted & marry 'em! My friends just love me! Like the time I listed one of my buddy's home numbers in the gay personals saying he was looking for hot gay sex. LOL...oh mna! That STILL makes me crack up!

Oh yeah...he got a lotta nasty talkers & couldn't figure out why! It was SO funny!