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Shok 07-30-2004 06:10 PM

Madonna hit the wall
 
Time can be a bitch





http://boobiebucks.com/boardstuff/Madonna1.jpg

DamageX 07-30-2004 06:11 PM

Don't worry, it'll catch up with you as well. :Graucho

candyflip 07-30-2004 06:12 PM

The numbers in her bank accounts surely make up for it.

Shok 07-30-2004 06:14 PM

she needs to cut back on the jogging. Her legs are out of proportion

Gheenz 07-30-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
The numbers in her bank accounts surely make up for it.
Yes they do.

Gheenz 07-30-2004 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
she needs to cut back on the jogging. Her legs are out of proportion
Wow, just noticed that!!! She has tree trunks for god's sake!!!

fr8 07-30-2004 06:30 PM

She must of talked back that time. She will never learn.

KRL 07-30-2004 06:32 PM

Doesn't look like Madona to me and I've met her in person once.

Are you sure on that photo??

Shok 07-30-2004 06:33 PM

yep

Marcus Aurelius 07-30-2004 06:33 PM

holy shit, that cant be her.

KRL 07-30-2004 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
yep
Link?

Shok 07-30-2004 07:03 PM

It looks like her. Im sure she looks even worse in the morning. Everytime you have ever seen her she is made up.



there's a few on here

http://adultbuffet.pornparks.com/shadow/Mixed0020.html

I also saw it also on some tabloid page somewhere I cant find now.

KRL 07-30-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
It looks like her. Im sure she looks even worse in the morning. Everytime you have ever seen her she is made up.



there's a few on here

http://adultbuffet.pornparks.com/shadow/Mixed0020.html

I also saw it also on some tabloid page somewhere I cant find now.

I'll be damned. OK she's really looking hardcore old. Yipes.

I met her when she was younger, and even then up close she really wasn't all that special looking and on the short side too.

Shok 07-30-2004 07:09 PM

just remember, she was 42 when she did "Like A virgin"

I'm no math wiz, but now she would be like 91













:winkwink:

thumbsdepot 07-30-2004 07:27 PM

I'll hit it.


BTW She'll be 46 in a couple of weeks.

CyberBachelor 07-30-2004 07:37 PM

ouch.. she is looking her age

Spunky 07-30-2004 07:39 PM

Egads...she is looking horrible...

aSStig 07-30-2004 07:46 PM

most of the celebs would look good if they have their make-ups . .

MikeHawk 07-30-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
Time can be a bitch





http://boobiebucks.com/boardstuff/Madonna1.jpg

:throwup :fart :throwup

Trixie 07-30-2004 07:53 PM

Oh my god!! She's not made of plastic!! She's not immortal!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a shocker!!! A human being!!! I can't believe it!!! I lost my erection!! And I didn't get to fuck her yet!!! She'll be 100 before I move to the front of the waiting-to-fuck-Madonna queue!! But with legs like that she might still be standing then!! Where is her stylist?? Is she allergic to saltwater?? Oh the mentality!!!

Most of you guys are fucking retards. :2 cents:

InsaneMidget 07-30-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Oh my god!! She's not made of plastic!! She's not immortal!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a shocker!!! A human being!!! I can't believe it!!! I lost my erection!! And I didn't get to fuck her yet!!! She'll be 100 before I move to the front of the waiting-to-fuck-Madonna queue!! But with legs like that she might still be standing then!! Where is her stylist?? Is she allergic to saltwater?? Oh the mentality!!!

Most of you guys are fucking retards. :2 cents:


:thumbsup

jennym 07-30-2004 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Oh my god!! She's not made of plastic!! She's not immortal!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a shocker!!! A human being!!! I can't believe it!!! I lost my erection!! And I didn't get to fuck her yet!!! She'll be 100 before I move to the front of the waiting-to-fuck-Madonna queue!! But with legs like that she might still be standing then!! Where is her stylist?? Is she allergic to saltwater?? Oh the mentality!!!

Most of you guys are fucking retards. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Repetitive Monkey 07-30-2004 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Oh my god!! She's not made of plastic!! She's not immortal!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a shocker!!! A human being!!! I can't believe it!!! I lost my erection!! And I didn't get to fuck her yet!!! She'll be 100 before I move to the front of the waiting-to-fuck-Madonna queue!! But with legs like that she might still be standing then!! Where is her stylist?? Is she allergic to saltwater?? Oh the mentality!!!

Most of you guys are fucking retards. :2 cents:

Oh, come on. That picture is a shocking contrast to her "normal" appearance, and so it sparked some interest.

That celebrity hysteria thing you are referencing is a female thing, by the way.

Spunky 07-30-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Oh my god!! She's not made of plastic!! She's not immortal!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a shocker!!! A human being!!! I can't believe it!!! I lost my erection!! And I didn't get to fuck her yet!!! She'll be 100 before I move to the front of the waiting-to-fuck-Madonna queue!! But with legs like that she might still be standing then!! Where is her stylist?? Is she allergic to saltwater?? Oh the mentality!!!

Most of you guys are fucking retards. :2 cents:

Celebrities are supposed to be perfect.I just find it kind of shocking when they are pictured without makeup...kinda like you

pxxx 07-30-2004 08:59 PM

Hurts me to see Madonna like this.:(

Trixie 07-30-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
That celebrity hysteria thing you are referencing is a female thing, by the way.
Yeah -- as evidenced by the hundreds of threads revolving around celebrities started and bumped by MEN/BOYS on this board. So not only are most of these guys retards, but a bunch of fucking pussies -- I totally agree.

Repetitive Monkey 07-30-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Yeah -- as evidenced by the hundreds of threads revolving around celebrities started and bumped by MEN/BOYS on this board. So not only are most of these guys retards, but a bunch of fucking pussies -- I totally agree.
99% of the members of this board are males, and it is a large board with many threads ranging almost as many topics. Therefore you can't ascribe celebrity hysteria to males just because a couple of them calmly comments a celebrity.

Have you ever seen a male go into psychotic breaks and scream until he no longer has a voice just because he is near a celebrity? I didn't think so. If you however find any footage of celebrities in the proximity of females...watch the show.

http://www.warriorprincess.com/Lucy/...02600/fans.jpg

xclusive 07-30-2004 09:56 PM

I'd still hit it... Well maybe if the lights were out...

lesbodojo 07-30-2004 10:35 PM

player hater.

Doctor Dre 07-30-2004 10:36 PM

Coke can be a bitch ... cauz it really looks like it

Tam 07-30-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Have you ever seen a male go into psychotic breaks and scream until he no longer has a voice just because he is near a celebrity? I didn't think so. If you however find any footage of celebrities in the proximity of females...watch the show.

http://www.warriorprincess.com/Lucy/...02600/fans.jpg

You are so wrong on this one. I used to have this huge crush on Rudy Sarzo, not like I wanted to fuck him or anything, I just thought he was the cutest thing out...... he played for Ozzy in the Randy Rhoads era, for those who don't know...... and I thought he was amazingly cute. So I take my guitar to this place he is going to be one night.. my husband had to play a show, so he let me take a girlfriend and go. Anyway, I get there, walk in the backdoor where I thought I was supposed to go.. they thought I was going to be sitting in because I had a guitar in my hand..... LMAO

I got his autograph, a pic of me with him, and a hug from him, and I didn't scream even one time. And I was dying to meet him to the point I had never driven so far away from home by myself but I HAD to see him. LOL

I am not starstruck like the majority of the people are...... they are people to me. HOWEVER, we went to see a Def Leppard Concert and we met up with the band coming out of an elevator, naturally I was at the wrong fucking one and I got met head on with the band and almost dragged down the escalators by the guitarist and MY concern wasn't WHO he was but rather that that fucker was running over me and was about to fucking knock me down....... MY husband and his goofy ass friends, ALL being guys, damn near went into fits because I had been touched by him..... :1orglaugh

THEN, same night, we are eating and he, my husband, spots Ray Davies across the room and he got so starstruck that he had the whole table we were at going nuts, and they ran that poor man from his dinner....... he got his shit to go and left. LMAO

So, NO, women aren't always the ones to freak out...... of the 6 of us, me being the only girl there, I was the only one that was NOT screaming and going gaga over them. All the MEN were...... :1orglaugh

I have been told I am a very strange female and around here I feel like it sometimes, I don't follow the "norm". Am I ok? Or should I seek help quickly? LMAO

EZRhino 07-30-2004 10:48 PM

Damn shes ageing poorly

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-30-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Oh my god!! She's not made of plastic!! She's not immortal!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a shocker!!! A human being!!! I can't believe it!!! I lost my erection!! And I didn't get to fuck her yet!!! She'll be 100 before I move to the front of the waiting-to-fuck-Madonna queue!! But with legs like that she might still be standing then!! Where is her stylist?? Is she allergic to saltwater?? Oh the mentality!!!

Most of you guys are fucking retards. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

zanycash Pete 07-30-2004 11:19 PM

Doesn't look like her??:glugglug

=^..^= 07-30-2004 11:23 PM

she was never good wlooking without a crap load of makeup anyhow

there was a stroy run once by the magazines that Madonna was at a sa when two women sat down right next her and started talking abotu how old madonna was looking lately - they didnt even recognise it was her sitting right next to them :1orglaugh

Repetitive Monkey 07-30-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
You are so wrong on this one. I used to have this huge crush on Rudy Sarzo, not like I wanted to fuck him or anything, I just thought he was the cutest thing out...... he played for Ozzy in the Randy Rhoads era, for those who don't know...... and I thought he was amazingly cute. So I take my guitar to this place he is going to be one night.. my husband had to play a show, so he let me take a girlfriend and go. Anyway, I get there, walk in the backdoor where I thought I was supposed to go.. they thought I was going to be sitting in because I had a guitar in my hand..... LMAO

I got his autograph, a pic of me with him, and a hug from him, and I didn't scream even one time. And I was dying to meet him to the point I had never driven so far away from home by myself but I HAD to see him. LOL

I am not starstruck like the majority of the people are...... they are people to me. HOWEVER, we went to see a Def Leppard Concert and we met up with the band coming out of an elevator, naturally I was at the wrong fucking one and I got met head on with the band and almost dragged down the escalators by the guitarist and MY concern wasn't WHO he was but rather that that fucker was running over me and was about to fucking knock me down....... MY husband and his goofy ass friends, ALL being guys, damn near went into fits because I had been touched by him..... :1orglaugh

THEN, same night, we are eating and he, my husband, spots Ray Davies across the room and he got so starstruck that he had the whole table we were at going nuts, and they ran that poor man from his dinner....... he got his shit to go and left. LMAO

So, NO, women aren't always the ones to freak out...... of the 6 of us, me being the only girl there, I was the only one that was NOT screaming and going gaga over them. All the MEN were...... :1orglaugh

I have been told I am a very strange female and around here I feel like it sometimes, I don't follow the "norm". Am I ok? Or should I seek help quickly? LMAO

If you are not like the majority of females, like you yourself admit ("I don't follow the "norm"," "I am a very strange female"), that does not mean that the majority of females is like you ("You are so wrong on this one." in opposition to my simple point that females are in fact the ones over-represented in celebrity craziness). The only evidence you supported your claim of my being wrong with was your experience of how you behaved (you, the "strange female"). Therefore you not only wasted a lot of typing on invalid and contradictory aurgumentation, you also confirmed the point which you for some reason originally purported to be against.

And another point, I never said that women are "ALWAYS" the ones to freak out. I believe you threw this one in just to have one functional point (that "women aren't always the ones to freak out," which is right), but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Tam 07-30-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
If you are not like the majority of females, like you yourself admit ("I don't follow the "norm"," "I am a very strange female"), that does not mean that the majority of females is like you ("You are so wrong on this one." in opposition to my simple point that females are in fact the ones over-represented in celebrity craziness). The only evidence you supported your claim of my being wrong with was your experience of how you behaved (you, the "strange female"). Therefore you not only wasted a lot of typing on invalid and contradictory aurgumentation, you also confirmed the point which you for some reason originally purported to be against.

And another point, I never said that women are "ALWAYS" the ones to freak out. I believe you threw this one in just to have one functional point (that "women aren't always the ones to freak out," which is right), but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Jeez, chill baby... it was a light hearted thing..... that was all. Damn. LMAO

Repetitive Monkey 07-30-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Jeez, chill baby... it was a light hearted thing..... that was all. Damn. LMAO
I have to make up for all the pussy-whipped beta males, so I'll take any gender discussion to page 1000 and beyond, if necessary.


:1orglaugh

Trixie 07-30-2004 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
99% of the members of this board are males, and it is a large board with many threads ranging almost as many topics. Therefore you can't ascribe celebrity hysteria to males just because a couple of them calmly comments a celebrity.

Have you ever seen a male go into psychotic breaks and scream until he no longer has a voice just because he is near a celebrity? I didn't think so. If you however find any footage of celebrities in the proximity of females...watch the show.

So women throw their smelly panties at Tom Jones -- what's your point?

My post had nothing to do with celebrity hysteria anyway, it had to do with hypercritical moronic guys with unrealistic expectations who would prefer to fantasize about animated realdolls rather than real women. You call their comments "calm"; I call them psycho stupid moronic crap - and I have fun doing it so neener neener. :321GFY

Trixie 07-30-2004 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
I have to make up for all the pussy-whipped beta males, so I'll take any gender discussion to page 1000 and beyond, if necessary.


:1orglaugh

So you're the GFY alpha male??

Pics please!! Let the screaming and panty-throwing begin!! :Graucho

Tam 07-31-2004 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
So you're the GFY alpha male??

Pics please!! Let the screaming and panty-throwing begin!! :Graucho

I'm with you, we should play "put up or shut up" with him, huh? YIKES!!!!

Repetitive Monkey 07-31-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
So women throw their smelly panties at Tom Jones -- what's your point?

My post had nothing to do with celebrity hysteria anyway, it had to do with hypercritical moronic guys with unrealistic expectations who would prefer to fantasize about animated realdolls rather than real women. You call their comments "calm"; I call them psycho stupid moronic crap - and I have fun doing it so neener neener. :321GFY

Very good! Let's do a quick replay, just for effect....
Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
neener neener. :321GFY

Repetitive Monkey 07-31-2004 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
So you're the GFY alpha male??

Pics please!! Let the screaming and panty-throwing begin!! :Graucho

I am sure am.

http://zoltantakacs.com/zt/im/scan/a...n_3722_340.jpg

I don't want any panties though. Just hang out in the girlie tree, and I'll come by and spread my worthy seeds when I feel like it.

Goatse 07-31-2004 12:48 AM

Madonna was never naturally beautiful like, let's say, Anna Kournikova. She was slutty, wore a lot of make-up, fussed with her hair, and it all gave the illusion that was somehow really hot. That being said, she looks pretty good for her age. Just look what happened to Kathleen Turner, Liz Taylor and Brigitte Bardot when they hit their 40's...

Manowar 07-31-2004 03:26 AM

So what?

shes lived the best half of her life as a multi millionaire, who just about every red blooded male back then wanted to fuck. Its worth it

eiht_98 07-31-2004 03:29 AM

I'd still hit it.

DarkJedi 07-31-2004 03:35 AM

if I had as much money as she has, i wouldn't give two shits about what some sockfucker on an Internet bbs thinks.

unconnected 07-31-2004 05:52 AM

are you insane?
do you know how old she is or the shit that she has probably done to her body?

I think ANY woman who looks like that at that age is gonna be pretty damn proud.. might be a bad picture but she is still ripped

RicardoB 07-31-2004 05:52 AM

Are Madonna threads gonna replace the Britney threads now?

Firehorse 07-31-2004 07:19 AM

That pic is not flattering at all!


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