My genitals have angered the gods
 

That's the only explanation I can think of.

I went to the nude beach closest to FLASHCA$H HQ, and not TWO MINUTES after shucking my shorts and strutting my manly goods...it started pouring.

I'm not sure if my genitals angered the gods...

Or MAYBE they were so turned on, that wasn't really rain.

Hmnmm...

http://fluffersmut.citizensex.com/fl...4/halbeach.jpg

i dont think i could do the nude beach thing.

you got balls my nigga

no, it was just your herpes breaking out.

LOL

I actually love nude beaches. There is one 10 min from my pad in CA (Black's Beach) that is just gorgeous.

It definitely takes getting used to, but once you relax, it is pretty damn liberating to swim naked in the sea.

if I werent' so chicken I'd probably hit the one not far from where I'm at (15min) to Pirates Cove...

its aweosme
once when i was swimming naked at the beach a whole heap of dolphins came by and i swam with them
kinda awesome in a new age kinda way

I think you should sacrifice them as a gesture of kindness to the gods by cutting them off and offering them on a pedestal :)

WG

Guess you showed him up with those big balls. :)

DON'T FEAR NUDITY!!!

The only thing you need to be sure about is that the place you are visiting is actually a nudist location.

There have been several times that I have "shucked" my clothes only to find that it was not a nudist spot.

Usually it is a police officer explaining it to me. Sometimes I try to run (to keep from being arrested) but my "manly goods" make running very difficult.

anybody seen the nude beach scene in Eurotrip? thats probably what its like:winkwink:

That kicks ass.
I don't care how new-agey they are...
Or how many teen girls get tattoos of them on their ankles...
Dolphins are still amazing. And seeing a group swim by or play in the waves can turn my entire day around.

LOL!
Well, I already place them on a pedestal of sorts. ;)

But you may be right. Anybody have a dull steak knife I can borrow?

Now THAT takes balls...
I've never been the first person naked at the beach. Bravo, nude soldier!

Well the people at the beach are really not gonna like you if you keep hanging out there

Carefull the gods may require a sacrifice

I could have sworn I saw pink pubes one day while I was at Black's Beach- however I was trippin' on mushrooms -

Now I know for future reference :-))

Everytime I go there I just see a bunch of fat naked old men and women.
:(

the problem with blacks is the old pervy fuckers...

Being naked in nature at the right moment can be awesome! :thumbsup

True. Especially the guys who hang out right where the trail meets the beach...so you are FORCED to see their nuts. WTF!?

BUt I actually love the old nudist couples. (Gay and straight). There's something beautiful about wrinkly, tan, naked people in love. :)

naked in the sea.... no my junk is wedding tackle, not shark tackle :winkwink:

LOL!
I actually got a scare a couple weeks ago at Black's when a jelly fish drifted by a couple feet away.

The threat of a sting is 100X greater when your dick is exposed.

That prett much sums up why I'll never go smimming naked in the ocean.

i was at a naked beach once..there wasnt a single female there...lots of really friendly older guys though


I didn't stay long..lol

naked beaches are only fun if you are the only one on them..lol

Everytime I have found a good naked alone spot..never fails that some guy has to stroll up and try to start some silly conversation so that you will have to open your eyes and look at their phallus.. like I am going to just start having sex with them.. fucking egotistical freaks.

Hal I never ran across any sexy guys on the beach like you.. damn my luck.:(

yeah, A nude beach is a lousy place to meet women. Unless its a nudist resort or swinger outing.

Women *have* to be guarded, due to the influx of aholes.