Why No Aboriginal Porn?
 

A friend told me this week that Aboriginees are the ugliest people on the planet. I could not disagree. But when he argued there was no "Aboriginee porn" or "Aboriginal porn" on the Internet, I knew he was wrong. Today I Googled both terms and my friend is right. There is no such thing on the Net. Must be racism.

Aborigines do not have sex that is why.

They unlike most humans on the planet, spawn from holes in the ground, so they do not shoot porn of themselves.

:1orglaugh

that would explain a lot of the inhabitants of this board.

that question has been asked here before
and im certain i replied - because the chicks all look like beat up old men
hehehe

nah there are some beautiful aborignal chicks - but gernerally they are half cast or torres strait islanders

On the plus side you could pay the content girls in glue and/or white out.

LMAO!!!!

true - some places up north and outback the general stores keep metho in the fridge

yeah quite a few years ago there was a penthouse centerfold who was an indeginous aussie.... she was hot... i got a few friends that are mixed and they are pretty hot too... so guess it depends on your definition of aboriginal

Content producers dropped the niche when national geographic ruined the market.

Well there's not enough Eskimo porn either :(

hahahahhahaha:1orglaugh

beat me to it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh man that's brutal...pygmi porn was ruined by those fuckers too...

they believe a camera will steal their soul. thus no photos.

no i don't think aboriginals believe that - i think thats native americans ain't it?

I know Aboriginals arent allowed to speak of someone who dies but ive never heard that about the cameras taking spirits

I thought I was the only one that thought that

please know Paul Hogan was not the real Crocodile Dundee, and that HBO movie is not real.

the REAL Dundee died in a shoot out with the cops and was quite a man, much more of a man than the theif Paul Hogan who basically stole the guys story and the real man never got money from it.

typical hollywood shit

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/ma...7/28/home.html
http://www.freep.com/news/nw/qcroc5.htm

We've often thought of it. There are plenty around on the north
coast.... There are a number of things that turn you off the idea
tho...

First there really aren't that many good looking girls. Most have
diabetes and are quite large (traditional diet includes lots of nuts
and not the same fats), very few look after their skin or blow
their nose for that matter. There are some very hot girls tho...
Quite rare...

Second it's a really close knit community and you would expect it
to get back to their cousins, uncles, brothers, sisters, pops,
grans, etc etc. Some of which would in a drunken rage drive a car
full of cousins from the reserves anywhere they thought there
would be a fight. If you live somewhere where aboriginals live
then chances are it's too small a place to go messing with it.

Third there is no market for it.... Unlike the US where black girls
are considered to be sex machines.... here.... well apart from the
cultural divide there is a lot of angst on both sides still and it will
be many years before intermarriage becomes more common.

In Australia we have a lot of different issues compared to the US
situation. Here there were a lot of massacres and the
government policy all through the years has been designed to
fuck them over.... The law fights against the government and so
you end up with whites losing land and such... So there are
plenty of pissed off people on all sides.

-Ben

Oh my god- you mean, it's a LIE!?!

http://www.uip.co.uk/films/crocodile..._dundee_07.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Next you'll say there's no Santa Claus.

that movie is where this silly "aborigines believe cameras take your soul away" bullshit.

its obvious it influenced even the people above.

pretty funny if you think about it.

even the scene about it, the guy goes "no, you got lens cap on"...

silly movie watchers.

turn off the tv and pick up a book if you want to learn about Aborigines not watch HBO

:1orglaugh

beautiful to western standards...who is anyone to say people are ugly as a race ?

what a great thread

I thought there were laws against shooting porn in Australia, and that was the reason

theres plenty of porn shot legally in australia... just dont think its legal to sell it online to another australian... just like there are a couple of legal online casinos in australia but you cant gamble on those sites if you are australian

oic

If you take a picture of them you take their sole.:Graucho

Fierst of all let me clear up somae facts abotu Australian law and porn coz you guys got it all WRONG

it is ONLY legal to shoot content in ACT and TASSIE

you CAN sell porn to another australian - in fact the government even want you to charge GST on it if you do.

You can host Softcore on an aussie server but no hardcore (or anythign with penetration)

Are you serious?:1orglaugh

There are no real native americans anymore, maybe some of the tribes beleived that at one time but they are all just american now. Everyone in america loses their culture eventually:2 cents:

I think native American indians liked getting their pictures taken, there sure are a lot of photos of them around if they didn't

ok well it was someone ..
then again liek said above - cultures eventually cross over eventually
so i guess sooner or later they worked out it was ok

.. found it - its asians
tribes liek the Ankha

thanks for clearing that up...

we've had this discussion before and i always get it wrong somewhat

no worries
a lot of time & effort & lawyers fees on the part of numerous webmasters and a LOT of hassle by the ATO led to that info

it's amazing how hard it is to find out what the laws here actually are - coz half the time even the authorites dont agree amongst themselves

That is such crap! I am going to do the same to Paul Hogan as he did to the real "Crocodile Dundee!"

I'm going to steal Paul Hogan's story and I won't give him a single dime for it!!!


Why don't we form a posse to hunt down Paul Hogan??? I would love to read the headline:

On the legality.... I believe you can shoot photos anywhere as
the law says "film" and defines film as just that, moving pictures.
All stock and masters need to be kept in the ACT too.

Basically everything is legal in the ACT, pot, hookers, porn. Why?
It's where the politicians live.

On the hosting....
All content on AU servers must be rated.
All X rated content is illegal to host on AU server and your ISP can
be served with a take-down notice from the censor.
R rated content can be hosted in AU but must be behind adult
verification.
M rated content can be hosted in AU and shown for free.

Besides all this.... we pay like $100 a gig, have an extra
250ms latency to the US and our routes can fuckup leaving you
with no access to the US, so fuck hosting here.

-Ben

Doggy, American Indians didn't have a choice. They were told what to do and what not do by the big bad white men. If they agreed to having their pictures taken, it was because they were starving and they needed the money to feed their families after soldiers took away their land.

They don't have TV's do they? How would they watch the porn even if we did have it?

According to EROS this is not true. I called Robbie Swan and he told me that you can shoot porn in Victoria, Queensland and New South Wales (not sure about the others). Strange thing about Victoria is you can shoot porn pics but not video :1orglaugh

You can have it on your home PC and ftp it to your host anywhere else in the World and that is legal. Even beastiality is legal in Australia.

This thread is so full of disinformation its not even funny... I dont think I've read one single post that contained even the slightest bit of fact... except that part about all Abo's being ugly - they well and truly are.

I have seen an aboriginal pornsite guys!

It was an AVS site, dating back about 3 years ago.. it was an amazing find.. I can't say the content was very good at all though :(

Practically yes, legally no. EROS seem to be good at letting you
know that practically you can get away with things, they aren't
your lawyer so they don't have any responsibility. Technically you
aren't even allowed to buy/sell porn mags in Queensland. It's
illegal just the government isn't about to take the hits on votes
by starting to prosecute. You can shoot porn in a lot of places,
but can't produce video.

You also can't transfer porn on your personal PC. Read any ISP
TOS and you'll see that it's against the AUP.

http://www.bigpond.com/internet-plan...acceptableuse/

You'll find something similar in the AUP for any AU ISP.

oh and the RSPCA will have the balls of anyone caught engaging
in beastiality.

-Ben

New niche ..... Lets take a trip to Australia

I don't have to read this whole thread but....Aboriginals are the ugliest race on the planet. Without being racist, it's easy to see why maybe the European settlers didn't consider them as human beings.

comes down to the fine nitty gritty of it - you actually need a lisence from the Office of film and literature classification to shoot porn,
and at least up until 2002 , they were not issuing them outside of the two stated mentioned.
The ONLY company outside who had one was us - True Blue - and then only because it's parent company was located in the ACT

One of the most beautiful women I have ever met
is Aboriginal. She was a dancer with Bangarra.

i think there are not so many of them nd perhaps this is why there are not many in porn.

the real reason is that no photographer wants to get speared by a tribe of angry uncles

Have you ever seen a fucking aboriginal?
The women have huge bellies and short ass legs..



Who wants to see that shit???
If you are talking about the guys well abosonblondes might do well. But do Abs have big weenies?