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DarkJedi 07-30-2004 10:53 AM

A joke
 
Bush has a short one.

Schwarzenegger has a long one.

The Pope has one, but doesn't use it.

Madonna doesn't have one at all.

What is it?

DarkJedi 07-30-2004 10:54 AM

A last name. :)

iwantchixx 07-30-2004 10:54 AM

attention span?

mailman 07-30-2004 10:54 AM

last name..

and its more of a riddle then a joke.

iwantchixx 07-30-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
A last name. :)

DOH.

emthree 07-30-2004 10:54 AM

a dick

emthree 07-30-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
A last name. :)
damn you :(

Could of at least waited :1orglaugh

IratePrimate 07-30-2004 10:57 AM

Whats red and white and wears a funny hat?




The Pope... WITH AN AX IN HIS FACE!

Hahahahahaha

ha

Nader 07-30-2004 10:57 AM

PENIS :1orglaugh

Firehorse 07-31-2004 10:25 AM

LOL I agree as mentioned that is more of a riddle.

Jakke PNG 07-31-2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IratePrimate
Whats red and white and wears a funny hat?




The Pope... WITH AN AX IN HIS FACE!

Hahahahahaha

ha

:1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 07-31-2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
a dick
:1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 07-31-2004 10:28 AM

so wheres the joke at? thats more of a riddle.

alexg 07-31-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
a dick
yeah, I don't see why that couldn't be correct

brickbat 07-31-2004 01:51 PM

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

psyko514 07-31-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brickbat
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

he should have said three.

brickbat 07-31-2004 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
he should have said three.
Onyuh!

TheWildcard 07-31-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IratePrimate
Whats red and white and wears a funny hat?




The Pope... WITH AN AX IN HIS FACE!

Hahahahahaha

ha

:1orglaugh


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