my puppy is an asshole
 

little fucker is about to get his ass wooped

be gentle

most puppy's are assholes. They like to shit where they want, piss where they want, and have a habit of eating expensive things not meant for eating.

haha the dog can't handle a puppy? :1orglaugh

What's he doing that's pissing you off?

lock him in a cage, pour gasoline over him and light him on fire. that should be punishment enough.

I seen a similar thing on Consumption Junction, so you should follow the trend.

I've got a 5 month old German Shepherd, that I have nearly killed on numerous occasions. I have had dogs all my life but this German Shepherd is the most wild out of control puppy I have ever had. She is to the point now where she is about 80% house broken, so its getting slowly better.

Whats this pimppuppys breed? How old is it?

i eat dog

give her quarters of xanax that should do it

@ mr exotic: it german, what do you expect. A dog with its own will to survive

much like its owner :2 cents:

Be easy lol!

LOL yep, puppies certainly are a handful. I have a 9 mth old Shih Tsu, she is fun and spunky. She certainly keeps me in check =)

Don't give up on your shit factory man.....dogs are assholes sometimes but you can train them. :thumbsup

They all do wild and crazy things when they are pups. getting them house broken is one thin , then there are all the destroyed things. On day I came home and found that the dog dug tru the mattress rigth to the other side:1orglaugh Funny now but it wasnt at the time

Hehe pups can be wild at times. Once day you'll wake up and find a nice huge dump right on your keyboard for kicking him around the other day :Graucho

vizsla
9 weeks almsot 10 weeks

show some compassion :(

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that's just puppy, give him some training and will be fine in the future. When my dog was puppy he shited everywhere but after few lessons he is ok now, good luck with your puppy:thumbsup

I had a Vizsla as well he was the one that dug tru the mattress, Lived to be 13 yrs old. Got skin cancer, and after a bunch of treatments which were worse than the cause, we had to put him down. I cried like a baby:(

What kind of dog is it? Take him to obedience class...the longer you wait the harder it is to train them

What did he do? My 4 month old papillion drives me CRAZY sometimes. I occasionally threaten to drown her in a bucket, but I don't really mean it... most of the time. :)

She's so cute and sweet, but she can be REALLY BAD sometimes. But that's part of getting a puppy instead of a 1 yr old dog. It's not easy to have a puppy.. not like a kitten... but you can really make a great dog if you have some patience for the first year and stick to a good training program.

Then again, if Lucy dug through my mattress, I'd have to strangle her a little bit. :1orglaugh

best post title of the day :thumbsup

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get it on tape, is the dog's name Paris Hilton?

you could be really rich.

Someone once told me sport and hunting dogs require the most exercise since they are so active. My chocolate lab is pretty active but shes also pretty lerpy so we got lucky with her, our yellow lab is a spaz but shes getting better as she matures (they are both 1.5 years old). After your dog gets all its shots try taking it to one of the dog parks, an hour or 2 there and that should tire him out.

lmao
that's a real cutie :glugglug