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If your bed ......
could talk, what would it say?
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where the fuck have you been!!
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What am I not good enough for you? I am starting to think you just use me for sex!
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can you do it a little more softly next time
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why are you always alone
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AYY!!! Thats my spring!
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"What did i tell you about taking a shower every night?"
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Why are you always sleeping on the couch?
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Can she not sleep here when its that time of the month
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"I feel like your just using me" :(
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shoot in on her face ! not on me !
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i wish you wouldnt sleep naked on me
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Lose some weight!
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Damn your heavy, your wearing me out.
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SCHYYYY!!!
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FUCK ME! NOT HER!
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"damn your heavy. why dont you lose some weight"
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Take a shower dude :winkwink:
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Buy some gas-ex.
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"Glub Glub Glub Glub"
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Piss before you go to bed, PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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It would say let me rest.
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Keep your beer farts to yourself :1orglaugh
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your ass smells ?
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why do you always cum on my face
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you're heavy could you please trim down a bit you pretty girl lol
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"why the fuck am i speaking, i'm a bed"
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"masterbating AGAIN?"
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stop drooling
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BRA-fucking-VO!
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It would say - I've got 2 words for you "rubber Sheets"
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thank you for the 800 ct satin sheets
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Why do you have sex on me more than you sleep on me!
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