The Roaches Are Coming!!!
 

I hope they get here today!

They are fascinating! Roaches can build immunities to poison within two generations.

They can live for 9 days without their heads. They die from dehydration.

They are coming.... you just have to have faith!

I'm armed with Raid

this could be interesting? 9 days without head you say...I'm married, I can go years without head...:Graucho

:1orglaugh

Oh man that is a great one!


When I was young I was managing a Bakery and a guy came in and bought some dognuts, I asked him if he wanted a bag, he said "No thank you, I'm already married"

heh, thats pretty fugging cold.

The only roaches I have around are the kind ya smoke when supplies are scarce:pimp

I fucking hate roaches, i hope i never get them in where i live.

Too late. If you think you don't have them, you're dead wrong.

The only thing different between me and you is, I keep mine in a cage. You let yours run wild.

I hate the fuckiong things. I will smash their brains and crush them underfoot just like th vermin they are.

you're still collecting hissing cockroaches?? i know what to get you for xmas now! u gotta come with me to prehistoric pets one of these days in Huntington beach.

They will survive the fallout but we wont. Not fair.

http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/hortn...1996/bomb.html

You've probably heard the story about cockroaches surviving a nuclear war: we die but they live! This is supposed to make you feel better when you have trouble getting rid of these critters.
So, the real truth: radiologists have found that humans can safely withstand a one-time exposure of 5 rems (A "rem" is the dosage of radiation that will cause a specific, measured amount of injury to human tissue). A lethal dose is 800 rems or more (people are exposed to about 16 rems during their lifetime).

Insect researchers have found that cockroaches can tolerate a much higher dose -- really higher! The lethal dose for the American cockroach is 67,500 rems and for the German cockroach it is between 90,000 and 105,000 rems (yikes!). In truth the amount of radiation that cockroaches can withstand is equivalent to that of a thermonuclear explosion. So, show a little respect the next time your chasing one through the kitchen with a spray can in your hand!

i like to crush them in between my toes

sweeeeeeeet :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

YUCK I hate those things.. they just look disgusting.

If they're coming, I'm outta here

So if I started mating with cockroaches I could have a superhuman cross bread?

taste like a crunchy see's chocolate with a lil cream inside.

in 25 years ive only ever seen one single roach on this island
and that was only early this year
I always thought they didnt exist here - it's true they are comign