Ever have a friend who did this shit to you?
 

I didn't even hear her come in my house. (She has a key, we've been friends a long time.) I'm in the damn shower and I get out and towel myself off, walk out of the bathroom naked, and she goes, "Hi Tala!"

Scared the living shit out of me. :helpme

Sure. My friends practically live at my place.

get a guard dog

someone robbed my house and had the courtesy to take a dump in my bathroom.

now imagine your friend was named juicy:(

I have two big dogs. However, she's a good friend and they love her.

:eek2

I have two keypads to get into my house. Seems like EVERYONE knows the digits and this happens quite often.

Sorry man I was touching cloth.

You could probably get DNA evidence from the dump

I have had people actually walk into the bathroom while I was taking a shower.. not that i minded.. but it totally freaks you out when you are naked and vulnerable and don't know who is walking through the door...I am suprised I havent injured someone for doing that shit..lol

That's shitty.

I don't care how good a friend you are, you should still knock on the door. I hate it when people can't respect other people's boundaries, property, and everything else. Fucking ignorant.

Was it ratemypoo worthy? :Graucho

No pics. You really don't want to see a dripping water buffalo. :1orglaugh

tell that to a chicago cop:1orglaugh

Yeah it was a pleasant suprise :winkwink:

Someday you'll look back on this and laugh. Hopefully soon. :thumbsup

If I had been in the same situation, I'd have laughed about it already.. but I think it's different for a guy.

Yes - this house is a fucking Duty-Free Port!
Everyone just opens the door and walks in - stays for supper & invites their family too.
Now - I conveniently tell the culprits of other 'abnoxious' *non-ringing doorbell & stay outside kinda folks* They are getting the picture.

Oh I'm already laughing about it. But damn, for a split second there I was looking for the .38

DNA evidence they'll know who robbed your house...

Being caught getting out of the shower doesn't bother me much.

What does bother me is when being caught doing something stupid. Like singing a dorky song, scratching my balls, picking my nose, masturbating...you get the idea. :winkwink:

"Ever talk to yourself? Ever get caught talking to yourself and you have to make believe you were singing? And then hope that the other person really believes there's a song called. "What does she think I am, some kind of putz?" -George Carlin

A buddy of mine did that to me, fuck I was pissed.

When I was single it used to happen all the time. I had a house full of people 24/7.

Nope, I would never give any friend of mine a key to my house :glugglug

Do you really think any cop wants to bag up someones poo for a little B&E??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh