What are the negative side effects to masturbation?
 

...other than an aching hand?

blindness :D

Hairy palms, blindness, tissue paper stuck to your privates, sticky hands...

Better just have sex.

Too much relaxation and happiness can result in not enough drive or ambition. :)

low sperm count

Well, when you actually get with a real girl you might have problems getting/keeping it up because you are so used to your own sweet tender loving.

Seriously.

You can't last as long in sex if you wack off too much. Your mind is used to thinking about "trying" to come. It's Pavlov's Dog of the Dick.

Can I quote you? :1orglaugh

damn is that what happened to me? :mad:

There's no one to clean you up and make you a sandwich and get you a vodka-tonic afterwards

Pulled muscle is common. You just need to relax when that happens.

haha that is funny man

falling asleep :sleep

One forearm that is disproportionately large :winkwink:

you you you studeer abd cannt speeel ffor shiit

True, Ice to dull the pain
:winkwink:

Of course! Seriously, after a good session, do you feel like getting up and working or hitting the gym or doing anything productive? Or do you want a nap and maybe some tv? :Graucho

Ok, this is long and may sound a bit weird, but I put it on my life, it's all true.

There's this guy that I am talking to, he is my best friend's brother, and he lost his virginity at the age of 24. He claims that the combination of not having sex till such an old age, too much maturbation and extreme weight lifting is causing him to DIE. He says that it somehow caused his blood to not diffuse properly, and a bunch of other stuff I have to admit I don't really understand. He gets all of his medical info from this site http://www.actionlove.com

Please have a look at that site and read some of it and tell me what you think. http://www.actionlove.com
To me it's just all bullshit and that guy is not a real doctor. But this guy claims that this is the only man who understands what he is going through.

He claims that his "penis is broken" and that he is constantly tired and has severe headaches, and as a result of this he even dropped out of school. He already spent over 1k on brain scans, and tests, but the doctors can't find anything wrong with him. He claims western medicine doesn't work, and he only believes in Chinese medicine and this crazy Dr Lin from http://www.actionlove.com

He is convinced that he has the same symptoms as Bruce Lee and that he will die. He says it has something to do also with too much masturbation, it weakened his body to the point where he can't recuperate. He also told me he can "mess around" with girls but he can't ejaculate. This has caused me to think that it's a psychological problem and not physical.

From my opinion (as a non-doctor) I think he has some mental problems, but I could be wrong. This is a guy that I have been having a crush on for the longest longest time, but I never knew he had "issues" like this.

He also told me that he even tried fucking hookers and having tons of one night stands now, to "test" if he can get it to work again. This all happened in the last 12 months... This does piss me off a lot, because I don't like guys to sleep around if I'm interested in them, but he says he doesn't care anymore because he thinks he is going to die anyways.

Has anyone ever heard of anything like this before??

He says it's something western doctors haven't been able to cure or even "discover" yet, and that the closest disease they have to what he has is Chronic Fatige Syndrome...

You could suggest young boys to your friend.....it works for Catholic priests...:2 cents:

Sore Dick

Ah shit... wish I knew this years ago.. coulda saved me many times from being laughed at:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

blindness and hairy palms

low productivity --> tiredness --> dissatisfaction with life

Nothing that affects my everyday life
http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/karva.jpg

even though im aware of this and know its the reason i often dont last long wiht my girlfriend i find it too hard to control myself with so much porn around!!!!

You get thrown out of restaurants. :1orglaugh

Ahaha. :1orglaugh

oh.. shit:) i am the youngest here:)

i have time:) cut out the masturbation... :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i bet the ladies dig it if you comb it neatly!

right biceps twice the size of left biceps, may be ... ??? :)

chafing

weird stains on the wall, carpet, your mothers shoes, etc

there s a study that says masturbation once a week is good as it removes some cancer stuff you can have in your prostate, as you don't ejaculate the same way/amount when masturbating or fucking

though once a week... not once every hour :p

carpal tunnel!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

omg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

excessive GFY posting. :Graucho :glugglug

i second that.. Go Fuck Yourself

fuck, that should have been my one. :1orglaugh

You spend a lot of money on porn and then find it's cheaper to produce it yourself. :Graucho

lack of pussy

That's why you switch hands - and use reverse grip for the triceps :Graucho

that's an interesting question - can you jerk off to what you shot yourself?

I have heard before that to much jackin causes low sex drive, weak erections and stuff like this. If you jack off enough to do this to yourself you might have issues.

I have before. but it was a special occasion.

i find it difficult, cause I always see what I could have done better. And I know the models personality, which is not always very motivating. :(

when I was playing in a band, I never listened to our own music. now, some years later, I can. Same with the pics. :glugglug

It would generally indicate a lack of a partner!