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How many adult webmasters does it take to...?
Maybe it's the hot flashes, or maybe it's just me. But I kinda get the feeling I'm not well-liked around here. So to make you all love me, (really, really love me) I am starting a contest.
Finish this line: Q: "How many Adult Webmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb"? email me at: [email protected] with your answers. I would suggest you post your answers here, but I don't wanna get in trouble. Anybody is eligible for the story prize. I'll even personalize it for YOU (the winner) if you want me to http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here. |
You won't get in trouble...What makes you think your unliked?
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cause i was bad and told who the survivor winner was and because i am a generic bitch!
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It don't hate tits...er, I mean I don't hate your tits...er, I mean I don't hate you, timowse. I could care less about who won on Survivor.
The answer is two: one to hold his dick in the light socket & one to snap the pics. Then they fight over who's website will get the "I Fucked An Alien Light Socket And Lived To Tell About It" content http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
thanks april!
That's very good Jamdin. You're not gonna cinch this right off the bat are you? |
I like ya too TM! psssst... don't tell anyone my other handle (given to me years ago) is Ice Queen. lmbo Queen of the haughty b*tches when I danced. Some guys just never believed that I really didn't want around em.
Trade for your generic b*tch status!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif |
Too funny Jam! BTW, whats survivor anyhow?!
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Titmowse, I like you, I've always respected you comments and posts... Don't think your not liked... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif
Big Hugs and Kisses from Lightning ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Girls Host |
I agree with Lightning.
One of your posts helped out the guy I am now being accused of killing. So thanks from both of us.... ------------------ MyProfilZ!!! Fuckit - why am I in here and not working? |
Oh you. You SAY that you like me, but where is the proof? Is Jamdin the only one that wants to win a free AUDIO story? C'mon guys! No self-respecting group is officially a group until they have their own, unique lightbulb joke.
I feel so much better to know that I am not in twubble about Tina. I didn't get to read any responses to the post and only know it got deleted. I imagined this board flaming my house down with outrage and was afraid to post again without a peace offering. But the contest still stands and anybody who's read my stories and has heard me read them knows a free AUDIO story from me is like no other. HOW MANY ADULT WEBMASTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? You got till midnight tomorrow to post your punchlines here. I love you all too. tit |
0 webmaster. as we only need the glow from our monitors
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I like you!
anways I sent you an email here with my answer: [email protected] (i also included my site b/c it wouldnt' work via your submit form for me) ------------------ Adult Revenue Service- with Maxcash I converted 1:3600 but with ARS I convert 1:375 or better with SAME TGP TRAFFIC (email for screen shots)! Join with this link and feel free to email me for help/info(plus I won a free 5CD player/changer at May 3rd ARS party!) |
Okay, okay...that's three in the running. Kush, I'm posting your answer here because wizzo said it was okay:
Kush's A: As for your GFY post about the webmasters screwing in a lightbulb I'd have to just say one - webmasters are bright people and shouldn't have trouble making a little light to shine upon the world Keep em coming kids! Make me feel loved, I'm an old, menopausal broad and I need validation! [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 05-05-2001).] |
Hi titmouse...care for a drink? |
How many? Just one, but he still has to convince his girlfriend he's only doing for the money...
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Awww...leo, I'm drinking bloody bulls as I type. Don't you have a punchline? That's what makes momma happy...cmon boyeee
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four!
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The first thing i heard was nobody likes me......guess it`s the drinks i`m having. It takes 2!!! Hmmmm my humor fails me. The punchline?? |
well leo, i guess a girl just gets one day a year to throw a pity party. especially a still vital, but older chick who ain't been laid in 3 years...oops! too many bloody bulls!
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It would brighten day as well http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif It takes two!!! I`m 36 and guessing you are not that old. Another drink? |
Nope, not another drink. I need PUNCHLINES!!!!!!!!!!
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the very best titmice are generic bitch titmice with big mouths http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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just wanted to let you know if i said "making making" in my response I only meant 1 making!
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I fixed the answer for you Kush! Clovis, I am in complete agreement with your post...hee.
I like that one too tenletters. But like life, it's not enuff! Where's all the smartmouth-motherfucking-comedians-who-are-always-quick-with-a-slam? They don't love me. tit |
Okay here's a couple....
Just one, and after changing it... he checks to see if Screwinalightbulb.com is taken. or None, because webmasters prefer blind clicks. |
Ah yes tenletters is in the running...
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So, whoever wins this contest:
What kind of story do you want? Not too weerd pleaze. After all, I am a *cough* lady. tit |
Not that I have a chance to win, but... I like panties and lesbians!
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Tit, you in North Texas?
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How many adult webmasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Screwing doesn't do it for me anymore. 2) The same number that can afford electricity. 3) Light bulb? That might wake up my girlfriend/wife/parents. 4) Are you kidding? All of them will try to make a buck off a little screwing! 5) Hey, that gives me an idea! Hence, www.twatsocket.com is born. 6) CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT! ------------------ Addison Brock III webmaster at MyGirlz.com traffic trade? |
How many adult webmasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a) That depends, am I charged per watt? a) 2. One to add the 100 watt bulb, the other to dim/compress it down to 50 watts. a) Well first we need to debug the software so it doesn't burn out again. a) 2 one to change the buld, the other to shoot the content for their electro-erotica paysite. a) None, the only light an adult webmaster gets is from the glow of their monitor. ------------------ .::END OF LINE::. ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com usexfan.com ICQ : 114683191 |
Hmmm...two LATE additions. Should I be heartless and tell them they passed the dealine? Or should I be nice and include them in the contest so they will love me too? I think I'm gonna go with the love...
Still deciding. I'll tell ya later. tit |
oops! cygnet74 isn't a late addition, just posted those last lines past midnight last night. What the hell, Ill run this till midnight tonight. That's CENTRAL TIME in WEST FUCKING TEXAS thank you very much mr. tenletters...[smiley]
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