Signs of an ending relationship
 

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when there is too much silence on the fone

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when shes having too hard of a time covering up thw bruises and black eyes?

when there is too much silence in person

same goes in person. Silence, no eye contact. It's over...

kinda like assplay, once your girl stops tickling your poopy shoot while going down on you, its all down-hill from there.

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you catch her with a cock in her mouth and it's not yours.. that'd be a good sign.

"you may kiss the bride"

when she smells like another dudes dick.

hmm... breaking plans

when u keep on fighting and fighting and doesnt seem like there is any more hope

Ouch

Would that technique require running around sniffing other guys packages to find the match?

I STRONGLY disagree here.... I think one of the biggest things that helps you KNOW you're in the right situation is when you can be in total silence like riding in the car or whatever, reading a speigel catalog and be fully content just having your significant other nearby blabbing on the phone doing business calls or whatever.

seriously....

when he doesn't bang you anymore.
when you ask if you're fat, and he remains silent!

(time to dump him and get one who finds you thin and who wants to bang the crap out of you)

when she catches you deep dicking your mother in law during a backyard barbcue... maybe tossing her little sisters salad, por better yet, when she catches you giving her brother a hand job.

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Yea, I agree... girls are fucked up!! Then they realize when their 30 or 40 why their life is a mess, lol

I got a friend, his wife is so fucking jealous and paranoid that one night his car broke down and he was 3+ hours late getting home. She literally forced him to expose himself so she could smell of his balls and dick to see if he smelled like pussy at all...Talk about paranoid, thats extreme, he told me about it and I couldnt stop fucking laughing.

when the girl stops giving head

ok sure. I wouldn;t know about that myself :warning

holy fuck. that's beyond fuct up.

THAT would cause me to go into a rage. If someone is THAT jealous, controlling and psycho, I would want them OUT of my sight immediately.

hard to do, they have 2 kids together.

she misses your calls and seems to have things to do with her family and friends. it is pretty clear when you are not no. 1

hahha yeah that is very paranoid but its also very funny

Someone in the couple goes out to get some milk and comes back 5 days later with the "milk" to prove it was real.

not without getting a nice last gag-blowjob out of it.

if you whip it out, she better polish that thing after.

hehehe courtesy inspection fee.

i love psycho chicks like that.

they give the best blowjobs

When you wake up sober and the beer gogles are know where to be found.

And you find you've awoken next to chewbacca the human slug.

yea, to many girls out there.. seen your sites last yr, hit me up on icq: 139389309

you know what. you are ABSOLUTELY right.

I guess I meant when there is an uneasy silence.

drastic changes in style over night. my ex came home with her nails done with little fake gold nuggets glued on. I knew it was over....

another sign is when u the other person starts dressing really attractive when you arent going out together

When last week
she was banging you on the back portch
on the dryer and in the car
but then this week
she's at her boss's beck and call
out to lunch or just out having a ball
she's got no time to visit
no time to call
she's got no time to chat
no time for you at all
Dude get it through your head
the relationship she is dead
to her you mean less than fuck all.

you wish

Hahaha LOL I'd have to agree on that one :thumbsup

lol.. "do i look fat?"

I dont know bitch, what do you think


Dumb bitches need to grow the fuck up, quit stuffing their face with american fuck cheese or keep a clean house, a tan, dont drink, eat healthy, and shut the fuck up

When you come home and all your clothes are thrown all over the driveway????

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most of the time, if you feel it's over, it is.

"im really only 16"

god... this is a new low for me :1orglaugh

I disagree with this. I think when there is an awkward silence, yes. But i think it's great when two people are just so comfortable that they can just be with one another. Sometimes, you just don't have to say anything.. and it's just.. right.

when the phone rings and you get voicemail

that's just a sign, but it doesn't mean that is over... :1orglaugh

samuel

well now I disagree...
If I caught my wife ( and Yes I love her more than words)
ya fuck off... its gfy. anyways If I caught her i n that scenario
yup that would be done... Ide be on so much Pussy
Ide drown in female clit Juice.
Nuff said.
:Graucho :thumbsup

She starts calling you Steve.

I was just going to say that. You're absolutley 100% correct. That is the first sign of shit going down hill. Breaking plans is definatley up there.
Duke

True :2 cents: