ways that women torture men
 

lets name some of the cruel and inhuman things women make us do and threaten us with



1) make u watch you got served on dvd :feels-hot

Play with you cock and balls till your rock hard and then thye stop. BLUEBALL CITY

Come home and dinner is not made because she was reading her new book.

thats awful man..hold out on sex until dinners fully made

i dont have that problem..my pimp hand is stronngg

the whole toilet seat thing is way overkill IMO

refuse to let you fuck her in the ass.

Does that happen to you often?

Fuck your father.

mix up the tape of her sleeping with your best friend with your wedding tape you were gonna rewatch on your 10th anniversary?

"im so pissed at you, dont even act like you dont know what you did!"

this will turn me into a serial killer if i ever have to hear it again..

making you go shopping with them on their period

tease you til you can't hold it any longer then decide to sleep on her side of the bed.:1orglaugh

wanting to 69 and NOT TELLING you their on their period :feels-hot

its happened :(

They never quit bumpin their gums.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

they don't fucking TELL YOU what's in their head - and they play head games.

soooooo fucked up. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Then they get mad at you for not UNDERSTANDING!! :mad:

cyber sex!

damn.. that's nasty! :feels-hot

I'm with Juicy cock teasers are the worst kind

Gettin ya all worked up and then they tell ya I'm not gonna do it on the first date!

Then ya leave with a cock ya can split diamonds with :feels-hot

Foul

make you leave the club/bar before you're properly hammered...

Now how often does that work.:1orglaugh

That's so fucking true:(