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RRRED 07-28-2004 02:23 PM

Be first on the list to promote Maxolube penis enlargement CREAM!
 
Well, it's time to let you guys in on a rare opportunity in the penis enlargement business. We proudly introduce http://www.maxolube.com as the ONLY penis CREAM program out there that can pay you up to $40 per sale OR 50% recurring forever.

Unlike penis pills, your surfers will notice an immediate effect through Maxolube's transdermal delivery. The product will go right through the skin rather than go through the dilutive process of digesting a pill.

No other penis enlargement formula is as fun to USE. Maxolube can be used as a masturbation lubricant or their partner can be a part of the fun too! Simple application can be mind blowing. Maxolube cream also has a pleasant smell, taste, and is not toxic.

Remember, earn up to $40 per sale OR 50% FOREVER. You can also earn 5% of sales your referral webmasters generate for the life of their account. Please direct any questions to webmaster AT maxolube.com or feel free to icq at 407 201 38.

BradM 07-28-2004 02:27 PM

It's a nice site Red. We will talk about some things we can do together once I get my clothes back on.

Volantt 07-28-2004 03:11 PM

Can't believe people buy this stuff

BradM 07-28-2004 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Volantt
Can't believe people buy this stuff
Welcome to the past. A discussion had a BILLION times. Sell miss the cash boat. More money for everyone else if you don't take a piece.

TheMob 07-28-2004 03:19 PM

a 60 dollar tube of lube!

good luck with it anyway!

Jace 07-28-2004 03:20 PM

rofl, nice try

i guess better late than never though

brand0n 07-28-2004 03:21 PM

send me a tube. if i notice results ill send you some penis traffic.

xxxdesign-net 07-28-2004 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED


Unlike penis pills, your surfers will notice an immediate effect through Maxolube's transdermal delivery.

so its basically a pleasant feeling and tasting lube..? wow..


oh.. why do you say "enlargement cream" in your title? Nowhere on your site does it claim that... Or did you read whats on the site?

The Truth Hurts 07-28-2004 03:22 PM

Quote:

Maxolube can be used as a masturbation lubricant

wouldn't this make you hands grow?

Volantt 07-28-2004 03:37 PM

I'm saving my money for when a pennis enlargement company developes one you plug into the wall and attach to electrodes to your nut sack.

"The stimulating current will increase pennis growth."

:helpme

RRRED 07-28-2004 05:23 PM

TheMob, It may seem like alot to you, but that is the going rate for penis enlargement cream. I pay more than that for my shampoo? Why? Because it means alot to me to have good hair. I wear my hair everyday not like $100 cashmere sweater you might buy and wear once a year. People who have a smaller than average penis and REALLY WANT to improve or gain, WILL pay that price. They are constantly reminded everytime they look down how pathetic they are :) lol...

JaceXXX, I'm not trying to pull one over on anyone. Just announcing an opportunity to make up to $40 or 50% off of every sale of Maxolube. I never claimed it was the first and only in the world, but I did say that it's the ONLY program available to webmasters that will pay this amount for your business. If my claims are false, please show me.

xxxdesign-net, thank you for being the English police. Perhaps I should have said male ENHANCEMENT cream. As with other male enhancement pills, there is increased blood flow, sensitivity, firmness, and stamina. Consistant, visual erection growth results will usually take 8-12 weeks but in some, as little as 4.

The Truth Hurts, of course! So everyone will know they're sporting a new LARGER package.

Volantt, I have one of those in my bedroom for those "had too many drinks and can't perform" moments...

Bottom line... Alot of guys would rather try a topical cream simply because they don't feel safe ingesting any sort of pill.

brand0n 07-28-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
TheMob, It may seem like alot to you, but that is the going rate for penis enlargement cream. I pay more than that for my shampoo? Why? Because it means alot to me to have good hair. I wear my hair everyday not like $100 cashmere sweater you might buy and wear once a year. People who have a smaller than average penis and REALLY WANT to improve or gain, WILL pay that price. They are constantly reminded everytime they look down how pathetic they are :) lol...

JaceXXX, I'm not trying to pull one over on anyone. Just announcing an opportunity to make up to $40 or 50% off of every sale of Maxolube. I never claimed it was the first and only in the world, but I did say that it's the ONLY program available to webmasters that will pay this amount for your business. If my claims are false, please show me.

xxxdesign-net, thank you for being the English police. Perhaps I should have said male ENHANCEMENT cream. As with other male enhancement pills, there is increased blood flow, sensitivity, firmness, and stamina. Consistant, visual erection growth results will usually take 8-12 weeks but in some, as little as 4.

The Truth Hurts, of course! So everyone will know they're sporting a new LARGER package.

Volantt, I have one of those in my bedroom for those "had too many drinks and can't perform" moments...

Bottom line... Alot of guys would rather try a topical cream simply because they don't feel safe ingesting any sort of pill.

i feel so left out

the Shemp 07-28-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
TheMob, It may seem like alot to you, but that is the going rate for penis enlargement cream. I pay more than that for my shampoo? Why? Because it means alot to me to have good hair. I wear my hair everyday not like $100 cashmere sweater you might buy and wear once a year. People who have a smaller than average penis and REALLY WANT to improve or gain, WILL pay that price. They are constantly reminded everytime they look down how pathetic they are :) lol...

JaceXXX, I'm not trying to pull one over on anyone. Just announcing an opportunity to make up to $40 or 50% off of every sale of Maxolube. I never claimed it was the first and only in the world, but I did say that it's the ONLY program available to webmasters that will pay this amount for your business. If my claims are false, please show me.

xxxdesign-net, thank you for being the English police. Perhaps I should have said male ENHANCEMENT cream. As with other male enhancement pills, there is increased blood flow, sensitivity, firmness, and stamina. Consistant, visual erection growth results will usually take 8-12 weeks but in some, as little as 4.

The Truth Hurts, of course! So everyone will know they're sporting a new LARGER package.

Volantt, I have one of those in my bedroom for those "had too many drinks and can't perform" moments...

Bottom line... Alot of guys would rather try a topical cream simply because they don't feel safe ingesting any sort of pill.

wow :) this sounds even better than when i got a wig... ;)

freeadultcontent 07-28-2004 05:31 PM

RRRed I like you and all but please your producing more bull shit in this thread than a steer with explosive diarhea.

Lets just call it what it is. A product idiots will buy that may give them a temporary extra bit of blood flow that will last as long as they continue to use the product.

Ken 07-28-2004 05:32 PM

Rrred left a case of this stuff at the foot of my bed and demanded that I beta test it for her. Should I be worried? :uhoh

dirtysouth 07-28-2004 05:33 PM

Shit you got me sold and I was blessed with a nice dick! :thumbsup

jawanda 07-28-2004 05:34 PM

Good luck with the program, Rrred.

This IS a different kind of product than most out there, and I think surfers are gonna recognize that and try it out for themselves.

:thumbsup

-P

Sosa 07-28-2004 05:36 PM

so I won't finish the job in less than 5 minutes anymore?!? :1orglaugh

Volantt 07-28-2004 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED


Volantt, I have one of those in my bedroom for those "had too many drinks and can't perform" moments...


:eek7

Libertine 07-28-2004 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
TheMob, It may seem like alot to you, but that is the going rate for penis enlargement cream. I pay more than that for my shampoo? Why? Because it means alot to me to have good hair. I wear my hair everyday not like $100 cashmere sweater you might buy and wear once a year.

What kind of shampoo is it and does it work well?

NoCarrier 07-28-2004 06:04 PM

I don't get it, now you guys are saying it's a 60$ pubic hair shampoo?

Internet God 07-28-2004 06:08 PM

It's sad what some people will do for money these days.

RRRED and Ken were once well respected in this biz...now they are normal con artists.

Very, Very Sad.

sicone 07-28-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
wouldn't this make you hands grow?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thats what I was thinking too.
About it tasting good too... I don't know.. most ladies seem to have big enough mouths as it is:thumbsup

clickhappy 07-28-2004 06:12 PM

Nice site and great product, but I wish penis growth sites made alternative sites that have no women on them, for those of us who push gay sites.
a gay surfer sees a woman and they are out of there.

jawanda 07-28-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
It's sad what some people will do for money these days.

RRRED and Ken were once well respected in this biz...now they are normal con artists.

Very, Very Sad.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dumbass.

Rrred and Ken are as legit as it gets. It's all the "Take this pill and add 30% to your cock size" programs that are seriously blowing bs. Have you tried their product? Creams that increase O2 flow to the penis simply enhance the natural function of your dick. There's no voodoo behind it.

Got a feeling people are going to do some insane ratios with this one, Rrred.

-p

the Shemp 07-28-2004 06:36 PM

im in, RRRED you can rub some of that cream on my wallet ;)

RRRED 07-28-2004 06:50 PM

brand0n, I can never forget you... you just make me speechless :) I'll see what I can do to get you some ok? I'm not doing it for anyone else though so I don't want my icq lighting up like a Christmas tree.

Hi Shemp :) hahaha I would love to.. whip it out!

freeadultcontent, you can call it that all you like. I'm simply letting webmasters know what kind of program this is and how much they will be paid for their sales. BTW, the surfer gets a 90 day money back guarantee (I personally love this) and they have 30 days for contact after that. So they get 120 days to request 100% refund.

Ken, well I didnt' appreciate you sending me a case and tell me to rub it all over my chest. ;)

punkworld, it's Alterna white truffle and yes it works well :)

clickhappy, that's a fantastic idea... I'm sure we can get an alternate front end and promo tools made for those who deal with gay sites. Can you email or icq me so I have your contact info for when we do?

Internet God, looks like you've tried some of this product already.. on your fat mouth. Sticks and stones my friend. I don't know that I've ever seriously been respected in this business nor do I have the time and energy to care. But anyone who knows me KNOWS that I have never and would never partake in anything that would rip off webmasters.

I've been called alot of things but not a con artist. Hmmm, I kinda like the idea of having such crooked scamming image... I'll drink to that :glugglug

Anyway, I CAN guarantee you that if you have penis enhancement/enlargement surfers, a decent portion of them will try this product. I CAN guarantee that you will be paid in full and on time for all sales generated.

Internet God 07-28-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
anyone who knows me KNOWS that I have never and would never partake in anything that would rip off webmasters.

...and the surfers?

That's what I thought.

thekebie 07-28-2004 07:01 PM

My penis started go grow when I put it on, but I think it was from the rubbing action cause after it just felt like searing hot burning.

RRRED 07-28-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
...and the surfers?

That's what I thought.

And the 100% money back guarantee?

That's what I thought.

Internet God 07-28-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
And the 100% money back guarantee?

That's what I thought.

Riiiight...like they are going to come and tell you their penis didn't get any bigger.

Come on...who are you trying to fool?

Oh, that's right...the surfer.

Face it...you sell Snake Oil.

Juicy D. Links 07-28-2004 07:10 PM

Rrrrrrreddddd

You take professional email marketer traffic?

RRRED 07-28-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
Riiiight...like they are going to come and tell you their penis didn't get any bigger.

Come on...who are you trying to fool?

Oh, that's right...the surfer.

Face it...you sell Snake Oil.

*YAWN.... NEXT!

Internet God 07-28-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
*YAWN.... NEXT!
yep...that's what I thought.


http://bluebook.state.or.us/facts/sc...mages/765s.jpg

Common con artists and nothing more.

RRRED 07-28-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Rrrrrrreddddd

You take professional email marketer traffic?

Why yes Juicy and your new found hotness... If you don't like the mailer creatives below, we can get something custom made for you :) We could have some fun with photoshop, you , and these ads lol...

http://store.maxolube.com/webmaster/promo/mailer01.jpg

http://store.maxolube.com/webmaster/promo/mailer02.jpg

http://store.maxolube.com/webmaster/promo/mailer03.jpg

http://store.maxolube.com/webmaster/promo/mailer04.jpg

chodadog 07-28-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
Riiiight...like they are going to come and tell you their penis didn't get any bigger.

Come on...who are you trying to fool?

Oh, that's right...the surfer.

Face it...you sell Snake Oil.

Have you actually been to the website? This is one of the few i've seen that hasn't made outlandish claims of increasing one's penis size by 30% in length and girth. It quite simply states that it will increase bloodflow, which will make the penis firmer, and logically, will probably make it seem slightly larger.

Works on the same principles as products like Heat and Deep Heat. There is no con here. They've taken the honest and reserved approach to the way they describe this product, and i think they should be applauded for it!

Internet God 07-28-2004 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Have you actually been to the website? This is one of the few i've seen that hasn't made outlandish claims of increasing one's penis size by 30% in length and girth. It quite simply states that it will increase bloodflow, which will make the penis firmer, and logically, will probably make it seem slightly larger.

Works on the same principles as products like Heat and Deep Heat. There is no con here. They've taken the honest and reserved approach to the way they describe this product, and i think they should be applauded for it!

Don't spin that shit.

Take a look at the ads above.

asuna 07-28-2004 07:26 PM

icq me!

RRRED 07-28-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Have you actually been to the website? This is one of the few i've seen that hasn't made outlandish claims of increasing one's penis size by 30% in length and girth. It quite simply states that it will increase bloodflow, which will make the penis firmer, and logically, will probably make it seem slightly larger.

Works on the same principles as products like Heat and Deep Heat. There is no con here. They've taken the honest and reserved approach to the way they describe this product, and i think they should be applauded for it!


*big round of applause :)

Persius 07-28-2004 10:38 PM

do you provide bp links?

BradM 07-28-2004 10:42 PM

BradM endorsed and recommended sponsor. :thumbsup

It's a unique product and it WILL sell.

SleazyDream 07-28-2004 10:43 PM

what if my dick gets soo big that no more blood flows to my brain and i die?

RRRED 07-28-2004 10:51 PM

persius bp links? enlighten me

BradM you're just trying to get some

Sleazy, we vow to take care of scufty for life if that happens :) and from what I hear, you got a long way to go... hehe

mahoney 07-28-2004 10:51 PM

:thumbsup

BradM 07-28-2004 10:52 PM

Red: Not at all. I'm looking for my 5%. ROFL

Persius 07-28-2004 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
persius bp links? enlighten me

BradM you're just trying to get some

Sleazy, we vow to take care of scufty for life if that happens :) and from what I hear, you got a long way to go... hehe


you accept mail traffic but dont know what bp links are?

RRRED 07-28-2004 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
you accept mail traffic but dont know what bp links are?
Uhm no... I don't know what bp stands for... call me a moron :-P

Brad, then get that shit in your sig!

Thank you mahoney :)

Persius 07-28-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Uhm no... I don't know what bp stands for... call me a moron :-P

Brad, then get that shit in your sig!

Thank you mahoney :)


Well most compliant sponsors that accept mailling have BP

(bulletproof hosting of the links for the mailers to send out)

Some sponsors provide these bp links to make it easier for the afflitates.....

RRRED 07-28-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
Well most compliant sponsors that accept mailling have BP

(bulletproof hosting of the links for the mailers to send out)

Some sponsors provide these bp links to make it easier for the afflitates.....

Ohhhhhh gotcha... no we don't :) We don't have a problem with people mailing us, but you're on your own.

Volantt 07-28-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED

freeadultcontent, you can call it that all you like. I'm simply letting webmasters know what kind of program this is and how much they will be paid for their sales. BTW, the surfer gets a 90 day money back guarantee (I personally love this) and they have 30 days for contact after that. So they get 120 days to request 100% refund.


"Yes, I am calling to return my pennis enhancement cream, it did not work. I still have a small pennis."


I was in no way saying RRRED was not honest. In fact I bet he has more morals then most of the people I have dealt with in the industry.

I PERSONALLY just think these pennis products are getting a little out of hand. Praying on a person with a small tool to make a few bucks. Who knows maybe it works, but read some of the wording on these sites. It is like walking into a used car lot. IMHO


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