what did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson?
 

please get out of my sun :1orglaugh

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hehehee, did you just make that up?

lol... funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yes he made it up 10 years ago..damn that's old:(

lol old but funny

okay, i guess that's what you get from living on the moon :)

not 2 bad not 2 bad :thumbsup

old but still funny! :thumbsup

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Heh, i've heard the other one:

What did the one pedophile say to the other pedophile?

Hey you! get outta my son!

wacka wacka.

How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

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When the big hand covers the little hand

:1orglaugh Thats really fucked up but funny :1orglaugh

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http://www.adultoutsourcing.com/gfy/jackotied.jpg

i was getting a root canal yesterday and we on nitrous and valume - and while i was lying in the chair that Michael Jackson song came on about children "i believe children are the future.... " and i started laughing.

then the dentist asked me why i was laughing and i made some remark about how at first i thought it was a recruitment commercial and then the dentist and his assistant started laughing and had to stop what they were doing.

McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 40 year old meat inside 5 year old buns...