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Juicy D. Links 07-26-2004 07:59 PM

what u rather have BIG BALLS or a BIG DICK?
 
Discuss

Meta Ridley 07-26-2004 08:00 PM

I've got my wish.


I have both :Graucho

escorpio 07-26-2004 08:00 PM

big dick. i think the ladies like a big dick better.

Evil1 07-26-2004 08:01 PM

Whats to discuss, whats the point to big balls other then to make a louder slapping sound as they bounce off you're womans chin?

Lace 07-26-2004 08:01 PM

I have a nice cock, but large fuckin nuts....



But you don't fuck with nuts so whats the point of big balls? :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 07-26-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMI Lace
I have a nice cock, but large fuckin nuts....



But you don't fuck with nuts so whats the point of big balls? :1orglaugh

actually there was a thread a week or two ago with a dude ball-fucking a chick


lolololol

CyberBachelor 07-26-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
I've got my wish.


I have both :Graucho

:1orglaugh

Lace 07-26-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
actually there was a thread a week or two ago with a dude ball-fucking a chick


lolololol

yeah I didn't even open the tread...how do you "ball fuck" a chick??

Joesho 07-26-2004 08:06 PM

just give me another inch in length, and 1/2 inch in girth and call me happY I got HUGE brass balls BTW

chodadog 07-26-2004 08:07 PM

My balls are too fucking big. Always get in the goddamn way. Try doing leg press with those bastards between your legs. Getting rolled about and all that, fucking uncomfortable! And jesus, try running! Let's just say i understand why women with big tits need great bras. I need some kind of hybrid pair of underwear-bra.

escorpio 07-26-2004 08:08 PM

If I had a vagina I'd be rich.

Lace 07-26-2004 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
just give me another inch in length, and 1/2 inch in girth and call me happY I got HUGE brass balls BTW
got girth? :Graucho

Gheenz 07-26-2004 08:09 PM

Big balls.

Explanation: a big dick with small balls (assuming that was what the other half of the question might be) would just look ridiculous. You'd have a big slap of sausage with two little nuggets hiding behind it. To make matters worse, the size of the thing would just add to the optical illusion of having rabbit turds for testicles. Plus, you'd be mocked and ridiculed every time a girl or trucker (if that's your thing) whipped off your shorts. No thanks.

Big balls on the other hand, while looking a tad ridiculous with a small pecker, would be a great party gag and something to really be proud of. You could teabag your friends, have a picture taken, and feel proud, not embarrased. You could make up for your tiny ding-a-ling by exerting their full, natural weight into every thrust. You could even pull a "Nick the Dick - Bachelor Party" joke with 'em, which would definitely make you my hero.

So there you have it. If I had to choose. I'd take the balls :thumbsup

Lace 07-26-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickHimself

You could teabag your friends, have a picture taken, and feel proud, not embarrased.


Has been done......Been done as well, and quite frankly I don't remember it but have the picture somewhere around my room....

Radik 07-26-2004 08:14 PM

Big balls suck they get in the way, now a big dick can also be a problem if you expect your lady to let you lose without restraint.




:2 cents:

FlyingIguana 07-26-2004 08:14 PM

who needs big balls?

mardigras 07-26-2004 08:28 PM

Balls are just hanging around, trying to snatch a bit of glory from the "big guy"...:glugglug

quantum-x 07-26-2004 08:39 PM

It's your choice:

Both:
http://www.bmezine.com/title/2004/kyinj.jpg

Big Cock:
http://www.bmezine.com/title/2004/fatcock.jpg

Big Balls
http://www.bmezine.com/title/2004/salf.jpg

word up bmezine!

Gheenz 07-26-2004 08:40 PM

Yikes :Oh crap

FlyingIguana 07-26-2004 08:59 PM

quantum those looks like water balloons

quantum-x 07-26-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
quantum those looks like water balloons
saline evilness.

Scary, scary people.

kahloz 07-26-2004 09:25 PM

oh jesuth christh!

that's the last time I wanna see juicy's testicles! :throwup

boardersweetie 07-26-2004 09:45 PM

What I've noticed is that us ladies gossip about the size of your cock, but in all my days as a girl, there's only been one pair of balls mentioned (for being big) and it was less bragging and more of a "wanna hear something weird?" type of thing.

kristin 07-26-2004 09:46 PM

I'd rather have a huge set of balls, but that's just me.... : )

candyflip 07-26-2004 09:46 PM

I have both already.

And I want a reduction.

sickkittens 07-26-2004 09:47 PM

This thread really scares me. Those pictures are just plain nasty. :(

keyboard warrior 07-26-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Discuss
big balls so i could shoot a load like below:

BIG BALLS SHOOTS BIG LOAD.

Clicky_Bucks 07-26-2004 09:57 PM

Noone ever pulls out a ruler on a set of balls.....

pxxx 07-26-2004 10:00 PM

Dick. :thumbsup

ZanyCash Larry 07-26-2004 10:02 PM

Dick all the way

digifan 07-26-2004 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Discuss
:eek2

Triple 6 07-26-2004 10:08 PM

tooo funny

Vitasoy 07-26-2004 10:33 PM

those pics are disturbing :1orglaugh

zanycash Pete 07-26-2004 10:34 PM

No need for wishing:winkwink:

reynold 07-27-2004 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quantum-x
It's your choice:

Both:
http://www.bmezine.com/title/2004/kyinj.jpg

Big Cock:
http://www.bmezine.com/title/2004/fatcock.jpg

Big Balls
http://www.bmezine.com/title/2004/salf.jpg

word up bmezine!

SCARY...SHIT SHIT SHIT:warning :warning :warning

Jason Fromm 07-27-2004 05:58 AM

Having too big of a dick can cause problems with the ladies...generally speaking that is.:2 cents: :2 cents:

alexg 07-27-2004 05:59 AM

I'd rather have a good proportion of both, which I do :Graucho

Ar3s 07-27-2004 05:59 AM

i have all what needed to make women happy! :winkwink:

hova 07-27-2004 06:01 AM

I've got both.......

=^..^= 07-27-2004 06:10 AM

if you have a REALLY big dick your chances of getting some anal action are seriosuly diminished :glugglug

kowntafit 07-27-2004 08:04 AM

Quote:

if you have a REALLY big dick your chances of getting some anal action are seriosuly diminished
He has a point.

adamneve 07-27-2004 08:14 AM

one huge ball and and large dick :1orglaugh

Firehorse 07-27-2004 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
I've got my wish.


I have both :Graucho


Firehorse 07-27-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
He has a point.
LOL so does she! =^..^= is a girl! :Graucho

iFliPcEss 07-27-2004 08:26 AM

for me dick & ball size isnt really matter, performance is lol

SlickCash Sarah 07-27-2004 08:26 AM

Having a big mouth is more important then both.

Holly 07-27-2004 08:32 AM

I'd be really upset if I had either.


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