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Juicy D. Links 07-26-2004 11:25 AM

Looking for a TOP NOTCH programmer
 
pref in or around NY area but doesnt matter.


Post here if you recommend someone.

BTW i tell this to everyone. If you screw me I will cut your testicles or clitoris off.



Thank You.

AvanteGuard 07-26-2004 11:46 AM

Hey Juicy,

We're in Ohio, hit us up.

Regards,

Matt Madigan
http://www.imadigan.com

MSN/Email: [email protected]
AOL/Yahoo: avanteguard2004
ICQ: 314-942-262

Butrflied 07-26-2004 11:47 AM

:Graucho

Thomas1007 07-26-2004 11:48 AM

Mxdevelopment.com
[email protected]
:thumbsup

Reak 07-26-2004 11:49 AM

Those are HARD to find.

xxxdesign-net 07-26-2004 11:54 AM

I can code some serious html tables.. but im not cheap...

Intrigue 07-26-2004 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
I can code some serious html tables.. but im not cheap...
tables are dead, divs are where its at :thumbsup

Adultnet 07-26-2004 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
I can code some serious html tables.. but im not cheap...
you are the man:)

TheJimmy 07-26-2004 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AvanteGuard
Hey Juicy,

We're in Ohio, hit us up.

Regards,

Matt Madigan
http://www.imadigan.com

MSN/Email: [email protected]
AOL/Yahoo: avanteguard2004
ICQ: 314-942-262





Juicy, seriously, give this guy a try, I've had him do a few things and have NEVER been let down or disappointed...


he gets the Uncle Jimmy :thumbsup :thumbsup award for being a programmer that will not flake or piss you off...AND produce a good product, and if it's not 100% on delivery, he'll fix it asap, no hassels....

boldy 07-26-2004 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
Those are HARD to find.
Nah ..

Joesho 07-26-2004 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
pref in or around NY area but doesnt matter.


Post here if you recommend someone.

BTW i tell this to everyone. If you screw me I will cut your testicles or clitoris off.



Thank You.

Juicy I got the guy for you.... he is the best....
I will ICQ you now...

pounder 07-26-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Juicy I got the guy for you.... he is the best....
I will ICQ you now...

Weren't you the guy who couldn't post a picture on gfy 6 months ago ???

Maybe not the best person to give advice eh..

Joesho 07-26-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pounder
Weren't you the guy who couldn't post a picture on gfy 6 months ago ???

Maybe not the best person to give advice eh..

LOL why do I need to know how to post anything moron, I have a top notch team of experts than can post nything you want or I need hahaLOL

funny thing is see business is not all in what you as an individual know how to do, but more importantly what can your team do?

( if you are capable of being on a team that is LOL)

but you as an employee, or a flunky probably wish someone would come and give you some money, so all that know how of yours can be put to some good use huh LOL


do you think Kenneth Lay knows how to run an oil rig? LOL:1orglaugh

pounder 07-26-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
LOL why do I need to know how to post anything moron, I have a top notch team of experts than can post nything you want or I need hahaLOL

funny thing is see business is not all in what you as an individual know how to do, but more importantly what can your team do?

( if you are capable of being on a team that is LOL)

but you as an employee, or a flunky probably wish someone would come and give you some money, so all that know how of yours can be put to some good use huh LOL


do you think Kenneth Lay knows how to run an oil rig? LOL:1orglaugh

I wouldnt take or suggest advice from kenneth lay on running an oil rig ( or anything for that matter seeing as how he is a felon and knows nothing about oil rigs, like you and life )

You didnt see me asking for work because i don't need it.

As you know nothing about programming you would be the last person to advise a programmer. Get it ??

Im glad you took the time out of your day to learn the difference between a joke ( you ) and reality ( me ).

Next weeks lesson for you will be " how to make an html link "

Stay tuned it could be highly entertaining..

Intrigue 07-26-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pounder

As you know nothing about programming you would be the last person to advise a programmer. Get it ??

I'm a programmer, so i recommend Imadigan :thumbsup but then again, i'm biosed because i work here, and wanna do some stuff for juicy :Graucho

AnalProbe 07-26-2004 01:01 PM

I can do C, C++, VB, PHP, SQL, Oracle, Flash AS, J-a-v-a-s-c-r-i-p-t, DHTML.

Allways get the job done.

Only problem is I don't work for a few bucks, if you want to set up a joint venture or partnership, I'm your man.

35k/project minimum.

pounder 07-26-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
LOL why do I need to know how to post anything moron, I have a top notch team of experts than can post nything you want or I need hahaLOL


Can your top notch team of experts teach you to spell ? Or grow you some hair ?

Maybe you should get your team of experts to figure out a snappy comeback for you.

HughJardon 07-26-2004 02:11 PM

we have programmers in house. let me know if you need any help

Joesho 07-26-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pounder
I wouldnt take or suggest advice from kenneth lay on running an oil rig ( or anything for that matter seeing as how he is a felon and knows nothing about oil rigs, like you and life )

You didnt see me asking for work because i don't need it.

As you know nothing about programming you would be the last person to advise a programmer. Get it ??

Im glad you took the time out of your day to learn the difference between a joke ( you ) and reality ( me ).

Next weeks lesson for you will be " how to make an html link "

Stay tuned it could be highly entertaining..

you are a dork, you come here to try to get business, yet have no balls to even ask for it LOL I would be happy to introduce you to reality anytime you would like to meet a jopke like me, I assure you it will be real funny....

Joesho 07-26-2004 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pounder
Can your top notch team of experts teach you to spell ? Or grow you some hair ?

Maybe you should get your team of experts to figure out a snappy comeback for you.


sucks to be a loser in life huh.... do you think my hair is what made me get all the girls? LOL
or was it my spelling?

kaktusan 07-26-2004 02:35 PM

Hello juicy,
i can be the programmer you need.
You can review my website http://www.kaktusancorp.com to learn more about my business and if interested in me please contact me via the form there or directly by ICQ 411661

I am looking forward to doing business with you.

Thanks!

silent moan 07-26-2004 02:53 PM

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#define 07-26-2004 02:55 PM

Hi juicy,

I am interested in applying for the job.

I can do c/c++, php, perl, mysql, java, windev...

I can program scripts, server/client apps...

for $25/hour

FreeHugeMovies 07-26-2004 02:59 PM

I'll ICQ you and give you a good guy. :)

boobmaster 07-26-2004 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
pref in or around NY area but doesnt matter.


Post here if you recommend someone.

BTW i tell this to everyone. If you screw me I will cut your testicles or clitoris off.



Thank You.

OMG! A half way serious post. I'm impressed! :)

Thomas1007 07-28-2004 01:27 PM

If your still in need of a programmer
Please get in touch with me at
[email protected]

References in adult and non adult.

If you want just browse here:
Mxdevelopment.com
and place a quote to give Us and idea of your needs.
By the way, we are based out of NYC.
Hope to hear from you .
:thumbsup


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