Psycho Ex-girlfriend Thread
 

6 months ago I heard my ex-gf was 'going to kill herself' because of me.

As you can tell, she's still alive. It was just a ruse to try to get me to call. Emotional blackmail has just as much class as drinking Thunderbird in an outdoor Bach festival.

Care to share your psycho girlfriend stories?

No but I'd be glad to share psycho ex husband stories... but I have to wait till my divorce is final which has been almost three years now of court bs!!!

for stuff like this:

She's a psychotic bitch. She's mean spirited, argumentative and too smart for her own good. All the qualities I find most desirable in a woman really.

Physically she's great. She wears a size 6 shoe and has perfectly formed feet. Back in the day she used to let me play with them.

Problem is that she's mormon and we kind of parted on bad terms (it's been a couple of years though).

I haven't thought about her in a long time, but one of our mutual friends was talking about her and I realized how much fun she was and that I've really missed her.

Anyway, I want to call her up, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. What do y'all think?

>>>use a search engine, there are millions of those in the web LOL

Mean spirited...

interesting

yeah, my ex is a total cunt.

we went out in high school and broke up shortly after we started college. we were together for 2.5 years. during those 2.5 years, we didn't fuck. she had brainwashed me into saving out virginity for our honeymoon to (yes, i know, very stupid!). we were so confident we were getting married that we wanted to wait.

so when we broke up, i hooked up with another girl 3 days later that i had been crushing on for weeks. she took my virginity that night. the night before that, my ex and i had spoken about having "one special night" like we had planned to lose our virginity to each other and that she'd think about it.

obviously, all that changed when i slept with the other girl. so i told my ex it happened. a week later, she called me up, spoke to me for hours, told me how she missed me and how she wanted to have that one special night.

of course, i still wanted too, and i still had feelings for her. so i told the girl i was with and she said yes because she basically felt i was gonna do it no matter what she said.

so the night happened, and it sucked, and we did it another night, and it still sucked. and we didn't speak for a long time after that and she was a total bitch and spread rumours about me to our co-workers and friends.

anyways, she was pretty much trying to mind-fuck me and to get revenge on the girl i had slept with. she failed, and close to 4 years later, i'm still with the girl.

so yeah, my ex was a nutjob. there's more to it too. but she was a whacko.

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