How to identify a newbie
 

They think Brad Shaws name is: Brad Shaw

They actually bookmark the "Is there any money in starting a TGP" threads

They think MikeAI has two last name initials.

any others?

:1orglaugh

whats a sig?

they don't know who Lensman is

then i'm still a newb

or consider him god

What's a tgp?

Who is the Hun?

How does html work?

or who owns GFY:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

posting pics from 1999 and thinking it will be the best thread ever

Thats too harsh

same here,
but how did knowing two webmasters names get up there as being a newb? who the fuck cares what there names are? half the people on this board use aliases anyways.

The old "hotlinking images from your hard drive" trick is a pretty reliable sign.

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people who take Fletch XXX dumb threads too seriously

I am the group admin!

:1orglaugh

they have small sigs

They think they will do 1:10 with any
kind of traffic.

:glugglug

Test.

people who doesn't know where God is from

Or:

How does the Hun have so much traffic?

How long till the Hun lists me?

Why wont the Hun list me?

How much money will i make from a gallery on the Hun?

etc.

can you contact me via icq plz

hehe

they don't know how good looking Juicy is

:thumbsup

They start threads like that one :

From Martin32 :

FUCK THESE GUYS!!!!!!!!!! - http://www.adult.com/webmasters.html

:glugglug

they think there's such thing as "public domain" porn content

hello cock azn

MrIZZZ - that's a strike :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your big sig

They get mad when they come onto the board anouncing themselves and get mad when told "go Fuck Yourself".

people who think post count equals credibility.

<--- when it say 'i am probably spamming' they complain that they are not spamming

Sure, just waiting for you to authorize. I didn't have ICQ installed on this computer, another sign of a newbie!

:1orglaugh

hI i'M' nEw!11! LollL!!1!!

wHaTz a tgP or GfY??/??

LoL!!1!!11

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Fix your sig.

They have less than 37372 posts.

How does the hun make money? giving away so much free pron???:helpme

i can usually tell they're a newb by the registration date or post count:thumbsup

or gfy is an adult.com company

You for got the ever faithful.

How Much Bandwith will I use?
My movies are 7 megs each LOL

Don't forget the:

How much bandwith will i use threads???...

Or they double post about the same thing.
















j/k :winkwink:

They haven't got over-inflated egos...

I have some. It's over 80 years old...

Stunning and eloquent! :1orglaugh

i think someone is digging DEEP INTO THE PSYCHE now

hahahah

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for the record since I see some of your panties in a bunch people... this thread was about NEWBIES TO THIS BOARD.

nothing else.

I like wacthing people dig deep though.

I have posted on dozens of boards and newbie bashing is EVERYWHERE.

One thing I notice about this board is the consitency of people that think neqwbies are for some reason special.

jesus, have any of you posted on NON INDUSTRY BOARDS where the newbies get bashed 100% more than this Hug Me board? How about punk boards where hate and raqcism is like talk of sponsors????

this place is a fucking kindergarten to half the boards I visit.

i doubt 80% of you could post without getting rapped up in hateful flaming on message boards that are not industry related.

hahaha

noob :glugglug

its the marijuana talking

they felt elated when called a 'tranny' :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They don't know where the search function is.