I love you
 

I'm still looking for work, though I have a few leads to check tomorrow.

I'm not drinking any alcohol nor enjoying any drug.

I've got a couple of good stand-up reels to watch tonight. With popcorn.

I need a shower.

I'm not calling anyone out.

Juicy is sexy. Matter of fact, there are a few other folks here that I think are quite do-able.

Only 19 days until Internext and I don't have tickets yet. But then again, I'm not worried about it, because I know full well who I can trust. I'll be there with bells on.

I like smilies. :helpme There should be a 12-step program for this.

And I love you people. Cheers. :glugglug

we love you too..

????

i'm drunk :drinkup

Happy Sunday to you to!:winkwink:

ANd I love you back

Native americans are not mexicans, but Iraqis really are Israelis in disguise.

Inside every Iraqi is an Israeli waiting to get out!!

I think paisley curtains would look great in the back bedroom with all the throw pillows and the orange dildos, but really, we absolutely MUST get rid of the shag carpeting because rug burns suck.

Rug burns may suck, but the taste is even better when they swallow!

What did you do with the blender? There are strawberries and bananas that need to be pureed before morning.

Tala babe, you know I Luv you :) and I am not forgetting about all the hugging were gonna do at internext.:winkwink:

I making frog soup, sorry if I left it in the tub, the frog juice was shooting all over the kitchen so moved to the bathroom.

*bounce*

Hiyas Jim! I can't wait to see you! Much hugging to be done! At least once a day. Less than that and I'll get bitchy. Seriously. :Graucho

Give it a shower and it should come out just fine. Remember to wash behind its buttons.

I like the new look in the kitchen, but you missed a spot.

i just realized you almost have 40K posts.

holy fuck.

If I paypal you $50, are you going to hug with Headless ?

Shower? Too busy making love to a mirror. At least since I am not that hung, it might not crack and I wont get bad luck.

i love you to my sweet sexy blueberry muffin

But if you're making love to a mirror, the speakers are going to get jealous and I'm not going to be the one to explain it to them. Remember not to grout in the tile.

I do not have Paypal. it ate my cousin.

Holy sig, Batman. :eek2


And I am NOT blueberry. You're getting me confused with someone else. I am raspberry.

I'm stopping for the night at 12k. Take note.

I got the wall pregnant, and the left speaker is gay so its anal only if I go that route. Either way, I will make love to something before the night is over, even if it is the pool table again.

We don't need any more walls, so stop knocking them up. We could use a couple of good subwoofers, though, see what you can do with the right speaker.

And the pool table is male, after all, it has more balls than holes. :glugglug

Not my fault the previous tenant left holes in the walls that feel better than some vaginas.

Don't change the subject. Did you take all the penis pills? There's not any left, and I was going to sell some to the guy next door for pizza money.

This is why I'm losing my religion. May I borrow a pancake?

No pancakes. Antiquated Fritos behind the stove.

I think I'm going to avoid the rush and go watch some Carlin.


Afterwards, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. Good night! :)

so much love! hope your good day continues thru the week

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Only 19 days until Internext and I don't have tickets yet. But then again, I'm not worried about it, because I know full well who I can trust. I'll be there with bells on.
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"trust" ? fuck trust.

you need a ticket, you let ME know.

If anything!

j-

This thread makes no sense, so here's a bunny with a pancake on his head.

(I'm to lazy to linkhotten - just close your eyes and picture it.)

bunnies and pancakes are hilarious. not sure why, but they are

... and there it is!!! :winkwink:

<3

bet your weekend sizzles...

what an odd thread.

IF ANYTHING!!

*bounce bounce bounce*

I'm still happy, though I have absolutely no reason to be, and I still love you all! :)


This thread is dedicated to the human need to make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Pass the Honeycomb. :)

love you too ;) :rasta

Bright sunny monday morning, and I'm in high spirits here.


Love is in the air.


Flush after you barf, thank you.

And remember to spray some deodorizer too, dammit.