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KMR Stitch 07-25-2004 04:37 PM

Can anyone recomend a Good CPA that will do adult in Orlando?
 
Ive gone to a few. They don't do adult.


How hard is it to find a good one.


Also looking for a adult laywer.

Mr.Fiction 07-25-2004 04:42 PM

Do you do things that require telling your accountant you are in adult?

As far as a lawyer, do a search on GFY, you will find a lot of recommendations.

tony286 07-25-2004 04:44 PM

lawyer thats easy go with AJ www.adultsitelaw.com

Accountant if you dont need statew income tax in FL I got a good one in Atlanta been using him for 5 yrs. He judges nothing so you can talk openly about your business with him.

Pleasurepays 07-25-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Do you do things that require telling your accountant you are in adult?

As far as a lawyer, do a search on GFY, you will find a lot of recommendations.

if your accountant knows nothing about your business... how is he going to help you minimize your taxes? by just making shit up and hoping the IRS doesn't notice?

if rockets could be powered by stupidity, we would be sending people to the moon everyday with threads from this board.

:2 cents:

Jdoughs 07-25-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Do you do things that require telling your accountant you are in adult?

As far as a lawyer, do a search on GFY, you will find a lot of recommendations.

And you have all sorts of free speech shit in your sig but recommend not telling someone what you do for a living?

LOL way to stand up! :thumbsup

herbal logic 07-25-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
if your accountant knows nothing about your business... how is he going to help you minimize your taxes? by just making shit up and hoping the IRS doesn't notice?

if rockets could be powered by stupidity, we would be sending people to the moon everyday with threads froboard.

:2 cents:

you're on the waiting list for that rocket. Your accountant is responsible for an accurate account of your income, assets, liabilities, and equity. How you derive this is none of his business, nor his responsibility.

Its news to me that you can minimize your taxes being in the adult biz.

KMR Stitch 07-25-2004 05:38 PM

Some CPA's have morals.

Yeah I need to write off a lot of business exp.

Computers, Employees, Gas to meeting/travel exp.


ect ect.

I am in the 50% tax bracket right now.

33% income and 12% for the other crap.

Pleasurepays 07-25-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbal logic
you're on the waiting list for that rocket. Your accountant is responsible for an accurate account of your income, assets, liabilities, and equity. How you derive this is none of his business, nor his responsibility.

Its news to me that you can minimize your taxes being in the adult biz.

what the fuck are you talking about? no one said you can "minimize your taxes by being in the adult biz."

he said he was looking for an accountant that will "do adult" - he did not say "i need someone to file my personal income taxes".

if you have a company and you are filing taxes for that company, there is no possible way in hell your accountant cannot know what you do, where money comes from and what it's spent on unless he is retarded and incompetent. not only that, his job is to lower your taxes... i.e. he has to know what you do, what expenses you have etc. to better determine what you can write off and what you can't... and should be giving you advice on how to structure both your business and your finances to minimize the tax liability.

are you a fake idiot giving fake advice in real life? or do you just play one on message boards?

Mr.Fiction 07-25-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
And you have all sorts of free speech shit in your sig but recommend not telling someone what you do for a living?

LOL way to stand up! :thumbsup

I didn't recommend anything. I asked a question. Try reading the posts you respond to. :1orglaugh

Harmon 07-25-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
what the fuck are you talking about? no one said you can "minimize your taxes by being in the adult biz."

he said he was looking for an accountant that will "do adult" - he did not say "i need someone to file my personal income taxes".

if you have a company and you are filing taxes for that company, there is no possible way in hell your accountant cannot know what you do, where money comes from and what it's spent on unless he is retarded and incompetent. not only that, his job is to lower your taxes... i.e. he has to know what you do, what expenses you have etc. to better determine what you can write off and what you can't... and should be giving you advice on how to structure both your business and your finances to minimize the tax liability.

are you a fake idiot giving fake advice in real life? or do you just play one on message boards?

how about going back to the subject at hand?

herbal logic 07-25-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
what the fuck are you talking about? no one said you can minimize your taxes in the adult biz.

he said he was looking for an accountant that will "do adult" - he did not say "i need someone to file my personal income taxes"

if you have a company and you are filing taxes for that company, there is no possible way in hell your accountant cannot know what you do, where money comes from and what it's spent on unless he is retarded and incompetent. not only that, his job is to lower your taxes... i.e. he has to know what you do, what expenses you have etc. to better determine what you can write off and what you can't... and should be giving you advice on how to structure both your business and your finances to minimize the tax liability.

are you a fake idiot giving fake advice in real life? or do you just play one on message boards?

Please explain to me how you need to differentiate being an online business from an adult online business to help your accountant give better advice on what you can/cannot write-off.

I play an idiot in real life

Pleasurepays 07-25-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbal logic
Please explain to me how you need to differentiate being an online business from an adult online business to help your accountant give better advice on what you can/cannot write-off.

I play an idiot in real life

You are a very good idiot. if you have a business and you are filing taxes for that business then a CPA's job is to become intimately familiar with your business so that he can better assist you in minizing your tax liabilty.

If you are forced to buy 80 dildos and 60 gallons of KY --- he needs to know it was for business, how it is used in that business and determine what portion of it is a legitimate write off as well as all other business expenses. He has to know the question the IRS might ask about your business and the answer to every question as well.

What the fuck do you think a CPA does? Any idiot can file their own personal income taxes.

I have 16 active companies right now. I can't imagine telling my CPA and accountants _ "Don't worry about what company XYZ does... some idiot on gofuckyourself.com said you don't need to know... you just file the taxes on the total income without any write-offs"

herbal logic 07-25-2004 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
You are a very good idiot. if you have a business and you are filing taxes for that business then a CPA's job is to become intimately familiar with your business so that he can better assist you in minizing your tax liabilty.

If you are forced to buy 80 dildos and 60 gallons of KY --- he needs to know it was for business, how it is used in that business and determine what portion of it is a legitimate write off as well as all other business expenses. He has to know the question the IRS might ask about your business and the answer to every question as well.

What the fuck do you think a CPA does? Any idiot can file their own personal income taxes.

I have 16 active companies right now. I can't imagine telling my CPA and accountants _ "Don't worry about what company XYZ does... some idiot on gofuckyourself.com said you don't need to know... you just file the taxes on the total income without any write-offs"

Oh, so now were selling barrels of ky and pallets of dildos:1orglaugh

cool1g 07-25-2004 09:13 PM

never thought of this problem - my accountant always ask how business is! :thumbsup

$5 submissions 07-25-2004 09:16 PM

Try http://www.sbsuite.com they take ADULT clients. They offer end to end services from bookkeeping to tax consulting to corporate issues.

$5 submissions 07-25-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Try http://www.sbsuite.com they take ADULT clients. They offer end to end services from bookkeeping to tax consulting to corporate issues.
Plus, one of the partners is an attorney.:thumbsup

Sama 07-25-2004 09:26 PM

I know a great cpa in Miami if you want to work with him long distance (as I do) . We do everything via phone, email, fax, etc... He looks at as biz is biz and $ is $. Let me know and I'll set u up with him.


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