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  • Wendys Manager
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 481

    #1

    Are you ugly?

    does your mother cringe at the thought of having to hug you?
    I said SIG TOO FUCKING BIG ASSHAT
  • arial
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 4012

    #2
    My mom won't even come within a block of me I'm so ugly.

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    • Wendys Manager
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 481

      #3
      Originally posted by arial
      My mom won't even come within a block of me I'm so ugly.
      then i can't hire you to wipe down the tables.


      do you have any experience cutting lettuce?
      I said SIG TOO FUCKING BIG ASSHAT

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        I'm so ugly that I gotta get real drunk just to have sex with myself.
        This is me on facebook
        This is me on twitter

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        • arial
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 4012

          #5
          Originally posted by MaskedMan
          I'm so ugly that I gotta get real drunk just to have sex with myself.

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          • kahloz
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 230

            #6
            i'm so ugly my hand cringes when i try to masturbate

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            • Wendys Manager
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 481

              #7
              Originally posted by MaskedMan
              I'm so ugly that I gotta get real drunk just to have sex with myself.
              you should try numbing your hand first when you spank....it makes it feel real
              I said SIG TOO FUCKING BIG ASSHAT

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              • Wendys Manager
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 481

                #8
                Originally posted by kahloz
                i'm so ugly my hand cringes when i try to masturbate

                you would be perfect for flipping burgers
                I said SIG TOO FUCKING BIG ASSHAT

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                • neverlearn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 2085

                  #9
                  My mum wont hug me cause she thinks Im ugly inside....*whimper*
                  DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                  Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                  Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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