Chuck E. Cheese'd shaves
 

It is true.

I Broke down and braved the insanity of the heathen haven because, well, littlethrope deserved it.

Anyhell, he kicked ass playing skeeball, video games, them stupid drop a coin and see what the hell happens games, and other such oddities.

I counted shit up while I waited for him to finish beating these animated heads with a well padded hammer type implement while wifey was out smoking. When she returned, she told me about the automatic counters.

Great, I just wasted 2 minutes that would have been better spent looking at the hot mom at the next table... anyway, wifey then took the tickets to the auto-count-em-up thingy and got the recip.

My count, and it was correct, 204. CEC's counter count, 192.

True, this isn't even a big enough difference to upgrade from a small bag of useless shit, to a slightly bigger bag of useless shit, but it is the principle.

That place is retarded. You spend 64 dollars playing the games to win 2 pencils and a plastic airplane that breaks before your kid gets it out the door. They got a real trap in that place too. You can't just walk in, order a 56 dollar pizza and get out. You have to play the games or your kids think you are teh suck. I just stopped taking my kids there. Oh...no wait. We have to go there tomorrow. For real lol.:1orglaugh

you sir, are an asshole.

lol suffer dude

um, Thanks?

Charles E. Cheese said that he wants to kick your ass all over the place! You might be able to defend yourself for a bit but get ready for the news to knock on your door!!!!!!!!

Their pizza sucks!

wtf is Chuck E Cheese?

Yet another great idea from Nolan Bushnell.

its pizzahut meets a lame ass arcade
you play games for tickets. 20 tickets per dollar
5000 tickets gets you a chuck e cheese pencil

It's like Showbiz Pizza before they went under. It's a place where you get served by a big fucking dork in a rat costume. Most restaurants pay to have rats removed.

i liked showbiz, but when the rat took over it went down hill
its sucks too because im a little too old to beat up the highschool kid in the rat suit

Sounds like a piece of shit.

oh, it is
the newest game ours has thats nonticket is this
http://www.smalltalksystems.com/clay...fterBurner.jpg