Marc from ConsumptionJunction said!!!....
 

He was gonna woop all the fat boys in the belly flop contest, and that him alone was the only true champion walking away from that pool with the Trophy and the prize money!!!!

You gotta respect the Reigning Champ from Curacao! My only concern is BT. He wasn't there last year, but I saw him in action in Curacao the year before. He's got skills!


Edit: wait, , just remembered, he said he's gonna wuss out and go to some game. HAHAH, it's all mine!

You and PornKings are going to fight for that Pink Ribbon cause us PureCash boys have the top contender without doubt!

Going to be a good one. Marc has balls to lay out and let it smack:thumbsup

mark from CJ is a fox :Graucho

you got that right, you do have the number one contender, but unfortunatly I WILL BE CHAMP, not just a contender like your boy sharkey.....

fuck marc, he is a cat burner

:1orglaugh

What are the qualifications? Can I just find the fattest guy in town, paint "EROTICY.COM" all over his body and push him into the pool? :1orglaugh

I am going to be competing bottomless with my mexican poncho on. You bitches have no chance!

DH

Don't forget JMan. That year in Curacao, you three emptied the pool :)

WG

I am looking for a good, competative flop off!!

Don't want everyone running off with it!

Mark won Curacao not with a belly flop but with a back slapper that was heard all the way in Venezuela.
Birds took flight in panic, monkeys howled in fear, the locals went to church and prayed that night.
I fear for South Florida if he beats that performance at the contest.

That Topic Title made me think of Eminem.



Marc from Consumption Junction said....






... NOTHING you idiots, Marc from Consumption Junction's dead! He's locked in my basement! (ha ha)

:1orglaugh


I did one of those in Mexico years ago. They have a national holiday in March every year to commemorate it now.

I am a legend.


One day marc & I will have to compete.

The midnight BT BellyFlop... Didn't you do that in a lightspeed thong one time???

Eminem
The Marshall Mathers LP
"The real slim Shady"

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
It's the return of the:
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said:
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...

[Chorus:]
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me

(Chorus)

I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

come on CD enter this one, you gonna be down in florida?

:winkwink:

Mine was named by the natives, but I can't pronounce it. Loosely translated, it means "Double Tsunami".

My gut did not require stitches.




You take on Marc etc this time. I've got other fish to fry this summer.

Funny pic :1orglaugh

thanks for that awesome journey into hip hop land, now I need to go burn a cat

Remember girlies.....
IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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