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boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:32 PM

Who is the worst singer ever?
 
Hope I didn't forget anyone!

Neil Young
Bob Dylan
Tom Petty
Yoko Ono

Explicit 07-21-2004 06:36 PM

dude - tom petty kicks ass - i figured you would at least throw in somwthin bout the popstar boybands or any kinda country singers, that shit makes my ears bleed

Platinumpimp 07-21-2004 06:38 PM

it depends on taste, like you can have a bad football player for instance.

So basically there isn't any really bad singer (for some people)

UltraSonic 07-21-2004 06:39 PM

I am, no doubt about it.

SykkBoy 07-21-2004 06:39 PM

Liza Manelli
Yoko Ono

bringer 07-21-2004 06:39 PM

ashley simpson

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Explicit
dude - tom petty kicks ass - i figured you would at least throw in somwthin bout the popstar boybands or any kinda country singers, that shit makes my ears bleed
I agree! Tom rocks, so does Neil and Bob. Not the greatest SINGERS in the world, but they are GREAT songwriters.

There are some pretty awful country singers, I agree.

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 07-21-2004 06:40 PM

I hate to say this but Brittney Spears absolutely belongs in that list.

stevecore 07-21-2004 06:42 PM

yoko ono by far.

what she lacks in character she further destroys by opening her mouth.

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
it depends on taste, like you can have a bad football player for instance.

So basically there isn't any really bad singer (for some people)

I agree that it's mainly a matter of taste. There are a lot of raspy crooners and screamers out there, but most of them sing on key. The people I mentioned above are known for having sung off key.

jade_dragon 07-21-2004 06:43 PM

The asian guy from american idol hands down. But I do like what he had to say "I did my best, I have on regrets"

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
yoko ono by far.

what she lacks in character she further destroys by opening her mouth.

:1orglaugh

I think I would have to agree with you on this. She is dreadful!

Goatse 07-21-2004 06:44 PM

David Lee Roth, aka "I forgot the fuckin' words." He was pretty cool in his youth, but the guy is downright pathetic nowadays. Same goes for Brian Johnson. He lost his voice 20 years ago..

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
The asian guy from american idol hands down. But I do like what he had to say "I did my best, I have on regrets"
How could I have forgotten William Hung! He sucks the big one, definitely. But he's so bad it's funny. He sure is making bank from his 'talents' though. His album sold over a million copies the first weekend it was released. I can sing AT LEAST as bad as he can. Why can't I get a record deal? :)

stevecore 07-21-2004 06:47 PM

paris hilton has an upcoming CD release...im sure she'll be a contender shortly.

p1mpdogg 07-21-2004 06:48 PM

my girl friend is the worst singer ever

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
David Lee Roth, aka "I forgot the fuckin' words." He was pretty cool in his youth, but the guy is downright pathetic nowadays. Same goes for Brian Johnson. He lost his voice 20 years ago..
Really? I haven't listened to DLR since 'Yankee Rose' 15 years ago or thereabouts. He must have gotten bad because I always thought he was a pretty good singer.

Brian Johnson isn't a singer ... he's a SCREAMER, but he's a kick ass screamer. I LOVE the old AC/DC stuff -- my favorite band of all time.

CDSmith 07-21-2004 06:49 PM

Whoever told Keith Richards he could sing deserves a slap.



Yoko Ono's recordings were played in a closed empty room for 72 hours straight.
The paint peeled.

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
paris hilton has an upcoming CD release...im sure she'll be a contender shortly.
I don't know why it is but I'd love to fuck the shit out of that girl. I really don't care how she sings. :1orglaugh

MattO 07-21-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
David Lee Roth, aka "I forgot the fuckin' words."

hahah are you quoting from the show where he stops the band due to water balloons getting thrown on them?

"Hold it fellahs, hold it...
Some stupid asshole just threw a water balloon up on the stage!"...

..."Don't be throwin' your fuckin' shit up here, you faggot-ass motherfuckers!"

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Whoever told Keith Richards he could sing deserves a slap.



Yoko Ono's recordings were played in a closed empty room for 72 hours straight.
The paint peeled.

LMAO! Poor Yoko.

RE: Keith Richards .... I actually like the way he sung 'Little T&A' -- through his nose.

J-Reel 07-21-2004 06:53 PM

You forgot steve miller.

Hands down the worst musician ever. :2 cents:

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
hahah are you quoting from the show where he stops the band due to water balloons getting thrown on them?

"Hold it fellahs, hold it...
Some stupid asshole just threw a water balloon up on the stage!"...

..."Don't be throwin' your fuckin' shit up here, you faggot-ass motherfuckers!"

Always entertaining. I would expect nothing less from a guy who once insured his penis through Loyds of London for a million bucks.

crockett 07-21-2004 06:56 PM

Capt Kirk

boobmaster 07-21-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
You forgot steve miller.

Hands down the worst musician ever. :2 cents:

This is a thread about worst SINGER, not musician. I don't think Steve Miller is either of these things. Steve rocks, dude!

Bazil 07-21-2004 06:57 PM

Barry Manilo.... Top of the list....

all time worst....

boobmaster 07-21-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bazil
Barry Manilo.... Top of the list....

all time worst....

Barry Manilow is not known as a great singer but at least he sings on key. He wrote some pretty good songs. Chicks like him and his songs put them in the mood so he's OK with me.

BTW, welcome to GFY. :321GFY

CDSmith 07-21-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
Capt Kirk
Shit yeah. His buddy Leonard Nimoy too for that matter.

SykkBoy 07-21-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bazil
Barry Manilo.... Top of the list....

all time worst....

I'm not sure which should be the banning offense....
you mentioning Barry "The Man" or misspelling his name.....

and yes I have a couple Barry Manilow CDs next to my SLAYER, Venom, Napalm Death, Anal C-unt, Obituary and Johhny Cash CDs

CDSmith 07-21-2004 07:09 PM

Manilow is one of the finest entertainers of our time. Period.


Steve miller rocks. Put down his greatest hits album and get into side B of a few of his first albums and then comment on the man.




One guy who sucked more than anyone ever sucked in the history of suckdom is Michael Damian. He's the twit actor on the Young & the Restless that did a remake of the tune "Rock on", originally done by David Essex.

boobmaster 07-21-2004 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I'm not sure which should be the banning offense....
you mentioning Barry "The Man" or misspelling his name.....

LOL. I was going to say something like that myself. Of all the ways to make your big splash on GFY, posting a message about Barry Manilow and misspelling his name is probably not among them.

boobmaster 07-21-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Manilow is one of the finest entertainers of our time. Period.


Steve miller rocks. Put down his greatest hits album and get into side B of a few of his first albums and then comment on the man.


I agree on both counts.

stevecore 07-21-2004 07:16 PM

Oh dont forget Bette Midler in Wind Beneath My Wings where she can't hit that high note.

boobmaster 07-21-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
Oh dont forget Bette Midler in Wind Beneath My Wings where she can't hit that high note.
I fucking HATE that song.

Jamdin 07-21-2004 08:03 PM

Listening to Michael Bolton is worse than Yoko :winkwink:

TurboTrucker 07-21-2004 08:14 PM

Yoko Ono, William Hung, Bjork, the singer from Korn.

boobmaster 07-21-2004 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
Yoko Ono, William Hung, Bjork, the singer from Korn.
Yoko and William are both Korean. Isn't that weird how two of the most successful worst singers of all time are Korean? Yoko got her fame from Lenon and William got his from American Idol. Are there any good singers in Korea? :)

buddyjuf 07-21-2004 08:23 PM

Ja Rule

GiantGnome 07-21-2004 08:30 PM

Macy Grey has to be up there with Yoko, and dont forget about Tiny Tim.

sickkittens 07-21-2004 08:32 PM

No one has listed Fred Durst yet?

scrm 07-21-2004 08:37 PM

Britney Spears and other shitty pop-singers.. I think she's no qualify to other activities than content :D

Daen 07-21-2004 08:39 PM

Rosanne Barr

If memory serves me correctly Rosanne Barr's poor attempt to sing the U.S. national anthem actually prompted a bill to be put before congress. The bill did not directly criticize her singing but stated that the U.S. national anthem should be changed because it's melodic range is only attainable by 10% of those trying to sing it.

garett 07-21-2004 08:54 PM

Jessica Simpson makes William Hung sound like Sinatra as far as I'm concerned. She's definitely the worst popular singer I can think of.

The Bootyologist 07-21-2004 08:55 PM

bizmarkee

jessica simpson

boobmaster 07-21-2004 09:17 PM

Lots of Jessica haters in here. I don't think she sounds worse than William Hung!

EZRhino 07-21-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Hope I didn't forget anyone!

Neil Young
Bob Dylan
Tom Petty
Yoko Ono

Oh ya Yoko Ono was really bad. Bitch took down the Beatles

arial 07-21-2004 09:42 PM

Fred Durst :2 cents:


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