Baby might be mine...bout to go check him out.
 

More than likely it's not mine but I did fuck her within the time span and the child has wide feet and a lot of hair. (same as me)...I'm bout to go over there real quick and take a look at him while my chicken is on the grill..

Thats a ghetto dna test lol...

i bet u two kfc breasts the baby is yours!

i see your bid, and raise you a steak.

i will look for you on maury

Take a look at him? Jeez man, you should demand a DNA paternity test. We dont want to see you on Maury Povich.

kfc don't do steaks

they dont do real chickens either but who's keeping tab? :Graucho

She isn't like that...She isn't planning on dragging me in for some child support or something.

And I checked him out and there's no way I could tell this early in the game. If he's mine, his genes will come out once his face isn't smashed up like all other newborn faces are.

But I'm not paying for anything without a DNA test. If it's mine, I'll handle biz. I can afford it :glugglug

I am in fact keeping tabs, and I'd hate to rain on your nice Zing. Because it was in fact a witty retort. But:

http://www.urbanlegends.com/legends/...Chickens_.html

Do not tarnish the Kernel's good name! :)

They serve real chicken. :Graucho :Graucho

Why don't you pay and get a DNA test now and be certain. Do you really think you can tell for certain by looking at his face? :2 cents:

LOL just watch out for the chicken nuggets (im sure most ppl in Oz saw last weeks reports)

Shee-it, the way I figure if the baby be half mine than the CHECK be half mine, know what I'm sayin'?

Good luck, playa! :thumbsup

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