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EscortBiz 07-20-2004 12:32 PM

Who can figure out what animal this is (roaming in Maryland)
 
GLYNDON, Md. -- A mystery animal is on the loose in Baltimore County and not even the experts can pin down what it is.

A Glyndon man found a way to secretly record the beast while it grazed in his yard. For a while it was just lurking in the woods watching the Wroe family until the Wroes started watching it.



What Is The Creature?



Jay Wroe: "My truck was parked here, started getting in my truck. I kind of saw it there where the sunlight is and said what in the world is that?"

Jacob Wroe: "It looked so weird to me. I didn't know what it was."

Wanting to get a better look at the beast stalking his family, Jay Wroe put technology to work for him.

Jay Wroe: "The next day, I hooked up just portable motion detectors, and put them down back in the woods there."

The trap worked.

Jay Wroe: "Very bizarre. I went and got my father and cousin and they came and looked at it and their reactions were pretty much the same -- what in the world are we looking at?"

Pictures Of The Unusual Creature In Maryland

More than a month after the first sighting, the creature has become a neighborhood regular and showing up often.


Kim Carlsen: "It comes to our house. It's been up in the woods for a while and it comes up through the bottom of our yard and eats our cat food."

Despite the fact it's lurking in these woods and no one knows when or where it will come out, no one here seems afraid of it.

Jacob Wroe: "I don't know, it doesn't look like it's going to harm anybody."

Even the other neighborhood animals like Bullwinkle the dog next door seem okay with the beast.

Kim Carlsen: "It's not afraid of the cats and the cats seem to get along with it fine."

The beast is not shy, and visits most often under bright sun. While no one here knows what it is, they do have a name for it -- the hyote, a combination of a hyena and a coyote.
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http://www.wnbc.com/news/3545383/detail.html

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545313.jpg

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Tom_PMs 07-20-2004 12:35 PM

Yeah I saw that on headline news a couple of times.. looks like a shaved longhair dog to me..

detoxed 07-20-2004 12:36 PM

Looks like a longer haired dog with a haircut

NoCarrier 07-20-2004 12:37 PM

Sobe?!

Juicy D. Links 07-20-2004 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Sobe?!
:1orglaugh

kimzar 07-20-2004 12:58 PM

:eek2

Rankings 07-20-2004 01:00 PM

half shaved dog

Jdoughs 07-20-2004 01:08 PM

Looks like a hyote to me..lol

axelcat 07-20-2004 01:09 PM

looks very trippy

crockett 07-20-2004 01:10 PM

The Dingo ate your baby?

Jdoughs 07-20-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
The Dingo ate your baby?
LMAO :1orglaugh

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 07-20-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
Looks like a hyote to me..lol

Manowar 07-20-2004 01:11 PM

looks like a fucked up dog or a fox

Dirty F 07-20-2004 01:12 PM

Looks like a hyena with most of its hair missing.

Rankings 07-20-2004 01:14 PM

this thread is slow
we will never get there at this rate

cfU 07-20-2004 01:14 PM

I'm going w/ a hyena. They're everywhere n Maryland!

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545314.jpg
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545317.jpg

fr8 07-20-2004 01:17 PM

Looks like years of inbreeding to me.

jimmyf 07-20-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cfU
I'm going w/ a hyena. They're everywhere n Maryland!

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545314.jpg
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545317.jpg


hyena's are not suppose to in Maryland, last time I checked they are not native 2
Maryland :1orglaugh

carefull a lot of people on GFY will beleive you then you got's it all over the world in nothing flat.

doober 07-20-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Looks like a hyena with most of its hair missing.
yep, or maybe it has been cross bred

cfU 07-20-2004 01:34 PM

I cant wait to get my own hyena, heard
they make good family pets.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Platinum Red 07-20-2004 01:44 PM

well the pic is really fuzzy but it does look kind of like a hyena,

Greg B 07-20-2004 01:57 PM

Well since it's ass is shaved, if they teach it to walk backwards it might pass as one of these Hollywood airhead women who hang out at Starbucks looking to date some guy who looks like 'that guy' on the music video.

BigasMoe 07-20-2004 02:03 PM

Looks like a cross between a piggy and a dog. Call it a DIggy!:warning

Pleasurepays 07-20-2004 02:07 PM

Looks like the head/neck of a hyena.

Lauren 07-20-2004 02:10 PM

that's a hyena.. maybe somebody did bring it in maryland but decided to release it. it's har to take care of one. :2 cents:

Morgan 07-20-2004 02:11 PM

hyena, i would guess

EscortBiz 07-20-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
that's a hyena.. maybe somebody did bring it in maryland but decided to release it. it's har to take care of one. :2 cents:
how come its so friendly?

ShellyCrash 07-20-2004 04:53 PM

Some asshole probably imported one because he thought it would make a "neat" pet.

HYENA
http://www.nrm.se/jourhavande_biolog/images/hyena.jpg
MYSTERY ANIMAL
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545314.jpg

HYENA
http://www.dongettyphoto.com/kenya/images/new/Hyena.jpg
MYSTERY ANIMAL
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545320.jpg

ShellyCrash 07-20-2004 04:57 PM

HYENA

Aww- what the fuck? Damn Toon Porn! Some sick shit.

TheWildcard 07-20-2004 04:59 PM

They should use a better camera... fuckin cheap idiots.

Floridiot 07-20-2004 05:00 PM

looks to be more like a tasmanian tiger without hair but they're supposed to be extinct. very similar in shape

tasmanian tiger

Lace 07-20-2004 05:36 PM

That thing comes near me hes getting a bullet in him...:Graucho


I can see it now..Me walking out the backyard and seeing some rancid wild animal running at me...and BOOM!
Neighbors would really love me then. :1orglaugh

wyldblyss 07-20-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
Some asshole probably imported one because he thought it would make a "neat" pet.

HYENA
http://www.nrm.se/jourhavande_biolog/images/hyena.jpg
MYSTERY ANIMAL
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545314.jpg

HYENA
http://www.dongettyphoto.com/kenya/images/new/Hyena.jpg
MYSTERY ANIMAL
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545320.jpg

The second and third picture look very similar. Notice how the bald one looks like it has the mane of the hyena? It could be a sick hyena.

mcmc 07-20-2004 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
The second and third picture look very similar. Notice how the bald one looks like it has the mane of the hyena? It could be a sick hyena.
na, i dont think its a hyena. Compare the tail

crockett 07-20-2004 07:54 PM

*edit again no worky



bastards

EscortBiz 07-20-2004 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Floridiot
looks to be more like a tasmanian tiger without hair but they're supposed to be extinct. very similar in shape

tasmanian tiger

def looks like it


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