Ladies and gentlemen, this is how kind I am...
 

So my friend was sick yesterday, she had a bad stomach flu. Just the shits.. runs you know how it is (well p1mpdogg does anyways)

So I went and bought her a care package. What did it include?

Box of Lucky Charms
2 tins of chicken noodle soup
12 Lifesaver Popcicles
Fruit Punch

And a boquet of flowers.


Now do I know how to score points or what?

i don't feel so good :Graucho

And you still didnt hit it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

immodium

well at least your freinds a she

You forgot toilet paper??? Man that sucks..


But to really show love to someone with the hershy squirts, you need to get them baby wipes..

What a gentleman :)

you are good man:thumbsup

Fag.

nope... I still didn't get any

LOL if u r trying to score points u just failed, u have now officially obtained the "shoulder to cry on" status, dont worry bro we all learn sometime. ;)

Probably best to wait till AFTER she get rid of the shits before you try to hit it.

Your such a sweetheart Brad! :)

Awwwww fuck... you may be right on this one.

EDIT: can I regain my composure by going to her house and smacking her in the mouth and telling her who's boss?

Awwww.... how nice.


:thumbsup

No medicine?? Pepto? Anything? :(

nice :)

That wasn't the point. She had all that stuff anyways.

that's very sweet. dr booty aaproves.

did she atleast share the soup with you?

You have to be an asshole to her once she's better, girls love assholes

ok... then that's cool. I'm willing to bet she was really happy :thumbsup

now i want one to brad

:thumbsup

It's too late for that. Just go to the pepto-bismol aisle at the drugstore and wait for another cute girl to come along. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dude she had the runs..she is liable to shit all over him lol

What he said.