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Bake 07-19-2004 08:26 PM

Post funny reason why surfers should buy porn
 
whats some good ones ?

sickkittens 07-19-2004 08:28 PM

because it helps control the pet population

Tom_PMs 07-19-2004 08:30 PM

because idle hands do the devils work

Entropy 07-19-2004 08:30 PM

Jesus wants them to.

bringer 07-19-2004 08:32 PM

because stone cold says so

ZanyCash Larry 07-19-2004 10:09 PM

If they don't all the crazy pornographers on this board will be forced to get real mainstream jobs and they will have actual contact with other humans :(

sumphatpimp 07-19-2004 10:14 PM

cause you won't get aids from jerking off

brizzad 07-19-2004 10:21 PM

this thread is tight when you're high :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 07-19-2004 10:23 PM

Because if they don't join at least one paysite in their lifetime, they will never really know how good the quality of pictures and movies are on the TGPs.

pxxx 07-19-2004 10:27 PM

Masturbation is the safest sex.:glugglug

Bake 07-19-2004 11:16 PM

Your dick wont fall off from just looking at porn.

brizzad 07-19-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bake
Your dick wont fall off from just looking at porn.

that one sucked

Zester 07-20-2004 12:57 AM

it might be more interactive than fucking your wife (if you're wife is over 50)

nofx 07-20-2004 12:59 AM

because jesus saids so

boardersweetie 07-20-2004 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
cause you won't get aids from jerking off
I like that one.


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