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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    10 reasons why you shouldn't use this or that program

    i have a philosophy regarding online adult business, and it kinda goes like this.

    1. if someone or a program has to tell you they are honest they usually arn't.

    2. endorsements from emloyees of a program are WORTHLESS, and companies that encourage people to post as such have no class.

    3. references ARE NOT having another employee contact you from the same company. References must be people KNOWN by the person already or they are worthless. SOOOO few people GET this. Woop de fucking do billy bob uses that company, who the fuck is billy bob?

    4. Everyone shaves, i don't care WHO you're talking about - some sales don't get counted - whether it's by accident or design, it happens, get over it and stop saying you don't shave.

    5. Hosted galleries shouldn't redirect or install anything - those that do these tricks arn't worth doing business with. That INCLUDES geo targeting on the gallery, not the paysite link. YES - we know. Soon I may be posting names too if it keeps happening to clients of mine that use hosted galleries and buy pre-paid spots with them.

    6. just cause i met you doen't mean i'm now gona be nice to you on the boards. Just cause you biught my sig doesn't mean i'm gona endorse you in my posting.

    7. the hotter the sales rep - the more useless the program and the more likly they will shave you or fuck you somehow. esp those that hop into the sac with you readily - although i must admit - i DO love those programs. I'll never use them, but i LOVE them for trying....

    8. if you see top company execs posting to gfy a lot then they arn't working on your acohahahaha. Think about it.

    9. ccbill, epoch, and others arn't the reason the company fucked up on stats the other day and didn't count the sales- we KNOW that - duuuu.

    10. You're all idiots
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • 49thParallel
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 1197

    #2
    Well...I won't promote Playboycash for the same reasons I wouldn't promote AdultPlayersClub (see my other thread today).

    Any other questions.....

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    • psyko514
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      • Oct 2002
      • 22366

      #3
      nice post

      especially the part about the programs who think having hot sales reps will make em a ton of cash.

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      • galleryseek
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 8234

        #4
        Originally posted by SleazyDream

        6. just cause i met you doen't mean i'm now gona be nice to you on the boards.
        oh boo hoo!!!!! there's actually people who care? LOL

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          Originally posted by SleazyDream
          8. if you see top company execs posting to gfy a lot then they arn't working on your acohahahaha. Think about it.
          what is "acohahahaha?" I thought it was account, but that doesn't haha for me, so really interested in what that word is.

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          • andrej_NDC
            Registered User
            • May 2004
            • 7760

            #6
            Originally posted by SleazyDream
            some sales don't get counted - whether it's by accident or design, it happens, get over it and stop saying you don't shave.
            thats not shaving, thats a bug

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            • psyko514
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              • Oct 2002
              • 22366

              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              what is "acohahahaha?" I thought it was account, but that doesn't haha for me, so really interested in what that word is.
              he most likely misspelled account as acocunt and the word cunt is a banned termed.

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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                Originally posted by baddog
                what is "acohahahaha?" I thought it was account, but that doesn't haha for me, so really interested in what that word is.
                it was account - don't know why it did that?
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • p1mpdogg
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16714

                  #9
                  believe 10% of what he says, then you should be ok... his logic is slightly fucked up.
                  A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                  • SleazyDream
                    I'm here for SPORT
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 41470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                    thats not shaving, thats a bug
                    shaver
                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                    Now read without the word dog.

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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470

                      #11
                      Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                      believe 10% of what he says, then you should be ok... his logic is slightly fucked up.
                      reread #1
                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                      Now read without the word dog.

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by psyko514
                        he most likely misspelled account as acocunt and the word cunt is a banned termed.
                        very good, I bet you are right

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                        • p1mpdogg
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16714

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                          reread #1
                          you got something to say? say it.
                          A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                          • Pornwolf
                            Drunk and Unruly
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 22712

                            #14
                            I agree with all but one line.
                            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                            Webair, bitches.

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                              it was account - don't know why it did that?
                              okay, then I guess I am at a loss, what kind of "work" do you expect done on your account? The script counts the hits and sales, the accountant prints out the checks . . . is there something I am missing?

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                              • galleryseek
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 8234

                                #16
                                Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                you got something to say? say it.
                                i do tough guy. you're gay.

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                                • Paul Markham
                                  Too old to care
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 52942

                                  #17
                                  Good post.



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                                  • censored
                                    Registered User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 47

                                    #18
                                    tyvm, Sleazy.
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                                    • Serge Litehead
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 5190

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                      I agree with all but one line.
                                      would be nice if #4 wasn't true.

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                                      • emthree
                                        Dialer Kingpin
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 10816

                                        #20
                                        How do you feel about
                                        1) Webmasters searching for programs that offer free hosting.
                                        2) Programs that offer free hosting.

                                        I understand certain spots will shoot your bill skyhigh, mgp included. But wtf? How productive can a freeloading webmaster be, esp the ones who cannot pay for hosting. Certain programs like to go the extra length to gain webmasters, but what's the point when you have 100s of unproductive webmasters. The productive worth while webmasters are probably all searching for the best converting, not the programs who throw themselves out there to be whored out.

                                        excuse my rant - just seen one too many "free hosting needed" posts

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                                        • sheldonjuan
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 875

                                          #21
                                          do you have a list of sleazydream approved sponsors?
                                          fuck it, I dont need a sig!

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                                          • SleazyDream
                                            I'm here for SPORT
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 41470

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sheldonjuan
                                            do you have a list of sleazydream approved sponsors?
                                            i should do this, and just to make it funny - charge people to get their site listed on that
                                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                            Now read without the word dog.

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                                            • p1mpdogg
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 16714

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              i should do this, and just to make it funny - charge people to get their site listed on that
                                              id pay you 30 dollars
                                              A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                              • Babagirls
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 18812

                                                #24
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                                                • emthree
                                                  Dialer Kingpin
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 10816

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sheldonjuan
                                                  do you have a list of sleazydream approved sponsors?
                                                  1) Pibcash

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                                                  • andrej_NDC
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 7760

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                    shaver
                                                    I dont need to, Im not paying per SU

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                                                    • ClamSmacker
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 677

                                                      #27
                                                      Yabba Dabba Dooo,
                                                      I just passed through,
                                                      And left you a heap of poo!

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                                                      • hova
                                                        Traffillionaire
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 22430

                                                        #28
                                                        nice post!
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                                                        • IPK
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                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 4209

                                                          #29
                                                          I read what you said but all I remember is, "WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH "
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                                                          • emmanuelle
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 3662

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream



                                                            7. the hotter the sales rep - the more useless the program and the more likly they will shave you or fuck you somehow. esp those that hop into the sac with you readily - although i must admit - i DO love those programs. I'll never use them, but i LOVE them for trying....


                                                            9. ccbill, epoch, and others arn't the reason the company fucked up on stats the other day and didn't count the sales- we KNOW that - duuuu.

                                                            I love these two!
                                                            (I disagree with 8 though, and 10 is subjective)

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                                                            • Fabuleux
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 2543

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                              10. You're all idiots
                                                              Homo


                                                              I like rule no. 7

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                                                              • emmanuelle
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 3662

                                                                #32
                                                                Dont forget the sales reps who show their tits at every opportunity!

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                                                                • EviLGuY
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 12745

                                                                  #33
                                                                  You know what has always annoyed me about most programs? How almost no program will carry your webmaster referral link through on anyone clicking on the "webmasters" link on a paysite you send traffic to..

                                                                  Just one of the many small ways programs screw you.

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                                                                  • slapass
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 14625

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                    i have a philosophy regarding online adult business, and it kinda goes like this.

                                                                    1. if someone or a program has to tell you they are honest they usually arn't.

                                                                    2. endorsements from emloyees of a program are WORTHLESS, and companies that encourage people to post as such have no class.

                                                                    3. references ARE NOT having another employee contact you from the same company. References must be people KNOWN by the person already or they are worthless. SOOOO few people GET this. Woop de fucking do billy bob uses that company, who the fuck is billy bob?

                                                                    4. Everyone shaves, i don't care WHO you're talking about - some sales don't get counted - whether it's by accident or design, it happens, get over it and stop saying you don't shave.

                                                                    5. Hosted galleries shouldn't redirect or install anything - those that do these tricks arn't worth doing business with. That INCLUDES geo targeting on the gallery, not the paysite link. YES - we know. Soon I may be posting names too if it keeps happening to clients of mine that use hosted galleries and buy pre-paid spots with them.

                                                                    6. just cause i met you doen't mean i'm now gona be nice to you on the boards. Just cause you biught my sig doesn't mean i'm gona endorse you in my posting.

                                                                    7. the hotter the sales rep - the more useless the program and the more likly they will shave you or fuck you somehow. esp those that hop into the sac with you readily - although i must admit - i DO love those programs. I'll never use them, but i LOVE them for trying....

                                                                    8. if you see top company execs posting to gfy a lot then they arn't working on your acohahahaha. Think about it.

                                                                    9. ccbill, epoch, and others arn't the reason the company fucked up on stats the other day and didn't count the sales- we KNOW that - duuuu.

                                                                    10. You're all idiots
                                                                    Weird, I just send traffic the company that pays me the most. neat to see you don't need to care about that.

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                                                                    • emmanuelle
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 3662

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                      You know what has always annoyed me about most programs? How almost no program will carry your webmaster referral link through on anyone clicking on the "webmasters" link on a paysite you send traffic to..

                                                                      Just one of the many small ways programs screw you.

                                                                      Your cookie is carried through with ccbill sponsors

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                                                                      • TheSenator
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 13330

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream

                                                                        1. if someone or a program has to tell you they are honest they usually arn't.

                                                                        I learned this lesson the hardway. I rather have a company shave a percent upfront so that I know what I am getting into.

                                                                        I stay clear from programs that claim "honesty".
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                                                                        • Peaches
                                                                          Old broad
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 13933

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                          5. Hosted galleries shouldn't redirect or install anything - those that do these tricks arn't worth doing business with. That INCLUDES geo targeting on the gallery, not the paysite link. YES - we know. Soon I may be posting names too if it keeps happening to clients of mine that use hosted galleries and buy pre-paid spots with them.
                                                                          Understand that I have the technical knowledge of my dogs, but is it possible to "selectively" geo target? I would think if you geo targeting domains and/or IP's then they would have to be done accross the board: the sites, galleries, webmaster sign up, etc.......???

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                                                                          • fris
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                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 55750

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                            you got something to say? say it.
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                                                                            • Reak
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 17920

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              i have a philosophy regarding online adult business, and it kinda goes like this.

                                                                              2. endorsements from emloyees of a program are WORTHLESS, and companies that encourage people to post as such have no class.


                                                                              You're such a idiot.

                                                                              Posting on GFY has nothing to do with the business of a person.

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                                                                              • AmeliaG
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 10664

                                                                                #40
                                                                                re #8, I think I'm below the a lot level

                                                                                re #7, anyone you'd recommend
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                                                                                • Biggy2
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 1821

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  those of you who think sleazy is far off the mark, i have news for you -- he isn't.

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                                                                                  • http
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 1811

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    - dialer pop-ups on "console-free" links, for european "third world" traffic that just cannot be billed by CC, really they just don't have cards, the ongoing myth that some sponsors love so much

                                                                                    - little links at the bottom that lead to the site's home page with 2 clicks max, and no wm ID passed through. Support, members, 2257, and from there it goes to the home page, no WM ID

                                                                                    - HUGE URLs on the banners PLUS the links on the hosted galleries PLUS on the pics and movies. It's TYPE-IT-IN-ALREADY.com, remember TYPE-IT-IN-ALREADY.com, click here to go to TYPE-IT-IN-ALREADY.com (or just type it in wink wink)

                                                                                    - 2 or 3 cross sales PRE-checked on the signup form and really small letters. Surfer sees this, confidence is lost and so is the potential sale

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                                                                                    • TheLegacy
                                                                                      SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 18143

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      very wise words sleazy - and those who disagree with you are probably part of those companies you mention, or are good friends of someone who is in that company.

                                                                                      not too many would have the guts to speak out like this.

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                                                                                      • TheLegacy
                                                                                        SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                        • 18143

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Reak
                                                                                        You're such a idiot.

                                                                                        Posting on GFY has nothing to do with the business of a person.
                                                                                        so is this a resource board?? an industry board?? or open to the public??

                                                                                        GFY has everything to do with your business if your in the industry.

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                                                                                        • emmanuelle
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 3662

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by http
                                                                                          -

                                                                                          - little links at the bottom that lead to the site's home page with 2 clicks max, and no wm ID passed through. Support, members, 2257, and from there it goes to the home page, no WM ID

                                                                                          - HUGE URLs on the banners PLUS the links on the hosted galleries PLUS on the pics and movies. It's TYPE-IT-IN-ALREADY.com, remember TYPE-IT-IN-ALREADY.com, click here to go to TYPE-IT-IN-ALREADY.com (or just type it in wink wink)
                                                                                          You're not making any sense. Once you've sent the surfer to the page or hosted gallery, your ccbill cookie is in their browser already. You will receive credit.

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                                                                                          • http
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 1811

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by emmanuelle
                                                                                            You're not making any sense. Once you've sent the surfer to the page or hosted gallery, your ccbill cookie is in their browser already. You will receive credit.

                                                                                            There is a world beyond ccbill cookies. Strange, I know

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                                                                                            • cherrylula
                                                                                              lol
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 15969

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              very true

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                                                                                              • Headless
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                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 26727

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Interesting theories...

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                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 41470

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                  Weird, I just send traffic the company that pays me the most. neat to see you don't need to care about that.

                                                                                                  not always smart when dealing with bookmark traffic. i'd rather make a dollar every month for 10 years then 2 dollars a month for 2 months and burn off my surfers
                                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                  • Quotealex
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                    • 6265

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                                                    You know what has always annoyed me about most programs? How almost no program will carry your webmaster referral link through on anyone clicking on the "webmasters" link on a paysite you send traffic to..

                                                                                                    Just one of the many small ways programs screw you.
                                                                                                    Not to mention tour pages with a those "free daily pics" email boxe at the botom of the first page and other traffic leaks...

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