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clickhappy 07-18-2004 11:29 AM

If a woman ever hit you, would you hit her back?
 
What would you do?

TurboAngel 07-18-2004 11:33 AM

I'm a woman so I have the one yes vote.


:winkwink:

Tala 07-18-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
I'm a woman so I have the one yes vote.


:winkwink:

There's three yes votes now, and I bet yours and mine are the only two women who said so. :glugglug

TurboAngel 07-18-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
There's three yes votes now, and I bet yours and mine are the only two women who said so. :glugglug

Yep.


:glugglug

UltraSonic 07-18-2004 11:46 AM

I voted yes but only if she would really hit me to get me down. I knew a girl once who was a kick-boxer and she could hit you so fucking hard believe me, you would go down so if she hits ya, would you hit back? Offcource you would, no point in letting her beat the shit out of you and brake your nose, man or woman, i don't care. If however it is a slap in the face, a kinda "womenly" slap, i wouldn't hit back.

rowan 07-18-2004 11:49 AM

I've had girls try to hit me before. I'm a non violent passive sort of guy, I just grab their wrists so they can't make any further contact with my body. I have to grip pretty hard so it probably hurts them a bit, but doing that usually cools down the situation quickly.

I'm a big guy (6'6) but I'm not the worlds strongest man by any means, I'm sure there are plenty of females that could kick my backside. :) If the above trick didn't work then of course I would have to defend myself.

UltraSonic 07-18-2004 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
I've had girls try to hit me before. I'm a non violent passive sort of guy, I just grab their wrists so they can't make any further contact with my body.
The girl i described above would just kick the shit out of you with her feet, a real piece of work she was lol

detoxed 07-18-2004 12:03 PM

Only hit women with an open hand :1orglaugh

CDSmith 07-18-2004 12:11 PM

<---- total gentleman here. I would never hit a woman first under any circumstances.

However, I don't understand what makes some women think they can hit a man and get away with it simply because they are a woman? That's not the way it works in this new world of equal rights ladies. Sorry. You wanted equality, you got it. I say if you hit a man out of anger then you have it coming right back.... after all, fair is fair.

Having said that, I would in most cases walk away and never look back rather than hit the bitch back. But under certain circumstances... I might unleash the pimp hand.

LadyMischief 07-18-2004 12:14 PM

If he hits me, he better do it good and make sure I stay down, or he's fucking toast.

SleazyDream 07-18-2004 12:22 PM

a woman freaked out on me once - hitting me and went crazy in a rage- i slapped her across the face on the cheek openhanded, it woke her up to the fact that i could really hurt her if i wanted to, it made her stop and i don't regret it. I hade Huge bruses and nail cuts on my arms from stopping her blows against me and i really don't know any other way of making her stop in that situation as i was cornered and couldn't run away without going through her and causing her more pain.

that was the ONLY time I ever intensionally hurt a woman.

Basic_man 07-18-2004 12:29 PM

No, but I'd shake the shit out of her!

Etik Media 07-18-2004 12:30 PM

of course...........stupid question

jollyperv 07-18-2004 12:31 PM

I'd kick her in the pussy.

toddler 07-18-2004 12:50 PM

I was kicked and punched by doped up women a couple of times when I lived in denver. I kicked and punched back. I don't care who you are, you kick someone in the nuts, you'd best be prepared to be kicked right back, nuts or not. As was said above, equal rights are equal rights.

TweetyBird 07-18-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jollyperv
I'd kick her in the pussy.
.... omg

Napolean 07-18-2004 12:53 PM

id teach that bitch a lesson...

well, actually.. more like

me running away with my arms flailing all over in a high pitch scream :1orglaugh

adamneve 07-18-2004 12:53 PM

never,

why should she hit you in the first place?

jennym 07-18-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith

I don't understand what makes some women think they can hit a man and get away with it simply because they are a woman? That's not the way it works in this new world of equal rights ladies. Sorry. You wanted equality, you got it. I say if you hit a man out of anger then you have it coming right back.... after all, fair is fair.


Absolutely!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-18-2004 12:56 PM

absofuckinglutely..same goes if a man hit me .

goBigtime 07-18-2004 01:06 PM

If she hit me like a man, I probably wouldn't hit her back.... but I might shave her fuggin head so she'd look like one.

CDSmith 07-18-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
a woman freaked out on me once - hitting me and went crazy in a rage- i slapped her across the face on the cheek openhanded, it woke her up to the fact that i could really hurt her if i wanted to, it made her stop and i don't regret it. I hade Huge bruses and nail cuts on my arms from stopping her blows against me and i really don't know any other way of making her stop in that situation as i was cornered and couldn't run away without going through her and causing her more pain.

that was the ONLY time I ever intensionally hurt a woman.

This reminds me of when I was 22, it was my birthday. There was a huge party thrown for me, about 40 people in this friend's house. My girlfriend worked herself into a jealous rage after drinking herself stupid, and on an imagined incident she went mental. I tried to calm her down and she hauled off and broke my nose with a wicked punch to the face that seemed to come out of nowhere.

I did not hit her back for that.

However, a minute later she was throwing shoes at people from the front door, and hit Annie with one right in the back. Annie was my good friend back then, like a little sister to me, and I was very protective of her. I grabbed my idiot girlfriend, carried her outside and tossed her ass-over-teakettle over a 5-foot snowbank and told her to fucking cool off.

Btw, this girlfriend was the girl from the interlake that I almost married. heh heh

I ended up having to leave my own party, had to drive that psychobitch home, her arguing and blabbering drunkenly the whole way. Ug..... the memories. GFY drama has nothing on the kind of drama I've experienced in real life.

Tom_PMs 07-18-2004 01:13 PM

I dont know. It depends on the situation

angeleyes 07-18-2004 01:14 PM

I'm 5ft 2in and I slapped my exhusband (6ft 4)upside the face when he informed me he was fucking my best friend....... he then picked me up off the floor by my throat until I passed out. :321GFY Which later involved me having to jump off a second story balcony to get away from him... I was 95 lbs, he was 210. I don't call that equal rights.

I avoid "fights" at all costs.

alexg 07-18-2004 01:19 PM

I would just hold her or something so she couldn't hit me anymore..
that would be the best punishment for her

CDSmith 07-18-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
I'm 5ft 2in and I slapped my exhusband (6ft 4)upside the face when he informed me he was fucking my best friend....... he then picked me up off the floor by my throat until I passed out. :321GFY Which later involved me having to jump off a second story balcony to get away from him... I was 95 lbs, he was 210. I don't call that equal rights.

I avoid "fights" at all costs.

No, in that sense it isn't. You probably shouldn't have hit him though. I say let a lawyer do your hitting for you, walk away from a prick like that and never look back.

No hitting required.

Ar3s 07-18-2004 01:25 PM

I dont know. It depends on the situation

XX_RydeR 07-18-2004 01:25 PM

i voted, It depends on the situation..

and CDSmith - i couldnt have put that any better than you did.
good call..

:2 cents:

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-18-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
I'm 5ft 2in and I slapped my exhusband (6ft 4)upside the face when he informed me he was fucking my best friend....... he then picked me up off the floor by my throat until I passed out. :321GFY Which later involved me having to jump off a second story balcony to get away from him... I was 95 lbs, he was 210. I don't call that equal rights.

I avoid "fights" at all costs.

you should have slapped him with a cast iron skillet to the side of the head then kicked his nuts in while he was out... got to make that first swing count.

More Booze 07-18-2004 01:26 PM

Nah, usually I let them hit me until I bleed, I just stand there, most of the times they stop hitting me when it happens, heh...

TheEnforcer 07-18-2004 03:01 PM

Nope, no way I would.

Babagirls 07-18-2004 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
absofuckinglutely..same goes if a man hit me .
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Fizzgig 07-18-2004 03:11 PM

Female here and I pity the bitch who takes a swing at me.
:winkwink:

reynold 07-18-2004 08:36 PM

it depends...iie if it's my momma or me girl...i won't...if it was some crazy bitch i don't know and she starts beating me for nothing...Good God I would slam her hard

Spunky 07-18-2004 08:41 PM

Depends on the situation...I wouldn't retaliate unless she was going to gouge my eyes if she hits me it's because I deserve it :glugglug

jscott 07-18-2004 08:44 PM

if somebody has the nerve, the balls to hit you, that gives you the right to hit them back in my opinion

i would never hit a girl but they would definately deserve to get hit back

KRL 07-18-2004 08:52 PM

My first wife was latin and had a big time temper when she got mad. This was when I was in my early 20's and I should never have gotten married yet. Anyway by the 2nd year it was turning into a nightmare and I couldn't deal with it any more and told her I wanted a divorce. Her response was to hit me over the head with a tennis racket and then she got a huge kitchen knife and tried to nail me with it. I kept my cool and just left so she would chill out. When I came back all my clothes including my nice Italian suits were dumped in the driveway. Despite all that I never hit her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My second wife once threw a set of keys at my face at full force and missed my right eye by about an inch. It hurt like hell and I was totally freaked she deliberately aimed for my face. I ran up to her and took her down to the floor and sat on her tummy holding her arms back and told her if she ever did that again I'd file assault and battery charges and have her arrested.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ahhhh the joy of marriage. NOT!

Stay single guys. Seriously, unless you enjoy pain. :)

Spunky 07-18-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
My first wife was latin and had a big time temper when she got mad. This was when I was in my early 20's and I should never have gotten married yet. Anyway by the 2nd year it was turning into a nightmare and I couldn't deal with it any more and told her I wanted a divorce. Her response was to hit me over the head with a tennis racket and then she got a huge kitchen knife and tried to nail me with it. I kept my cool and just left so she would chill out. When I came back all my clothes including my nice Italian suits were dumped in the driveway. Despite all that I never hit her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My second wife once threw a set of keys at my face at full force and missed my right eye by about an inch. It hurt like hell and I was totally freaked she deliberately aimed for my face. I ran up to her and took her down to the floor and sat on her tummy holding her arms back and told her if she ever did that again I'd file assault and battery charges and have her arrested.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ahhhh the joy of marriage. NOT!

Stay single guys. Seriously, unless you enjoy pain. :)

Sounds like a few of my Ex's...Marriage scares the shit out of me because of these types of situations...I don't want some bitch going Lorena Bobbit on me :uhoh

brizzad 07-18-2004 09:05 PM

if a girl is tough enough to hit a guy, then they should be tough enough to take whatever kind of reaction the guy has... back when i was dating this one really ghetto white girl, she punched me in the chin and busted it open, so i threw her into a wall and pulled her shoulder out of place in the process.. however, me and this girl are both really good at sex, so when we had make-up sex the next morning, it made us forget about everything :thumbsup

KRL 07-18-2004 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Sounds like a few of my Ex's...Marriage scares the shit out of me because of these types of situations...I don't want some bitch going Lorena Bobbit on me :uhoh
Yeh, my first was easily that type. When she pulled out the big kitchen knife I was thinking holy shit she's a fucking psycho.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chodadog 07-18-2004 09:09 PM

No, but i would restrain her. Hold her arms or whatever, to stop her from hitting me.

jukeboxfrank 07-18-2004 09:29 PM

My first wife would get up in my face and threaten me with
what ever was in her hand at the time. What always calmed her down is I would say very very calmly that first she should call
911 and ask for an ambulance because after she would be unable to and I would be too pissed off to call for her.
I only ask for the same respect I give to others there really
should be no need for a man or women to hit each other.

kowntafit 07-18-2004 09:45 PM

I'd try to restrain her or push her back.

Dagwolf 07-18-2004 09:48 PM

I'd tie her up and drip hot candlewax on her nipples...

Grammar Police 07-18-2004 09:50 PM

It doesn't matter if she hit you or not. You should always beat your woman. They like a man who is in control and isn't afraid to show it.

Grammar Police 07-18-2004 09:51 PM

What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing! You've already told her twice.

Nader 07-18-2004 10:09 PM

I chose Never. If a girl hits a man usaully he deserves it and should take it like a man.

Repetitive Monkey 07-18-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
I chose Never. If a girl hits a man usaully he deserves it and should take it like a man.
And not the other way around? You are sexist by definition.

pure energy 07-19-2004 03:34 AM

i am a gentleman so i never hit any woman ever

Odin88 07-19-2004 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
I'm 5ft 2in and I slapped my exhusband (6ft 4)upside the face when he informed me he was fucking my best friend....... he then picked me up off the floor by my throat until I passed out. :321GFY Which later involved me having to jump off a second story balcony to get away from him... I was 95 lbs, he was 210. I don't call that equal rights.

I avoid "fights" at all costs.

The fact that yuo are smaller than him really shouldn't have a lot to do with it. I am not going to go into the whole 'this situation, that situation' scenarios, but a women of your size shoudl obviously realise you should not pick a fight with a guy who is 6ft 4. It is like a small guy picking a fight with a huge guy, and throwing the first punch, than when upon retaliation crying foul because of the size difference. I have changed my stance on this issue a bit over the years, though I personally would not bring myself to hit a women who honestly did not hurt me with her attack, I would not blame a guy who retaliated with equal force to what she used against him.


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