How Much Do Women Get Payed to...
 

hug and kiss all these ugly ass webmasters at conferences..

:eek7

I pay my ladies in sweet sweet lovin.

fuck i remember being at 2 conferences and it was soo fucking sleazy, all these fat sweaty men trying to get up on ya.

i still have nightmares.

That the same with people who have bad breath... have you ever noticed that for some reason, they always seem to want to tell you secrets?

I pay my bitches $376.45 an hour + benefits.
Comes out to be roughly $.10 a second.

*remembers to pack breath mints and hand sanitizer*

Hey, can you keep a secret?

lots and lots of $$$

hmmm.. i'll try to control myself next tim eI go to a conference and see ya there

or hell next time I see ya anywhere.. i'll hold myself back

benefits?:1orglaugh

No shit- and they can never take the hint when you offer up the gum!

:1orglaugh

Hey man longtime no see......how's Montreal handling life without me? :1orglaugh

They don't get paid. All the pictures taken from the parties will help them promote their sites.

:glugglug