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Marijuana Drug-Test
Hello does anybody have any information on how to pass a marijuana piss test?
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There are plenty of ways to go about this.
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Take gold seal (4 hours before the test). Or take a lot of niacin. Niacin is what is in most of those pass piss test kits. Niacin cleans the piss at a pretty fast rate however, one must remember to drink a lot (and I mean a lot of water, cranberry juice, and lemonade). If you are going to do it with niacin you still need to be doing it for a a week to two weeks. If you really are in a pinch then take the gold seal.
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Drink an assload of water before you go in .
it worked for me when I was a teen |
TAKEN FROM EROWID
Washing your system - How much water and for how long? In an emergency you can start drinking water as soon as one hour before the test, 4-6 hours is recommended. There is no known universal dosage, but you should be urinating so often it is ridiculous. One drawback is that watery urine is produced. Sometimes urine is rejected on the basis of its color alone. Taking B-complex vitamins will help keep the urine yellow. * Drinking vinegar does not work. * Urinaid is one additive that works every time. Pour the contents of the vail into your sample during the collection procedure. Don't drink it! This method will not work on RIA - it won't pass military tests. * Visine does not work. * Powdered urine from Byrd Labs works fine for those not sure about the integrity of a friends sample. Prepare ahead of time,directions are included. * Niacin and Golden Seal have shown encouragement, but they are inconsistant. Don't rely on the ibuprofen alibi. Anyone who has taken enough ibuprofen to cause a false positive above the 100ng cut-off (impossible) can rest assured: The GC/MS confirmation tests will confirm that it is indeed ibuprofen. * The length of time or a THC positive varies. The average time for the regular user is less than two weeks. Water is a good method for these people, as insurance. An infrequent user should not have to worry after a couple of days. * Substitution is the most interesting and challenging approach. IF you really hate the Bladder Cops, this can be quite gratifying. If you are using a friend's urine, be sure you know what drugs they have taken over the last month. There is no definitive test for amphetamines, OTC remidies such as Contac and Alka-Seltzer are notorious. If you don't list it, most any drug can get you into just as much trouble. For any substitution be prepared to give 60cc. Also be sure it falls within the 91-97 degree temperature range. Most often the test containers have a tape on the side indicating the samples temp. Whatever the container, it must open quietly. Toilet paper is a convienient, provided, insulator. Many collections require that you change into a `gown.' By using a vial or condom taped to the inner thigh, you can get around the gown as well as the temperature requirement. Most importantly - practice! Practice until you have made it a fine art. a woman with a shirt can fake urination even with an observer in the room. A man with his back to an observer can do just as well. Abbie Hoffman suggested a few drops of urine on the seat or on ones shoe as an added measure of authenticity. * If you can't pass the test - screw over the chain of custody. This involves safety seals, signatures and treating your urine like serious stuff. Act nervous. Sign the papers differently in different places. Initial the wrong place and then scribble it out. If the official is not paying attention, mark in the `do not mark' areas. These papers are reviewed before analysis, if they are inconsistant, your sample will be voided. * If you fail the test, Raise hell. A urine test gone wrong can make a passive person rabid. Don't take it to court. It is virtually impossible to win a case, especially in pre-employment. All positive samples are kept in the labs for two years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Urinaid and Powered Urine are both available through Butterfield-Jay Foundation, P.O. Box 57214, Oklahoma City, OK 73157. For more information call (405) 521-URINE. A machine will answer. Calls will be returned collect. Two samples for $25 or ten for $100, for both products. NORML operates a Drug Testing & Information Hotline. The charge is $2.95 per minute. 900-97-NORML GOOD LUCK |
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For the record I have know on 3 people who passed tests on the nicain method, though erowid contends that it is stilly risky on it's own.
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There are special products that remove drugs from your body.
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I should also add that if you are trying to straight up destroy the test, dip your finger in chlorine before you go to the test. Or even just have a tiny amount of it with you. Even a drop of clorine the size of a pin head will ruin the test.
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Dont use your piss.
for around 20 bucks you can buy a package of UR N Luck... synthetic piss and a warmer to keep it body temp. kinda like this here, but 'shops' in your area will have it http://www.tests-shop.com/product72/product_info.html |
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Don't smoke Marajuana!:rasta
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There are no cheats, just don't smoke within 72 hours of the piss-test. It should be out of your piss by then...
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Most companies are dropping piss tests anyway and going with hair tests.. No real way to fuck that system over.
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avoid the test. :1orglaugh
Thats why I started working for myself. I don't drug test myself.:thumbsup |
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Your piss recovers fast :) |
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There's detox shampoo for hair too if they are doing hair tests.
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I think a hair-test is just too expencive for a 'regular' test..
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Thank god I've never had the type of job where I had to even think about a piss test.
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i need to do a piss test for my last week of probation
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Don't smoke it for a few days... casual smokers are clear in 2, chronic users in 7.
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Vale's
works everytime if you follow the directions I remember the days of corporate America whe I had to do them for every interview- I got jobs at Fortune 100 companies too using the stuff- |
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