For one hour, I;'ll answer anything truthfully!
 

Ok. I don't usually post when I'm drunkid, but tongith I make an exceptions so .....

For the next hour, ask me anything about any body, any program, any company, and since drink works like truth serum on me, I wil tell you my Honest No-Spin opinion of them! (Provided I know them of course). Ok, it's like 2;30ish here, Eastern. You got an hour.

So, shoot ... ask away@!!

What is the REAL story behind the Netpond lawsuit a couple of years ago?

please stop wasting our time and just pass out damn it

Did OraclePorn fuck your grandma?

do you cheat

Joe, as far as I know, Nick got Netpond from Meat and so he had to sue to get it back.

SD, toldja before, if you don't know me and I'm wasting your time, why are you reading and posting, silly?

I have had no dealings with Oracle Porn. Nor has my dead grandma. :)

JB, digusting as it may sound, I'm horribly honest. It sucks, but tis the truth.

what jurisdiction and bank account is better for an offshore company and bank account for adult stuff?

What everyone here really wants to know is...


http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/arnie_kindcop.jpg

Where does photosynthesis occur?


Also, what is lactic acid fermentation?

I think nowadays almost any offshore stuff doesn't guarantee you safe haven. But if I had to choose, I'd pick either the Bahamas or the Caymans for near-by offshore.

Gibralter is probably the best one for European off-shore. At least that's what people have told me.

Joe, come on. Nothing else you want to ask? :)

Photosynthesis occurs in the xylem and the pholum.

Lactic refers to milk. Fermentation refers to the time something sits until a chemical reaction when mixed with other ingredients ferments. :)

Why do the nice guys always finish last? And a follow-up, why do the extreme assholes that are here to screw people and cheat and lie get so much respect and a following of some kind?

Who am I?

how did you get started in this biz? :glugglug

oh and umm....cheers! :winkwink:

Nice guys finish last because they have this weakness (that they think is a strength) called morals. Assholes have none, therefore with nothing to hold them back, and no conscious, they will -- despite what you see in epics and comic books -- always win.

They gain respect because losers with ethics and morals who want money and can't achieve it applaud them for doing what they cannot do.

BraM, you are BradM.

This implies the opposite, of course. When you are sober, you are prone to dishonesty?

Wow, for being lit that was a really good answer, cheers man! :glugglug

I got started in this business in January 1998. I acutally spent a few months reading YNOT board (the ONLY open board at the time) and figuring out the lay of the land before jumping in. After a few months I started my first freesite on an offshore host (unknowing run by hacker morons) in Denmark. When their site wouldn't stay up, I was screwed for a few months.

When I got my own hosting in January '98, therefore, if when I consider myself as having acutally started in the biz. And cheers back to you. :)

Lactic Acid Fermentation is when your muscles runs out of O2 aka Oxygen and then it starts to form lactic acid, which is the reason your muscle burns after running for a long period of time. :thumbsup

Drav for being such an old timer in the biz what sites do you run today that are the most profitable for you ?

Hi Elli. I remember you back when I was just a surfer and not a webmaster. You've been in the biz quite a long time and are very cute.

No, to answer your question, when I am sober I tend to be inhibited in the sense that I answer with diplomacy and with discretion. I just happen to be unhibited right now, so I may answer with things I normally would not say. Sober I am an honest person, just more ... discreet. :)

Thank you, newbreed. I think I the hamburger and soup I had are slowly making me sober. hehe

pxxx, ok, if you say so. I'm still too buzzed to go search that up, so I guess I'll take your word for it. :)

What's the number, name, address, expiry and pin for all of your credit cards?

Well he is A+ in my books. He sure is honest!

If you already knew the answer, why ask the question? :Graucho


Edit: Oh wait, sorry. I'm supposed to ask DRAVYK the questions here. So Dravyk... if he already knew the answer, why did he ask you the question? :Graucho

Mmm. The only one's I would divulge at this time would be my six years old links list, FreePornList.com, my resource AllOfEm.com (and while not a site as much as a script), ContentGod.com.

Anything else I have either doesn't do as well, or does a lot better, but I'm not telling. (See, I'm honest. Just doesn't mean I'm totally open. hehehe)

Excellent answer! Thank you for the compliment and the candid answer. :) :thumbsup Cheers to ya, and I hope you don't have a hangover in the morning!

Honesty and total stupidity do not equate. Nice try though.

hehe Thank you, BradM.

Elli, I hope not either. :)

For a drunk person, if you answer this it will be incredible.

Solve for X:

4x + 3 -2x= 3x+9-3

good luck mate, I always do this to some buddies and see how drunk they really are. If you can do it, you can drink and drive.














jking


:1orglaugh

when are you going to get back to me on the script?

:Graucho

I knew that one would change the tune here :)

how much do you earn per month?

you did great man. For a drunk person, you are not bad at all. Hehe. Wish i can be that concentrated when i am drunk.:1orglaugh :thumbsup

pxxx ... I can't do algebra when I'm sober. But if this helps, pi is 3.1459 ...

Dig, my one programmer is having a baby. (Ok, his wife is to be more accurate.) The second programmer is busy with a project for the next 6-8 days. As for getting back to you, I just did. :)

Julian, same tune.

JB, I know the answer, I just won't answer it is all. :)

At least it's not a quadratic.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the answer was -3 btw, quadratic is a pain in the ass.


I put algebra out because that is the only shit i remember from high school, other than biology. :1orglaugh

I'm scared to think of what Dravyk thinks of me while he's drunk :winkwink:

alright well holler soon. I can't rush you after letting this sit for six months, but I hate projects sitting around in suspension.

Testing out my math here, x= -1?


/edit.. forgot I could check my own answers. lol. its been a while.

Dig, I know what you mean. I feel better with things off the table as well. Btw, don't forget you are only half paid up. Imagine that? I can remember money when I'm buzzed. And yet, I can. Guess that tells you where my values are. hehe

Seriously though, Dig. We'll get you squared away with Chadworth and Mike and such in a week, figure out where we are, and get everything finished as fast and as accurately as we can. You can count on that!

Masked Man, what do I think of you when I'm sober? hehe

Quadratics? Sounds like math symbols floating in water. Yuck! :)

Thanks, man! Practice makes perfect I guess! hehe

Ok, about 10-15 minutes left. I'm starting to feel more sober already. But I'll keep to my promise. So .... Any more questions?

Come on, Lens. You know you want to. :)

I have no doubt bro, you're one of the good guys ;)

Well, I'm sure you know me better as StuartD on your icq list.

Speaking of which, I have no idea if you'll remember tomorrow, but if you do... hit me up on icq please :)

I am going to paste this question that I made from another thread....


There's this guy that I am talking to, he is my best friend's brother, and he claims that because he masturbates too much and delayed losing his virginity until he was 24 years old, that it somehow caused him to become impotent and ill. He had to quit going to college because of this, and he even had MRI's done, blood tests, brain scans and the doctors say that nothing is wrong with him.

I have been having a crush on this dude for the last year or so and we only started talking on the phone recently and he's opening up to me. I like him A LOT, but I think that he is weird because he is CONVINCED that not having sex is what caused him to become ill and impotent. He claims it has something to do with sexual exhaustion from over masturbation PLUS excessive wieght lifting that caused this and the toxins from his bodies are not being released... Or something weird like that... And he told his family that he thinks he is going to die because he has constant pain...

Has anyone EVER heard of anything like this? Is this real? What is wrong with this dude?

Also he doesn't believe in western medicine, instead he ordered some weird medicine from this guy on line Dr Lin, who is not even a real doctor with no medical credentials...

And I really want to help him.... He ordered the "medical creams" from this whacked out site
http://actionlove.com/
He gets all of his ideas from that website.. Can you please look at it and tell me your opinions?

IMHO, this is a quack doctor, or a scam... site is totally unprofessional and talks about the weirdest shit... The guy is not even a doctor but an engineer... It looks like someone just trying to sell their creams, not legit at all.

Also, I have a feeling it might be psychological... The guy I am talking to might be a little bit Schizophrenic because he says things like "there are ways that you can stay healthy but the doctors all ban together and don't want us to know the truth"... It's like he thinks people are always against him or something...

He's a FINE guy and cute but God, what is wrong with him? I am not kidding, he really thinks this stuff is true...

Dig, thanks bro! Appreciate it! (Btw, we may be closer than I thought. Just read an email saying it was done, but they were waiting for Mike to test it out. But, having said that, I'd rather wait until I read again in the morning after a few cups of coffee to be sure.) Either way, I'll hit you up in ICQ in the afternoon after I check things out, to be certain.

Stuart!!!!! How goes it, bro? Cool, let's talk manana then. :) (I was wondering who the hell you were! hehe)

phogirl69, er, yeah, get him to a shrink and fast.

Also, he has other symptoms as well, he did not just quit school because his penis stopped working. He said he is tired all the time, and he has a constant headache and doesn't feel good.

He think it's the combo of no sex, and too much weight lifting and too much masturbation that caused him to get ill. Has anyone ever heard of anything like this. He also mentions something about "prostaglandin 1" and "acetylcholinge" or something like that, sometimes I'm not really sure what he is talking about...

I am thinking it could be pshychological because I found brochures about depression and schizophrenia in his place...
Or could be just performance anxiety, or he could be afraid of real intimacy.. Don't ask me how but I have a feeling he lost it too a hooker...

Ok, the sobriety seems to have just about kicked in.

Ah, well. Was fun while it lasted. :winkwink:

:)

Lens, I could answer that for you, but it'll cost a lot of $$$$ and beings I'm on good terms with both Meatman and Nick, I still might not tell everything (out of respect to both of them)