How many times a day do you "Fag Off" with yourself ?
 

fag off=masterbate... I'm good for 2 a day. How about you ?

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It has totaly lost it's fun! I hate porn I cant stand to look at the smut!

PIMPLE FACED TEEN GEEK ALERT!

sexxxychat69 = surfer

Your a fucking Hypocrite. Remember I said that the next time your beating yourself like a bongo drum :1orglaugh or are you Dead Inside :winkwink:

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Bootyologist = Old Gross, yucky and Stale :feels-hot

yucky?? How old are you??

Edit: and a better rebuttal to being called a surfer would be to tell us all what you do in the biz.

old enough to know better and that you should relax...i'm just "fucking around" :)

lol

ban this assclown!

notice the avoidance of the "what do you do?" part of my post??

I do traffic for sexxxychat...jeez lighten up bro :)

I'm not a bro...

ahhh ok, Excuse me mam. This thread wasn't intended for female eyes. :winkwink:

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She's a Sis ...

There's this guy that I am talking to, he is my best friend's brother, and he claims that because he masturbates too much and delayed losing his virginity until he was 24 years old, that it somehow caused him to become impotent and ill. He had to quit going to college because of this, and he even had MRI's done, blood tests, brain scans and the doctors say that nothing is wrong with him.

I have been having a crush on this dude for the last year or so and we only started talking on the phone recently and he's opening up to me. I like him A LOT, but I think that he is weird because he is CONVINCED that not having sex is what caused him to become ill and impotent. He claims it has something to do with sexual exhaustion from over masturbation and the toxins from his bodies are not being released... Or something weird like that... And he told his family that he thinks he is going to die because he has constant pain...

Has anyone EVER heard of anything like this? Is this real? What is wrong with this dude?

Also he doesn't believe in western medicine, instead he ordered some weird medicine from this guy on line Dr Lin, who is not even a real doctor with no medical credentials...

Definitly one of the weirdest story i've read....:eek7

Yea, but the sad thing is that it's true... and I really want to help him.... He ordered the "medicine" from this whacked out site
http://www.actionlove.com/

IMHO, this is a quack doctor, or a scam... site is totally unprofessional and talks about the weirdest shit... The guy is not even a doctor but an engineer...

Also, I have a feeling it might be psychological... The guy I am talking to might be a little bit Schizophrenic because he says things like "there are ways that you can stay healthy but the doctors all ban together and don't want us to know the truth"... It's like he thinks people are always against him or something...
I also know because I am friends with his sister and I looked through his place while he went to Vegas and saw some brochures about depression and Schizophrenia, so I think the doctors think this is what is wrong with him...

He's a FINE guy and cute but God, what is wrong with him? I am not kidding, he really thinks this stuff is true...

I'll vouch for this. No bro would wear what boardersweetie was wearing when I talked to her on the phone the other night :glugglug

one of my close friend became schizophrenic and he definitly had those kind of paranoid thoughts...oh and that doctor Lin's website does look fishy if you ask me

ok

I like pizza.:thumbsup

Sounds like a question for the professionals. CAll up Adam Carolla and Dr Drew :winkwink:

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He sounds like a great catch.


His problem may be less physical and more mental. Get him to a good psychologist pronto.

Are you being serious or being sarcastic about him being a good catch? He really IS a good catch, I like him because he's not promiscuous and lost his virginity at 24... and he is good looking, he does not look "weird" at all.... Did you check out the website I posted? Does it look a bit "off" to you? actionlove.com


I don't think he's "crazy", I just think that it is sexual anxiety or performance anxiety..... Since it was his first time maybe he got nervous or something?

Also, I think that he thinks it also has something do with excessive weight lifting and masturbation together that caused him to get ill., not just whacking off