MEN! For the ladies =)
 

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ....... Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ....... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ....... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ....... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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HAHAHA frikin blender haha :1orglaugh

:Graucho
yepp !

hahaha its about time something like this was posted, right on! :)
Freakin funny!

oh lord. Man jokes are almost as good as blonde jokes. :upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thanks for posting that Sherie!

There are two sides to the coin .. most/all of these are easily reversible

:winkwink:

Nice one :1orglaugh

Hehe :)

Lol


You are my hero.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

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First time I see this one ...

Just bashing to bash ... dont actually say nothing good

:thumbsup good one sherie

LOL just bashing to bash? Waaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaa I will call you the waaaaaaaaaambulance. I got it in my email and thought that it was cute.

BossDVDs, You date many women with dicks? I'd same some perhaps, not nearly close to most and definately not all. Dating women with more balls than you doesn't count! ;P)

Elli, if not one of them made you smile, here's .25 buy a sense of humour.

It's funny how everybody seems to get their panties in a bunch over silly man jokes.

Anybody feeling insecure today?

This board bashes woman all day, and we seem to handle it okay. Pussies.

Those were great, forwarding them to all of my girl friends, they should get a kick out of it for sure ;)

it's even funnier when they don't actually wear panties!!! lol...

some ppl just don't have a sense of humour...

I like Blenders!!! too bad I've only used it 2x's!! lol:1orglaugh

Nice :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice, thanks for the laugh!


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Why thank you Joesho, glad you have your humour hat on today.

hehehehe, thanks for making me smile after a fucked up day :thumbsup

Wanna fight? :)

Hahahaha!! Thanks Sherie!!!

those are great sherie...very funny :1orglaugh

You are more than welcome. That was my plan, to put smiles on the faces of the masses LOL I hope that your day gets better!:thumbsup

Alright, hit me Vanilla Ice ;)

hehe first time i seen that one and good one too...

:thumbsup

Nah you are too sweet.... can I hit George for fun? Or maybe Robert now that he is working for you guys? :)

Take a swing at George, we all want to, but can't...

:Graucho

Re-reading this, this what I wanted to say ...'some perhaps, not nearly close to most and definately not all pertain to women...'

There, makes more sense to everyone who can't read babble.

hehehe cute

Too bad David Beckham is not famous in your country

No problem Tera...I'll kick his ass in Miami for you:Graucho

NICE! You will have to find him first tho. LOL

I can always count on you Hank, only before midnight though

We have to be nice to the Geo, or there is no telling what he will do :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thanks!!!

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I know, they can make a bet to see who the last man is standing after a bottle of JD and Johnny Walker LOL:glugglug

har har


j/k

most of these were pretty funny :thumbsup

Rock on Mama

Those made my laugh :)

bottom line is... You'll never be able to resist our boyish charm! :thumbsup

LOL I like the manish charm much better...:winkwink:

sherie is president of the She-woman ManHaters Club.

She only lets us live because she hates manual labor.

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LMFAO I so do not hate men or anyone for that matter....too much energy involved. Although Chadly, you can be first ;)

As for the manual labour, well you're right, who the hell wants man hands? LOL I need a rent-a-husband damnit, those dishes aren't getting done by themselves!:winkwink:

That's actually pretty funny.
I can laugh at myself caus e i'm soooooooo seeeeeeeeexxyyyyyy!!!!

You mean they're actually getting done AT ALL?

that's a good one Sherie:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I can loan you Ice for a weekend, he washes a mean dish. I haven't done dishes since he moved in. :1orglaugh

The only time they don't get done is when I have people that come to visit make a mess and sleep all day.

But yes, they do get done and properly without scrubby things that leave crap behind.