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Reak 07-15-2004 05:06 PM

how are your promo skillz ? :-) Take a look
 
$1 TEEN Porn
at the price of a candy bar

did you buy a candy bar today or mabye a can of diet coke?

You wasted your $1 !

You should have used it for HOT TEEN PORN

I bet you have another one ;-)

So go for it.
-> url
-> url
-> url

I'm going to try this for a couple of days. Wonder if its going to work.

Jakke PNG 07-15-2004 05:06 PM

I've always compared trial prices with a happymeal.

ArikaAmes 07-15-2004 05:07 PM

I like it!! I think that's good stuff. Let us know how that works out for you :)

buddyjuf 07-15-2004 05:07 PM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Reak 07-15-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I've always compared trial prices with a happymeal.
:glugglug

polish_aristocrat 07-15-2004 05:07 PM

thanks for sharing your ideas :thumbsup

Porn4abuck 07-15-2004 05:08 PM

Me like! hehehe!

polish_aristocrat 07-15-2004 05:09 PM

BTW i once used this, but for some reason it didnt work so well :(


Wanna see some ebony babes fucking for you?!? So pull out your fucking credit card and become a fuckin member! If $4.95 for 1 week high quality porn is to much for you, then go fuck yourself!

chase 07-15-2004 05:09 PM

That's cool...I like that "less than a dollar a day" approach, too!

Reak 07-15-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
thanks for sharing your ideas :thumbsup
lol

i thought it was fun :glugglug

i hope it works :glugglug

ArikaAmes 07-15-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW i once used this, but for some reason it didnt work so well :(


Wanna see some ebony babes fucking for you?!? So pull out your fucking credit card and become a fuckin member! If $4.95 for 1 week high quality porn is to much for you, then go fuck yourself!


:1orglaugh

So that didn't work very well for ya huh? :1orglaugh

Reak 07-15-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW i once used this, but for some reason it didnt work so well :(


Wanna see some ebony babes fucking for you?!? So pull out your fucking credit card and become a fuckin member! If $4.95 for 1 week high quality porn is to much for you, then go fuck yourself!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aquarius 07-15-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW i once used this, but for some reason it didnt work so well :(


Wanna see some ebony babes fucking for you?!? So pull out your fucking credit card and become a fuckin member! If $4.95 for 1 week high quality porn is to much for you, then go fuck yourself!

That's what I call agressive promotion.

jade_dragon 07-15-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW i once used this, but for some reason it didnt work so well :(


Wanna see some ebony babes fucking for you?!? So pull out your fucking credit card and become a fuckin member! If $4.95 for 1 week high quality porn is to much for you, then go fuck yourself!

*frantically searches for credit card* what do you mean that didn't work :winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 07-15-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
*frantically searches for credit card* what do you mean that didn't work :winkwink:
hm, maybe i simply sent too little traffic to it, i was a newbie at that time ;-/

chase 07-15-2004 05:14 PM

That would work like a charm on submissives!lol

Adultnet 07-15-2004 05:16 PM

nice maybe it will work :)

mcmc 07-15-2004 05:21 PM

i compared the trial price with a hamburger on a BYOT some time ago in the old ARS days. That worked quite well

ShellyCrash 07-15-2004 06:00 PM

For only $1 a day you can save a child from hunger and disease.

For less then the price of a cup of coffe per day you can see that this child gets the proper medical attention she needs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/705000...blanket300.jpg

Did you give a dollar to feed the children today?


You stupid fuck- you wasted your dollar! You could have bought HOT TEEN PORN for less then a dollar! :321GFY

Reak 07-15-2004 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
For only $1 a day you can save a child from hunger and disease.

For less then the price of a cup of coffe per day you can see that this child gets the proper medical attention she needs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/705000...blanket300.jpg

Did you give a dollar to feed the children today?


You stupid fuck- you wasted your dollar! You could have bought HOT TEEN PORN for less then a dollar! :321GFY


uhmmm ok ? :Oh crap

doornx 07-15-2004 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
For only $1 a day you can save a child from hunger and disease.

For less then the price of a cup of coffe per day you can see that this child gets the proper medical attention she needs.


Did you give a dollar to feed the children today?


You stupid fuck- you wasted your dollar! You could have bought HOT TEEN PORN for less then a dollar! :321GFY

you sick fuck..strike 1 imo

pxxx 07-15-2004 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW i once used this, but for some reason it didnt work so well :(


Wanna see some ebony babes fucking for you?!? So pull out your fucking credit card and become a fuckin member! If $4.95 for 1 week high quality porn is to much for you, then go fuck yourself!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Reak 07-15-2004 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx
you sick fuck..strike 1 imo
what he said.

pxxx 07-15-2004 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx
you sick fuck..strike 1 imo
Definitely:feels-hot

StarkReality 07-15-2004 06:31 PM

I used the "pack of cigs" comparison a few times...and was quite surprised to get angry mail from people telling me how bad smoking is...damn, it's sometimes hard to understand your country :helpme

NickPapageorgio 07-15-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
For only $1 a day you can save a child from hunger and disease.

For less then the price of a cup of coffe per day you can see that this child gets the proper medical attention she needs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/705000...blanket300.jpg

Did you give a dollar to feed the children today?


You stupid fuck- you wasted your dollar! You could have bought HOT TEEN PORN for less then a dollar! :321GFY

Man that's a promo that'll put you in the Jerk Off mood eh?:helpme

reynold 07-15-2004 06:43 PM

hire a very good copywriter to do that for you

ShellyCrash 07-15-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx
you sick fuck..strike 1 imo
\Sar"casm\, n. A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

BradM 07-15-2004 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
\Sar"casm\, n. A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

mo·ron Audio pronunciation of "moron" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (môrn, mr-)
n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

montel 07-15-2004 08:34 PM

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Project-Shadow 07-15-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by montel
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Joesho 07-15-2004 09:13 PM

I suck at promo....

SureFire 07-15-2004 09:17 PM

On one of my sites I have something like this:

Hey guys if you can?t get the real thing at the moment, check out these cam girls for free (link)?.BTW, if your current virus paid subscription is about to expire check out this site: www.grisoft.com, it is free and rates better than...according to?.plus you can spend the money that you saved seeing real live action just for you.

Not much traffic goes to that site but I get signups and I can?t believe that people buy the virus software when I say it is free.

:)

GonePhishing 07-15-2004 10:39 PM

I used use this:
For .70 cents a day... The price of a cup of coffee... You could feed a starving child in a third world country... Or you could check out these sluts... It's up to you.

Then I felt bad about it, and took that off any ads and sites I had.

{fusion} 07-15-2004 10:48 PM

i would say that mentioning money in any form is a bad idea, as your changing there horny little thoughts into money and objects.

Manowar 07-15-2004 11:38 PM

Im sure it will convert, but you'll get a load of cheap bastards :winkwink:

johnbosh 07-15-2004 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I've always compared trial prices with a happymeal.
nice idea ;)

psyko514 07-15-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I suck at promo....
You suck at everything.

polish_aristocrat 07-16-2004 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
For only $1 a day you can save a child from hunger and disease.

For less then the price of a cup of coffe per day you can see that this child gets the proper medical attention she needs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/705000...blanket300.jpg

Did you give a dollar to feed the children today?


You stupid fuck- you wasted your dollar! You could have bought HOT TEEN PORN for less then a dollar! :321GFY

:BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang:

justsexxx 07-16-2004 04:46 AM

Don't waste your 35 bucks on an ugly hooker for one blowjob, which get you many diseases .

Jerk your dick one month on nasty teengirls!

:321GFY

TheWildcard 07-16-2004 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by justsexxx
Don't waste your 35 bucks on an ugly hooker for one blowjob, which get you many diseases .

Jerk your dick one month on nasty teengirls!

:321GFY

:1orglaugh


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